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Wow...

by max5ty
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Here's a simple outline if you want to write an ad...

Wow! Here's the pictures...
(headline that gets attention)

You have this sh*t going on every day and it's a problem...
(state the problem)

Now it's messing up your whole life because...
(why it's a problem)

We have this widget that will solve all this...
(a promise to help)

Here's what it will do...
(tell how you can help)

Here's who it's helped...
(testimonials)

Here's how you can get it...
(order)

Keep it simple.
#wow
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    In the Boreystrand Universe, this surefire actschwaahn plan would run to a zillion pages & retail at a mere $1000.

    "People frequently confuse me with the guy beat Bezos into space," says Russ. "But I am merely a leech."
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    • Profile picture of the author max5ty
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post


      "People frequently confuse me with the guy beat Bezos into space," says Russ. "But I am merely a leech."
      But, but, but...

      did Branson really go to space?

      Seems to be some squabbling amongst the billionaires
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      • Profile picture of the author WF- Enzo
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        Did he? Probably green screen and tech stuff.

        Originally Posted by max5ty View Post

        But, but, but...

        did Branson really go to space?

        Seems to be some squabbling amongst the billionaires
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          Originally Posted by WF- Enzo View Post

          Did he? Probably green screen and tech stuff.
          I made the comment because there seems to be some debate about how high you actually have to go to consider it being "space".

          I also saw where NASA is saying they can't be considered "Astronauts" because they don't fit their criteria.

          A whole lot of bickering between billionaires lol
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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        Originally Posted by max5ty View Post

        But, but, but...

        did Branson really go to space?

        Seems to be some squabbling amongst the billionaires

        All I know is, the Brunster is srsly up his own ass.
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          Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

          All I know is, the Brunster is srsly up his own ass.
          I'd have to check it out, but I think he's worth 7 billion and Bezos is worth about 200 and some billion.

          I wish I had the problems they have with bickering over who actually made it to actual space first.
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          • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
            Originally Posted by max5ty View Post

            I'd have to check it out, but I think he's worth 7 billion and Bezos is worth about 200 and some billion.

            I wish I had the problems they have with bickering over who actually made it to actual space first.
            K, so let's hope these bizarrely flawed suckahs can ultimately scale your 'rignl OP plan.

            Prahblem I have from here is the kinda top down dominion they gaht to dictate terms.

            Amazon is already gobblin' up small traders like a houri let loose in a pre-pubescent teen guy farm ...

            but to what extent does one guy's vision of the Hero Story command all branditutre ... irrespective of how smack-my-knacks of dollahs he be?


            tbh I find BluuryestWand real kinda straitjacket.

            For Moi & for nowan I write for.

            Las' brief I looked at was like a novel nowan gaht time to read.
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    On second thought, "Wow" is Owen Wilson's catchphrase.
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    @WF-Enzo-

    I didn't know that.

    I used "wow" because one time I did a headline that read: "Wow, here's the pictures I promised to show if you ever left me"

    Was a huge headline that got a lot of eyes reading it...
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    That ad copy template is fantastic!! SO Simple, so boiling it down to an ad's essence! I have copied this template and emailed it to myself so I can never forget it! Thanks again,
    Pat
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  • Profile picture of the author Courage
    That's great thanks. Nice and simple. Saved to notepad...
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