LiveSlime ULTRA
Remembah whenya foist SIGNED UP?
To this Panglosso Baybeh?
Like ... this is so NOO ... this is so DIFFRENT ... this gonna git me ZACKLY WHAT I WANNA?
Bcs let's list here alla the plus point advantages rollin' out to you in that moment ...
1) More time.
2) More freedom.
3) More choice.
4) More money.
5) More [Don't see yr thang? Throw it in here! It's covered.]
Who would naht wanna ride on THAT whoresilicious deliverah of total succor?
Thing is tho, we gaht actswl people happnin' all ovah.
An' they are like so generationally spread as to dusscribe MORTAL LIMITS.
Which is why Granma so cautious she always ready to bite with whatevah teeth she gaht left ...
an' alla the noo people are so kinda schmucks-to-the-slaugh4tah.
Anyways, that is my preeambyool for this noo pan-evrythin' service we suddenly find we now gaht.
I ain't no affiliate, FFS I no advocaat, I jus' freely speakin'.
Like we would always wanna wish.
Hey, so here is my pitch for LIVESLIME ULTRA.
Bcs who would evin sign up for THAT???*
Unless ...
perpetyool confirmayschwaan for alla yr life choices & sheelt ...
dohspensed durrect to gobshitiness with a frickin' SPOOWIN!
Soma.
How so very SOMA we are rn.
Thing is tho, the poisons ovah at LIVESLIME ULTRA jus' made me a real cool offah.
"Perhaps, as we raid every detail of your soul for evident commercial advantage in a way that diminishes your existence almost to the point of death, you might be interested in owning your very own LIVESLIME ULTRA T-shirt for 50% fewer ANYTHING than all the LUCKY PEOPLE whose lives are PROVEN [testimonial link] to blast their ass in your face simply bcs they GOTTA."
Janno, this is frickin' way cray pubbliss.
But ima out, Sweetiepoppets.
Anythin' gaht the whiffa bein' more 'bout sumone else but Moi than Moi raizes upma hackyools till'n I primed to SLAY.
Ha ha, lazy gal.
Nuthin' gowin' ahn here pulls Venus closah, or rendahs troo oblivion nerfed c/o STOOPID HAILYENS.
You want 20% off this service?
Gowin' till'n they figure 30% plus, or sum latterly yanno proporschwaahn u income till'n you die.
Anyways, ah hah ...
*!!!**
**!!!!***
***!!!!!****
**** Dawn't git me startid.
To this Panglosso Baybeh?
Like ... this is so NOO ... this is so DIFFRENT ... this gonna git me ZACKLY WHAT I WANNA?
Bcs let's list here alla the plus point advantages rollin' out to you in that moment ...
1) More time.
2) More freedom.
3) More choice.
4) More money.
5) More [Don't see yr thang? Throw it in here! It's covered.]
Who would naht wanna ride on THAT whoresilicious deliverah of total succor?
Thing is tho, we gaht actswl people happnin' all ovah.
An' they are like so generationally spread as to dusscribe MORTAL LIMITS.
Which is why Granma so cautious she always ready to bite with whatevah teeth she gaht left ...
an' alla the noo people are so kinda schmucks-to-the-slaugh4tah.
Anyways, that is my preeambyool for this noo pan-evrythin' service we suddenly find we now gaht.
I ain't no affiliate, FFS I no advocaat, I jus' freely speakin'.
Like we would always wanna wish.
Hey, so here is my pitch for LIVESLIME ULTRA.
Bcs who would evin sign up for THAT???*
Unless ...
perpetyool confirmayschwaan for alla yr life choices & sheelt ...
dohspensed durrect to gobshitiness with a frickin' SPOOWIN!
Soma.
How so very SOMA we are rn.
Thing is tho, the poisons ovah at LIVESLIME ULTRA jus' made me a real cool offah.
"Perhaps, as we raid every detail of your soul for evident commercial advantage in a way that diminishes your existence almost to the point of death, you might be interested in owning your very own LIVESLIME ULTRA T-shirt for 50% fewer ANYTHING than all the LUCKY PEOPLE whose lives are PROVEN [testimonial link] to blast their ass in your face simply bcs they GOTTA."
Janno, this is frickin' way cray pubbliss.
But ima out, Sweetiepoppets.
Anythin' gaht the whiffa bein' more 'bout sumone else but Moi than Moi raizes upma hackyools till'n I primed to SLAY.
Ha ha, lazy gal.
Nuthin' gowin' ahn here pulls Venus closah, or rendahs troo oblivion nerfed c/o STOOPID HAILYENS.
You want 20% off this service?
Gowin' till'n they figure 30% plus, or sum latterly yanno proporschwaahn u income till'n you die.
Anyways, ah hah ...
*!!!**
**!!!!***
***!!!!!****
**** Dawn't git me startid.
Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.