Funny Story: One day in the Medical Lab

by aliridho790

Posted: 10 years ago 8 replies

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One day in the Medical lab.

Lecturer: "Today we will learn a corpse!"

Then, the lecturer brought a corpse.

Lecturer: "First lesson, don't be disgusted!"

The lecturer inserted his finger into the anus of the corpse, and then licked his finger.

Lecturer: "You have to do what I did!"

Although many students were protesting and vomiting, but eventually all the students doing it one by one.

Lecturer: "The second lesson, accuracy. Notice, I included the middle finger, and then I licked a little finger !!!"

#funny story

Gasen 10 years ago

Oh Shit, was that finger licking good?
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- aliridho790 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Gasen
  
  Oh Shit, was that finger licking good?
  
  Thanks for your reply. Hmm, it's very tasty.
  
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imogenhobbs 10 years ago

I must have a pretty warped sense of humor because I cracked up hahaha
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seasoned

10 years ago

Lecturer: "You have to do what I did last!"

I would have simply licked the little finger. THAT was what he did last! He FIRST inserted the finger!

Steve

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aliridho790

10 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

Lecturer: "You have to do what I did last!"

I would have simply licked the little finger. THAT was what he did last! He FIRST inserted the finger!

Steve

Thank you for the correction.

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lanfear63

10 years ago

One day in the medical (experimental) lab a technician left a cage door open and 2 fluffy bunnies escaped.

They made straight for the nearest cabbage patch and gorged themselves on cabbages, rainwater and frolicked in the sun for 2 days.

On the third morning one of the bunnies awoke first and said to his companion: OMG, I have to get back, I must get back to the lab now!

Why, said his companion?

I'm dying for a cigarette!