I Put My Christmas Tree Up early This Year

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Posted: 5 years ago 28 replies

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lanfear63 5 years ago

You have bought yourself some presents already, as well I see.
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Dan Riffle 5 years ago

How'd you reach that high up on the wall?
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- whateverpedia 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  How'd you reach that high up on the wall?
  
  You forgot to add "Asking for a friend" to your post.
  
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  Dan Riffle 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  You forgot to add "Asking for a friend" to your post.
  
  I estimated height of placement by the known measurement of the Duraflame box. My "friend" would be fine. Thank you very little.
  
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- OptedIn 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  How'd you reach that high up on the wall?
  
  You are a very mean-spirited, hurtful, insulting and vicious person.
  
  I really like that about you.
  
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  Dan Riffle 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by OptedIn
  
  You are a very mean-spirited, hurtful, insulting and vicious person.
  
  I really like that about you.
  
  I'm a firm believer that we all should try to bring a little joy into the world.
  
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  OptedIn 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  I'm a firm believer that we all should try to bring a little joy into the world.
  
  I try my best on a daily basis. It's good to see that you are also making a concerted effort.
  
  Spread the joy!
  
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  Dan Riffle 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by OptedIn
  
  You are a very mean-spirited, hurtful, insulting and vicious person.
  
  I really like that about you.
  
  Also, please note that I didn't ask you why you were standing on a ladder when you took the picture.
  
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  OptedIn 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Also, please note that I didn't ask you why you were standing on a ladder when you took the picture.
  
  Actually, I was delicately balancing on my woody.
  
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  Dan Riffle 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by OptedIn
  
  Actually, I was delicately balancing on my woody.
  
  Your boyfriend probably doesn't appreciated you spelling his name in lower case. He's a person, too, dammit!
  
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  whateverpedia 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Your boyfriend probably doesn't appreciated you spelling his name in lower case. He's an inflatable love doll too, dammit!
  
  Fixed that for you.
  
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  lanfear63 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Fixed that for you.
  
  Opps, now you have done it. If he was not going to comment on this thread before, rest assured, the worlds leading expert on them will have something to say.
  
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  OptedIn 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Your boyfriend probably doesn't appreciated you spelling his name in lower case. He's a person, too, dammit!
  
  Well, let's just say that he is his own man.
  
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  Claude Whitacre 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Also, please note that I didn't ask you why you were standing on a ladder when you took the picture.
  
  For the same reason you stand on a ladder when someone takes your picture.
  
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  lanfear63 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  For the same reason you stand on a ladder when someone takes your picture.
  
  Dan had his picture taken coming down a ladder when he was in prison. I thought that was a Little Con-Descending
  
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- tagiscom 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  How'd you reach that high up on the wall?
  
  The robotic arm on your stomach can be extended.
  
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Kay King 5 years ago

Does that tree say 'from me' and 'to me'?
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tagiscom 5 years ago

Originally Posted by OptedIn

Sorry Frank but the air freshner Xmas tree from the toilet doesn't count.
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Princess Balestra 5 years ago

Aaaaaw, Optie -- what kinda topper gowin' on that baby?

So, listen -- here's how Christmas gonna be for evrywan's favo van person.

First, go get a whole loada tinsel, all colors.

Next, check out the Diligent Downhome Knitter Gal section on Fiverr -- an' hook up with a class act in the Knit Optie a Stnningly Alluring Suit From Tinsel section.

Finally, cavort -- as a shimmerin' festive experience at whose feet all Christmas enthoosiasts simply gotta throw their collective ass.

CHRISTMAS TREES
the ultimate erection of celebratory woody
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Kay King 5 years ago

PB he just might do that....the cavorting part will appeal to our optie. Amazing what you can find on Fiverr, isn't it?
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dana67 5 years ago

Where's the tinsel lol?
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- Dan Riffle 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by dana67
  
  Where's the tinsel lol?
  
  You might regret asking that question. Have the bleach ready should Opty post a pic.
  
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  OptedIn 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  You might regret asking that question. Have the bleach ready should Opty post a pic.
  
  I no longer post my likeness without prepayment.
  
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Trice 5 years ago

this is... i cant even... ugh:'')
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- tagiscom 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Trice
  
  this is... i cant even... ugh:'')
  
  You will fit in well here.
  
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- OptedIn 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Trice
  
  this is... i cant even... ugh:'')
  
  I get it. No Christmas spirit. There's always Festivus!
  
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Kay King 5 years ago

I no longer post my likeness without prepayment.

So - you have gone into the 'cam guy' business?

Give ya a nickel....
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- OptedIn 5 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kay King
  
  Give ya a nickel....
  
  You ain't gettin' much, but a little bit o' me goes a long way. :-)
  
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