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Unread 22nd Apr 2013, 11:46 AM   #1
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Designer - CARTOONS ARE BACK!!!!
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MY SPECIALITY!!!

CARTOON STYLE IMAGES FOR YOUR WEBSITE!

FUNNY CAPTION CARTOONS FOR YOUR FANPAGE!

FUNNY AND RELEVANT IMAGES FOR POSTCARD MARKETERS!

COMPLETELY BESPOKE AND TAILORED TO YOU!

TOTALLY AND UTTERLY ‘ONE-OFF’ DESIGNS!



How’s branding your site or services with columns of boring looking text and ‘stock’ photos going?

Fancy your chance to stand out and increase page views and visitor duration?

Want to encourage visitor comments and sharing of your blog posts or Facebook updates?

Want to stand out a bit more and provoke positive reactions from your marketing efforts?

Do you think smiling happy readers will be more likely to buy your ‘stuff’?

Getting people to like or share your stuff is getting harder and harder by the day and sometimes catching up with new methods and techniques can be a killer.

However it is FACT, that one of the best and most popular ways to get any kind of interaction is through the use of GREAT IMAGERY!




What’s with all the Penguins, Pandas, Piranhas and Pelicans Google is throwing at us!? Surely now the ‘in the know’ marketers out there are beginning to realise that quality, engaging, and SEO friendly content and images are the way forward?





I am now offering you the opportunity to lose all constraints and truly, truly have an image representative of what you are actually trying to tell people.
Not only that, but why not make them have a little chuckle at the same time?


  • Forget scouring the internet for that special image to go with your guest post you have fought over for the last 6 weeks.
  • Forget having to spend hours looking for that one special image to head up your postcard marketing campaign.
  • Forget looking for a viable alternative to some clinical vector graphic to use as your fan page background.


CARTOONS ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Do ten minutes research on cartoons and their impact on advertising!



Look deep into your soul and remember all those cartoons and comics you used to read as a kid.


Now imagine the huge potential these types of images can have when partnered up with a great blog post or a more visual type of campaign!!



Ex. find a dentist+set up a postcard marketing campaign+add the above image(well, one like it!)+add a crazy call to action on the back(I can help with this!)+deliver!=watch the dentist struggle with all his new clients and get ready to take orders for all the other services you can sell him/her=BANK BIG TIME!!

Cos now, not only are the guy who got him a shed load more clients, you are a creative genius! Who's he gonna be begging for more of the same?

SO, WHAT EXACTLY CAN I DO FOR YOU?



Well the easy answer is pretty much anything you want!
I can draw in many different styles and can create any situation with any type of character you could ever dream of!
Whatever it is you are trying to convey I can transform into a cool cartoon style image for you no problem.
We will work together for as long as it takes to make sure you are 100% satisfied with the end result.


  • IF IN 6 MONTHS’ TIME YOU DECIDE YOU WANT CHANGES, NO PROBLEM!
  • IF IN 6 MONTHS’ TIME YOU DECIDE YOU WISHED YOU HAD OF ADDED COLOUR, NO PROBLEM!

Communication, communication!Just ask and I will do my very best to get you sorted.

I will ensure that you have a rough sketch for your campaign within 24 hrs,sometimes sooner! Once this is agreed I will go ahead and complete the finished drawing for you. When you are totally satisfied with this I will email it to you direct. It is my intention to get the finished artwork to you no longer than two to three days after payment. Sometimes sooner!

And remember, if at any time you want to make any other reasonable changes I will do my absolute best to sort it for you! I strongly believe in building relationships, however awkward this may seem to be sometimes, and will always be on hand to help you out.

All that’s left to do is……………………………….



$ 69.00



PLEASE ALSO SEE THE FAQS BELOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Very Important Frequently asked Questions!!

Before I read these FAQ’s can I just clarify whether or not they apply to me?
Yes, they do.

Are you sure they apply to me, I’m a millionaire internet marketer and am very, very special?
Yes they apply to you too.

I placed an order two hours ago and have just sent the special instructions to the special email address and I haven’t received my artwork yet, why not?

Orders can take up to three business days to process, longer if I am very busy. You will receive a rough draft concept usually within 24 hours (business days) which when you approve I will go to work on the final and finished product.

Yes but I am a millionaire internet marketer and I want my completed product ready and rearing to go within 24 hours!

Where would you like the refund sent?

But I ordered it for a special DRM project which my printer is waiting on as I speak. It’s due to go out to the public tomorrow morning!

I deal with customers one on one, some require special help, and some do not. Some orders take longer than others and you are in a queue. Your project is very important to me but I don’t rush through other peoples work just to help you out.

But I ordered a Nescafe Dolce Gusto coffee machine off Amazon yesterday and it arrived this morning, why do you not offer this?

I’m not bloody Amazon with millions of staff and items already boxed up ready to ship at a moment’s notice!

I have placed an order two days ago and think I can find where you live; can I come and collect in person?

No, I work in a highly sterile environment and any foreign bodies entering my workspace will be dealt with by the Matilda!

What the hell is a Matilda??!!

She’s my two year old, highly trained ninja killer daughter!

I placed an order yesterday and we agreed the design and I have seen the rough draft and given the go ahead, however now I wish to change some things as I’ve just changed my target business. Can I change some things?

Yes you can, but it may add a delay, I will do my best to work around your stupidity.

Can I check my creation’s progress online?

No, you can email me whenever you like for an update. I usually reply to update chases within the hour if I’m not in bed asleep.

How will my artwork be delivered?

Usually by zip folder straight to your email address.

My printer says that the resolution needs changing and that the image needs resizing. I’m a millionaire internet marketer and don’t have time to do this tech stuff, can you do it for me?

Yes, just ask. Tell me what your printer needs and I will do it usually within the hour.

I placed an order three months ago and have not heard from you at all. Have you eloped to the Azores with my $ 69.00 dollars?

Yes probably! Did you pay for a design? Have you checked your email or responded to any of mine?

Hang on, I will just check. Oh bugger no I didn’t actually pay for the design. Can I still have it delivered priority?

So you messed up the payment, didn’t tell me what you wanted and expect me to still deliver something I know nothing about. And you want this prioritised!!??

Yes please, I’m a millionaire internet marketer.

Do you have a nurse I could call for you?

When do I have to pay for my order?

Now would be good, then I can get cracking on it as soon as possible.

But other designers don’t charge until the work is done, why don’t you do this? Remember I’m a millionaire internet marketer and very special!

I’m not them and I don’t work like that, I work for money, not the promise of it! (And yes, you are very special!)

You sent me your Skype ID and I have called you fifteen times in the last hour, why haven’t you answered or called me back?

I was probably asleep, driving, putting my daughter to bed, eating, on the toilet or purposefully just ignoring you because of your ridiculous calling frequency!!

I don’t have a PayPal account can I send the money via western union money transfer?

You are joking right??


Are you sure you don’t outsource all this stuff? There must be millions of so called cartoonists/artists out there that would do the same job for half the price and you just pocket the difference?

I do all the work. I do at least three rough drafts and then it takes me anywhere between an hour and three hours to finally ink the final design and then add the colour as required. I then brainstorm ideas for any caption you wish to include. Using my experience in using images for marketing, I ensure you have the very best chance of getting the best possible results from your project. You would find it very difficult to find anyone else who would do this for the price. In fact I will be charging a lot more off of the website when my Philippine outsources have finished building the damn thing!

I have an adult content site. Could you draw me a cartoon depicting a drunken Crack Whore which I will use to advertise my door to door drug dealing service?

Please leave me alone, you have been grassed up to the mods!

I have an adult content site showing free porn. Can I promote via postcards to the local residents?

Please leave me alone, I do not draw adult related stuff!!

I’m not really sure about DRM but I have a wicked blog post I’m about to publish. Could I use the image in my blog post? Could I even use the image as a fan-page background or anything else I choose? Could I even use the image to help me in branding myself across multiple platforms?

God, you really are a clever clogs! Now you’re being sensible!

Well, I am a millionaire internet marketer!

Of course you are!

Stu, you seem to inject a lot of humour and silliness into this product here. Just how serious are you in helping me get the best results from your product?

DEADLY SERIOUS!!!!
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Unread 22nd Apr 2013, 07:01 PM   #2
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Damn, that is kind of expensive for me but a awesome service. Good luck with sales.
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Originally Posted by Eternal View Post

Damn, that is kind of expensive for me but a awesome service. Good luck with sales.
I'm glad you think its an awsome service. I think it's great too.
It's my first WFH gig on here and although I researched pricing for a long time I always knew that changes would have to be made at some point.
I just have to let it ride for a few days and see what responses others come up with and will at that point make any changes. I really want to add value in here, thats the whole point of the gig.
I want people to use what I provide and see the work on their sites and get feedback on the effectiveness. Im very passionate about what I do and am really very excited about working with fellow warriors here.

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Hello Stuart!

Sounds awesome. Will check to see if you are offering a special Success!

Cheers!!
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I would be interested in your design services. Do you have any examples of previous work? I'm looking to do a design for a postcard I use regarding pool service.
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Originally Posted by Profitfusion View Post

I would be interested in your design services. Do you have any examples of previous work? I'm looking to do a design for a postcard I use regarding pool service.
WELL! I am certainly in a position to do something like that for you no problem. I am actually in the process of putting together (actually, now finishing) my first WSO on the exact topic of Postcard marketing.

I will PM you a link to some of the cards I have used for myself and my clients over the last few months so you can get an idea of the sort of thing I am doing at the moment, and it's really working well.

I can't believe no one else is shouting about it here on the forum!

I started a thread looking for some reviewers a while back but because I am actually doing what I'm preaching I have had very little time to put the finishing touches on it.

Anyways, thanks for your message and let me know what you think.

PS I can also forward you a copy of my WSO for review if you are interested?

Many thanks, Stuart.
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