It's much more fun down here..

by JayXtreme

Posted: 15 years ago 25 replies

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Yoooo OT..

The main forum has become a real whinge fest lately and I miss what it used to be, much of my reading is in the War Room right now, I still drop by the main forum but it hurts my head to see such limiting minds up there, not that everyone is like that but a TON of those minds seem to love creating pointless thread..

Been dropping by by the OT here for a few weeks and I love the atmosphere..I'm gonna grab a beer and find me a table down here.. hope y'all don't mind..

Much love

Peace

Jay

valerieSONORA 15 years ago

The asylum here has several purposes:

amusement
therapy
conspiracy theories
fighting
time wasting
and possibly more

Pull up a chair
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- ThomM 15 years ago
  
  Roll up a fatty while your at it and join the fun.
  You're right about the main forum.
  I still check it all the time.
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Ron Kerr 15 years ago

I thought this was the main forum.

Oh well, perhaps that explains the lack of sales.
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- Kay King 15 years ago
  
  Come on in Jay - pull up a chair. Welcome to the happy hour bar of the WF.
  
  It's more fun here - no complaints about long sales pages, emails, lists, twits, or pleas to "watch me do this or that"....we just hang out.
  
  Truthfully - recently it's more interesting here, too
  
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HeySal 15 years ago

Yo Jay.

So what is your psychosis? We all have one in here you know. If you don't already have one there are plenty left to choose from without any overlap.
If you can't choose one on your own we'll be glad to drive you to one....er....help you pick one out.

What the heck happened to the strike over key? That's not funny.
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- myob 15 years ago
  
  Have a sit down over here. Hope you enjoy the company. The last two people that were sitting by the window never saw 'em again. Don't know if they ran off without saying anything or got pushed. The beer ain't bad, the smoke is slightly acrid though, and people get a little cranky at times, but I kinda like it here myself. I don't get upstairs much anymore. Have you had infractions lately?
  
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HeySal

15 years ago

Have you had infractions lately?

Why Paul, you make that sound so promiscuous. What are you drinking?
I'll have what your having.

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myob

15 years ago

Have you had infractions lately?

Originally Posted by HeySal

Why Paul, you make that sound so promiscuous. What are you drinking?
I'll have what your having.

I was referring to acute myocardial infraction, which is a heart attack. That is hardly promiscuous. An infraction is when the arteries carrying blood to the heart muscle become blocked or narrowed, usually by a deposit of fatty substances, a process known as atherosclerosis. A heart attack is due to obstruction of a coronary artery either as a result of atherosclerosis or a blood clot: part of the heart muscle is deprived of oxygen and dies. If you get too many infractions your heart will eventually just give out.

I like to drink Mongolian golden amber beer, with the traditional German Reinheitsgebot production technology. It keeps you from getting infractions. The latest research confirms that if you drink Mongolian beer regularly, you will be healthy, robust and promiscuous. The alcohol in Mongolian beer limits fat metabolism by lowering the amount of fat and oil that is in your body. This will reduce risk of heart disease and keeps your heart from infracting.

Mongolian Beer Protects from Infractions

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Kay King

15 years ago

Actually, no, paul -- that would be an infarction, not an infraction

minor point - unless your heart is having one at the moment

I'm worried about the title of this thread - could draw flies...or is that fleas?

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myob

15 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

Actually, no, paul -- that would be an infarction, not an infraction
minor point - unless your heart is having one at the moment
I'm worried about the title of this thread - could draw flies...or is that fleas?

LOL! Kay,

Being a pefectionist, I know that, but I found this website that claims drinking beer keeps your heart from infracting.

Mongolian Beer Protects from Infractions

Beer is a healthy drink. The latest researchers confirm that if you drink certain amount of it, it will have good influences on your body. Alcohol in beer limits the fat metabolism. In addition it decreases the amount of fat and oil that is in your body. So this rejects the understanding of beer makes fat.

Beer is good for the blood circulation if you use it in certain amounts. Also protects the commence holstering in blood and consolidate protecting of arteriozklorez. This means that if you use beer in certain amounts, it protects your heart from infracting. The result from the research says, people who use alcohol in certain amounts have lower heart diseases compare to people who don't use alcohol.

In addition, beers decrease the blood sugar level and stabilize the amount of insulin in blood. The amount of sugar and an arrangement of fat depend on insulin.

The latest researching determined that absorbent in beer against the oxide has specific main nature. Those solid has services to protect artery, therefore it protects you from commence cancer and infract.

I just could not resist posting it here. And I'll have another beer, I feel an infraction is coming on, and need to protect artery.

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JayXtreme 15 years ago

Hey y'all..

My psychosis is ME... lol... I'm just naturally insane... I don't show it much upstairs, but I think in the safety down here I may just feel more comfortable..lol..

Thanks for the warm welcome all.. look forward to sharing psychosis fuelled OT sessions with you

Peace

Jay
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HeySal 15 years ago

Peace? In the OT? My goodness. This is gonna be easy.
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- JayXtreme 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  Peace? In the OT? My goodness. This is gonna be easy.
  
  LOL.. my new courtesy word down here must come out right now..
  
  Craziness
  
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Dave Patterson

15 years ago

Excuse me!

Has anybody seen my shoes?

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Kay King

15 years ago

The latest researching determined that absorbent in beer against the oxide has specific main nature. Those solid has services to protect artery, therefore it protects you from commence cancer and infract.

Guess the author is Mongolian judging from that article! Guess I'll have a beer later so I don't infarct today. (I did put a "c" in that, didn't I?)

kay

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HeySal 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Excuse me!

Has anybody seen my shoes?

You can't see them? I didn't realize you gained so much weight. Must be drinking Paul's beer.

Alcohol in beer limits the fat metabolism. In addition it decreases the amount of fat and oil that is in your body

Uh...okay. Do you know what happens if you are trying to lose weight and the fat doesn't metabolize? Nothing. Alcohol does decrease fat metabolism, which, um....keeps you fat.
What it might help cure is toxic fat and oil build-up in your intestines where it putrifies and breeds bacteria (both the good and bad types). But I'm not even convinced it does that because alcohol absorbs from the stomach very quickly and most never sees the intestines. Ah - now you have me revealing parts of the ebook I am working on. Damn it.
I will never NEVER NEVER ask what you are drinking again!
Um....whaccha smokin' Paul?
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- myob 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  I will never NEVER NEVER ask what you are drinking again!
  Um....whaccha smokin' Paul?
  
  That could start a whole new thread. Got some stuff here from Turkey. Makes life perfectly easy. To err is human; to smoke Turkish is divine. This is a perfectly easy and legal way to avoid ... Anyway, it also cures cancer. I never had cancer, but I'm not taking any chances.
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myob 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Excuse me!

Has anybody seen my shoes?

Are you leaving?
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KimW 15 years ago

Luckily I'm the only sane one here.
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- Jared Alberghini 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by KimW
  
  Luckily I'm the only sane one here.
  
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- HeySal 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by KimW
  
  Luckily I'm the only sane one here.
  
  So you are sane now? Hmmmm....yes, it is lucky that you are the only one!:p
  
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Jared Alberghini 15 years ago

Hey Jay,

I'm with ya man...

I think the OT section is slowly becoming the 'main section' for me as well... much easier to breathe down here, and talk to regular humans.

Cheers! J & everyone!

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Diana Lane 15 years ago

I'm sane too. The Voices told me so.
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valerieSONORA 15 years ago

Sane people don't belong down here :p Why do you think this section was created?
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