Foreign Copy Bloopers
I ordered some supplements from ebay and they were coming from abroad. When they arrived, I got a free sample of an exfoliating product with it, meant to get rid of age spots and sun damage.
When I read the instructions, I couldn't stop laughing because whoever wrote it did a terrible job - my whole family was in stitches after I showed them.
Non of us have actually worked out how to use the product. For your benefit, I have written it out just so you can have a good laugh:
Papaya Whitening Peeling Cream - Clean out Horniness whitening: One minutes dispel horniness.
Instructions:
Days for sub-two, first shall face wetness, and weild the product gently knead, then with cleanly water washing.
Notice:
Avoid into eyeball, if immodesty, shortly washing for cleanly water.
This isn't the first time I have read silly things on foreign products, although this one was probably the silliest.
Anyone read anything just as silly?
When I read the instructions, I couldn't stop laughing because whoever wrote it did a terrible job - my whole family was in stitches after I showed them.
Non of us have actually worked out how to use the product. For your benefit, I have written it out just so you can have a good laugh:
Papaya Whitening Peeling Cream - Clean out Horniness whitening: One minutes dispel horniness.
Instructions:
Days for sub-two, first shall face wetness, and weild the product gently knead, then with cleanly water washing.
Notice:
Avoid into eyeball, if immodesty, shortly washing for cleanly water.
This isn't the first time I have read silly things on foreign products, although this one was probably the silliest.
Anyone read anything just as silly?
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