How Arnold Schwarzenegger, Reggie Watts, Minka Kelly, Don Cheadle and One Republic mindf***ed me into a Bud Light state of blissful submission (without drinking it).

Guys, let’s be honest...you have seen a lot of commercials even just today. Most people are blind to banner ads nowadays because they are just everywhere. They basically might as well not be there just like in Communist countries. But they are there and we no longer notice them. Banner ads are outside of ourselves,...