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Woman Remarries Ferris Wheel After Failed Marriages To An Airplane and a Train

by thunderbird
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She married ferris wheel "Bruce," after failed relationships with an airplane and a train. Hey, lots of people have to play to field before finding the right object of one's affections.

Read more: You spin me right round! Florida woman gets married to a ferris wheel named Bruce, after previous relationships with and airplane and a train | Mail Online
  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    It could happen... Ferris Wheels have rights.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Just when you thought you've heard it all...
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    Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    87% of ferris wheel marriages end in divorce after the third rotation, mainly due to having too many nuts & not enough bolts.
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      I predict this one won't last either.

      She really needed to marry a river boat. It has big wheels too and she could then be proud while the big wheels keep on turning and she keeps on rollin', rollin', rollin' down the river.


      Terra
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