How to be a total social networking Twit!
Posted 26th February 2009 at 02:12 PM by spendsmarter
[COLOR=#003366][B]How to be a total social networking Twit![/B][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=#006699][B]Step 1: Practice in the real world first[/B][/COLOR]
Design and print plenty of flyers, with lots of powerful emotional appeals to the reader’s [B]greed[/B], [B]laziness[/B], [B]desperation[/B], [B]ignorance[/B] and [B]gullibility[/B]. Emphasize that there’s NO [B]time[/B], [B]effort[/B] or [B]discipline[/B] involved — they’ll be rich overnight, their affiliates/JV partners will do all the work for them (and all that other usual IM horsefeathers).
When that’s done, hire a power megaphone, grab your flyers, then head to the nearest pub on a packed Friday night, when there are plenty of people having a great time socializing.
As soon as you arrive, muscle your way in, then begin spruiking your IM product or opportunity at full volume, while cornering people and forcing your flyers on them. Write down any appointments, names and contact details you can extract from them.
Next day, Saturday (and Sunday), head for the nearest park where families and groups of friends are gathered for barbecues, picnics and generally having a great time together. Repeat the process — broadcast your opportunity at the top of your lungs, then stalk individuals and groups to get them to take your flyers and extract their names and contact information, so you can pester them for weeks to come.
[COLOR=#006699][B]Step 2: Take it online (it’s safer!)[/B][/COLOR]
Once you’ve made bail and your injuries heal, move online to social networking sites like Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Orkut and others. Spam the boards, make as many fans and friends as possible, then spam them mercilessly until they put you on ignore or report you. Don’t give your upline any reason to label you a loser or a quitter!
[COLOR=#006699][B]Step 3: Vent your frustration, then quit.[/B][/COLOR]
After weeks and months of repetition of these experiences, it will be time to throw in the towel and quit. Complain to anyone who’ll listen that IM doesn’t work, and that making money online is useless. Discourage as many people as you can.
Congratulations… you’re now qualified to wear a t-shirt or baseball cap bearing the proud title…
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(PS: Don’t forget to wear your baseball cap back-to-front. It will remove any remaining illusion of having any kind of IQ after your prospecting antics have demonstrated that your IQ is smaller than your shoe size to start with.)
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[COLOR=#006699][B]Step 1: Practice in the real world first[/B][/COLOR]
Design and print plenty of flyers, with lots of powerful emotional appeals to the reader’s [B]greed[/B], [B]laziness[/B], [B]desperation[/B], [B]ignorance[/B] and [B]gullibility[/B]. Emphasize that there’s NO [B]time[/B], [B]effort[/B] or [B]discipline[/B] involved — they’ll be rich overnight, their affiliates/JV partners will do all the work for them (and all that other usual IM horsefeathers).
When that’s done, hire a power megaphone, grab your flyers, then head to the nearest pub on a packed Friday night, when there are plenty of people having a great time socializing.
As soon as you arrive, muscle your way in, then begin spruiking your IM product or opportunity at full volume, while cornering people and forcing your flyers on them. Write down any appointments, names and contact details you can extract from them.
Next day, Saturday (and Sunday), head for the nearest park where families and groups of friends are gathered for barbecues, picnics and generally having a great time together. Repeat the process — broadcast your opportunity at the top of your lungs, then stalk individuals and groups to get them to take your flyers and extract their names and contact information, so you can pester them for weeks to come.
[COLOR=#006699][B]Step 2: Take it online (it’s safer!)[/B][/COLOR]
Once you’ve made bail and your injuries heal, move online to social networking sites like Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Orkut and others. Spam the boards, make as many fans and friends as possible, then spam them mercilessly until they put you on ignore or report you. Don’t give your upline any reason to label you a loser or a quitter!
[COLOR=#006699][B]Step 3: Vent your frustration, then quit.[/B][/COLOR]
After weeks and months of repetition of these experiences, it will be time to throw in the towel and quit. Complain to anyone who’ll listen that IM doesn’t work, and that making money online is useless. Discourage as many people as you can.
Congratulations… you’re now qualified to wear a t-shirt or baseball cap bearing the proud title…
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(PS: Don’t forget to wear your baseball cap back-to-front. It will remove any remaining illusion of having any kind of IQ after your prospecting antics have demonstrated that your IQ is smaller than your shoe size to start with.)
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LOL that's funny you "twit" - thanks for posting this.
Complain to anyone who will listen that IM doesn't work, and that making money online is uselses. Discourage as many people as you can.............
Truely, I hope more people start at the top of your blog posting than the bottom.Posted 27th February 2009 at 07:51 PM by Janet Sawyer
- John,
I've, in the past - had to use the real world to get important messages across. - It works! Surprised me, but it did.
It's only those who are scared of taking action that - make posts/ statements like you have got.
Remeber this, to use an old phrase "Empty vessels make most noise"
Interesting don't you think?Posted 28th February 2009 at 06:30 PM by Janet Sawyer
