Excuse Me. I'm Kind of Emotional Right Now...

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...it's been so long since I've received one of these. I read it and reread it to let it all sink in.

It's been a long time, my old friends. Good to know you never forgot me.

Mark

THE WORLD BANK TREASURY
B.P. 03-2112
Cotonou, Benin
Phone: + ___-19-9502
E-mail: - __@gmail.com


Attention dear beneficiary of 10,300,000.00 USD,

I am compelled to write to you in respect of your fund remittance, which was unsuccessful. I am convinced that you must have given up hope of ever getting your funds released, especially after all the frustrations, endless disappointments and broken promises at the hands of impostors.

My name is Mr. Bin Yang, Chairperson of the World Bank Group Inspection Panel for Latin America and the Caribbean, and Europe and Central Asia. I am on a special fact-finding mission to our Executive Office of the World Bank in Washington, United States of America.

I am quite sure you must be wondering why your long-awaited fund was not released after the Office of the Accountant General of the Federation and the Ministry of Finance have officially granted approval for the remittance of your fund. During our investigation, we discovered that your long awaited funds 10,300,000.00 USD (ten million three hundred thousand dollars) had not been released because your name was on the list of those dealing with Internet fraudsters. Based on the information we have from both the CIA and the FBI, those entities have no mandate to handle your fund transfer.

I also believed that you would have received countless, unconfirmed and spurious payment advice and remittance instructions from some officials indicating that they have granted approval for the transfer of your fund. You may have also been directed to visit different cities and countries with the instruction that your fund would be released at payment station or your funds could be delivered to your residence.

All these are cooked up stories by impostors who wish to extort money from you while they do not have any knowledge of the real situation of your inheritance fund. In addition, I will advise you to stop dealing with anyone regarding your fund since they have failed to transfer the fund to your designated account, despite having made all payments numerous times the amount required by law.

However, for the avoidance of doubt, the reason for the non-release of your fund is due to the fact that the paying bank has not received any direct instruction about the beneficiary of the outstanding amount as the fund is still being held in the name of the original contractor's name Elblan IND.S.A Luxembourg. In view of the non-provision of a proof of ownership of the fund, your agents did not tell you the truth to change the ownership of the fund to your own name in order to claim the fund, because your representatives are fully aware that once the truth is revealed, it will end their illegal extortion from you.

Pursuant to an agreement reached by the United States Department of Justice, the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), and the United States National Security Agency, it was therefore agreed that the transfer of the funds to your designated account must be carried out by online bank transfer. The Direct Foreign Transfer Policy on International Remittance is based on Article 14.3 and 17.1 which demand the presentation of 'THE PROOF OF OWNERSHIP" Certificate of any sum above US$500,000.00 of transfer. Accurately, what you must do in order to claim your fund is to obtain the "PROOF OF OWNERSHIP" certificate in your name, any other procedures is wrong and you could end up not receiving the funds.

The amount required by law to obtain proof of ownership certificate and for the fund transfer is only 167.00 USD. It is therefore; up to you to send the fee for us to process this proof of ownership certificate on your favor and remit funds to you.

Accordingly, if you have decided to pay for us to obtain the "PROOF OF OWNERSHIP" certificate in your name, now, we would prefer all our funds to be paid by a Sephora Gift Card or be sent to us through Western Union. Therefore, if you are ready to send the US$167.00 today, you will also expect to provide your current bank account information for us to remit the fund directly. We will send you a copy of the telex immediately after the transfer.

Thanks for your cooperation. Expecting your urgent reply to my personal email address (__@gmail.com) shortly.
Mr. Bin Yang
President, Inspection Panel,
World Bank Group
PS How DARE you call all the others imposters? Until this latest dry spell, they have been part of my life for many, many years!
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  • Profile picture of the author GordonJ
    Originally Posted by Mark Singletary View Post

    ...it's been so long since I've received one of these. I read it and reread it to let it all sink in.

    It's been a long time, my old friends. Good to know you never forgot me.

    Mark



    PS How DARE you call all the others imposters? Until this latest dry spell, they have been part of my life for many, many years!
    Take a page from George Costanza, sign the check over to the Human Fund.

    GordonJ
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    Glad it all got cleared up and finally you can continue on the road to being extorted by the legitimate scammers.
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    Feel The Power Of The Mark Side

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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    i always tell them to send it to my paypal
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