IM'ing With An Old Computer Poem
Right after they built my computer, they then invented the wheel.
It is now slower than a snail, and im about done with all this lag.
Now whenever Geek Squad visit, they bring in a body bag.
It takes about an hour to email, and is the size of a house.
It has now only one moving part, which is the optical mouse.
The keyboard is ancient, I have to type with my fist!
"I've seen dinosaur bones in better condition", said an archeologist.
I once took it outside, because I had to clean it with Drano.
Upon my return It was full of old ladies, thinking it was the bus to the casino!
I'd take it to a market, but boy would I have to haggle.
Is it so wrong for me to ask, for brand new shiny Apple?
It once tried to escape, I just couldn't watch.
That day would go down in local folk-law, my computer with the Sasquatch.
So now I am done, and I know that you have my back.
So feel free to donate all you can, then I can get that shiny Apple iMac!
--- End Of Poem ---
But I do have a serious point to this post. I'm looking into upgrading my computer set-up, and want to know what you have that helps you the most in your IM'ing pursuits.
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