Kimye is about to multiply. And our scholars and sources are reporting that Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy, just the news alone, WILL get millions knocked up in 2013. “There will be bibs!”

That was the report from technical director, Christopher The Merchant. His scholarly friends and mixologists down at Coyote Ugly in NYC laid out theories over some very scientific whiskey.
The early estimations are that thousands of silver spoon college aged girls will be trying to get knocked...