I Put My Christmas Tree Up early This Year

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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    You have bought yourself some presents already, as well I see.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    How'd you reach that high up on the wall?
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      How'd you reach that high up on the wall?
      You forgot to add "Asking for a friend" to your post.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        You forgot to add "Asking for a friend" to your post.
        I estimated height of placement by the known measurement of the Duraflame box. My "friend" would be fine. Thank you very little.
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      How'd you reach that high up on the wall?
      You are a very mean-spirited, hurtful, insulting and vicious person.

      I really like that about you.
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

        You are a very mean-spirited, hurtful, insulting and vicious person.

        I really like that about you.
        I'm a firm believer that we all should try to bring a little joy into the world.
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        • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          I'm a firm believer that we all should try to bring a little joy into the world.
          I try my best on a daily basis. It's good to see that you are also making a concerted effort.

          Spread the joy!
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      • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
        Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

        You are a very mean-spirited, hurtful, insulting and vicious person.

        I really like that about you.
        Also, please note that I didn't ask you why you were standing on a ladder when you took the picture.
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        • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Also, please note that I didn't ask you why you were standing on a ladder when you took the picture.
          Actually, I was delicately balancing on my woody.
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          • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
            Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

            Actually, I was delicately balancing on my woody.
            Your boyfriend probably doesn't appreciated you spelling his name in lower case. He's a person, too, dammit!
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            • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Your boyfriend probably doesn't appreciated you spelling his name in lower case. He's an inflatable love doll too, dammit!
              Fixed that for you.
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              • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
                Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

                Fixed that for you.
                Opps, now you have done it. If he was not going to comment on this thread before, rest assured, the worlds leading expert on them will have something to say.
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            • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
              Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

              Your boyfriend probably doesn't appreciated you spelling his name in lower case. He's a person, too, dammit!
              Well, let's just say that he is his own man.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

          Also, please note that I didn't ask you why you were standing on a ladder when you took the picture.
          For the same reason you stand on a ladder when someone takes your picture.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            For the same reason you stand on a ladder when someone takes your picture.
            Dan had his picture taken coming down a ladder when he was in prison. I thought that was a Little Con-Descending
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      How'd you reach that high up on the wall?
      The robotic arm on your stomach can be extended.

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    Does that tree say 'from me' and 'to me'?
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

    Sorry Frank but the air freshner Xmas tree from the toilet doesn't count.

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  • Aaaaaw, Optie -- what kinda topper gowin' on that baby?

    So, listen -- here's how Christmas gonna be for evrywan's favo van person.

    First, go get a whole loada tinsel, all colors.

    Next, check out the Diligent Downhome Knitter Gal section on Fiverr -- an' hook up with a class act in the Knit Optie a Stnningly Alluring Suit From Tinsel section.

    Finally, cavort -- as a shimmerin' festive experience at whose feet all Christmas enthoosiasts simply gotta throw their collective ass.

    CHRISTMAS TREES
    the ultimate erection of celebratory woody


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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    PB he just might do that....the cavorting part will appeal to our optie. Amazing what you can find on Fiverr, isn't it?
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  • Profile picture of the author dana67
    Where's the tinsel lol?
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by dana67 View Post

      Where's the tinsel lol?
      You might regret asking that question. Have the bleach ready should Opty post a pic.
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      • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
        Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

        You might regret asking that question. Have the bleach ready should Opty post a pic.
        I no longer post my likeness without prepayment.
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  • Profile picture of the author Trice
    this is... i cant even... ugh:'')
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Trice View Post

      this is... i cant even... ugh:'')
      You will fit in well here.

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    • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
      Originally Posted by Trice View Post

      this is... i cant even... ugh:'')
      I get it. No Christmas spirit. There's always Festivus!
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    I no longer post my likeness without prepayment.

    So - you have gone into the 'cam guy' business?


    Give ya a nickel....
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    • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Give ya a nickel....
      You ain't gettin' much, but a little bit o' me goes a long way. :-)
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