#1. Tattoo your web address to your forehead and streak across the pitch during the Superbowl. (Could be risky.)

#2. Shave your web address intto your cat's fur and take a video of it dancing to Will Smith then post it on Facebook to create a viral meme.(Could be dodgy.)

#3. Create a mass thread on Facebook where you spam-tag everyone (even though you don't know them) with your web address and picture of a hot chick. (Very shady.)

#4. Create a blog all...