Copywriter Needed

by Jack Bastide

Posted: 13 years ago 30 replies

COPY WRITING

Hello,

Im looking for somebody to write my copy
on a "performance" or "Pro bono" basis

This is an EASY JOB for somebody who knows
what they are doing

It needs to be a minimum of 20 pages and I need
it by Wednesday

If I can drive some traffic and make some money
you may make a little money

If not .. oh well sh@t happens! at least you have
something for your portfolio

I expect to get a lot of Pm's so better hurry

Jack

P.S. I know a lot of marketers so If you do a good
job I can get you more jobs just like this one!

#copywriter #needed

Jack Bastide 13 years ago

Response has been Overwhelming

I am wading through a Mountain of Pm's

I will make my decision by tomorrow

Keep the Pms coming!
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- maximus242 13 years ago
  
  Lol perfectly illustrates everything that is wrong with working on spec.
  
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Tinkerbell 13 years ago

Hilarious.
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Scott Murdaugh

13 years ago

Jack,

I've sent you a PM. Plz repsond.

I would prefer "pro-bono" basis, preformance basis makes me nervous.

I can have 200 pages of copy deliveredd 2 u by 9pm tonigte... Plz let me now.

-Sktt

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Jack Bastide

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Scott Murdaugh

Jack,

I've sent you a PM. Plz repsond.

I would prefer "pro-bono" basis, preformance basis makes me nervous.

I can have 200 pages of copy deliveredd 2 u by 9pm tonigte... Plz let me now.

-Sktt

Hi Scott,

I will be unable to hire you because you have some mis-spellings

I am only looking for High Profile Top Quality copywriters that
know how to spell

Jack

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Ken Strong 13 years ago

I am definitely interesting in pro-bono work. I often listen to U2 while I am working and enjoy his singing very much.
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Tinkerbell

13 years ago

Dear Jack,

I think you're discriminating against bad spellers. Besides, spelling skills (or even grammar) wasn't a condition of your OP. You just said the ideal candidate should know what they're doin'.

You ought to reconsider Scott's offer.

Tink

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Jack Bastide

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Tinkerbell

You ought to reconsider Scott's offer.

Tink

Ok you are correct

Scott If you can provide me with an 18 page
sample letter written from scratch by 4 EST
I will consider you

The product you will be selling is this:

Amray Scanning Electron Microscope w/Digital Imaging

This is the one with 60° Conical Final Lens and the
Five Axes Motorized Wafer Stage .. Im sure you are familar
with it

If you are a quality copywriter this should be a piece
of cake

Jack

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ghyphena 13 years ago

I presume that, apart from the obvious portfolio-multiplying advantages, there is also potential for exposure... and perhaps a chance to be hired by The Big Companies?

PS - I've done John Carleton's course.
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Bev Clement 13 years ago

Pick me! Pick Me! I did Jack Bastide course, he proofread it.

I do performance as I can sing
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ghyphena 13 years ago

"They Laughed When I Fired Up The Lanthanum Hexaboride Electron Gun..."
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Scott Murdaugh 13 years ago

Amway Scanning Election Magnatron - Teh Next Revolution In Digital Imeragy...

Magnotrons help you to digitalize imagitrons.

Click Here To Buy Now.

If you use big fonts and double space it it's 18 pages no problem. Canz I haz job?

-Scott
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BrianMcLeod 13 years ago

I suggest we reframe these offers as 'Pro-Boner"...
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- David Babineau 13 years ago
  
  I can't remember the last time I laughed so much reading a thread Priceless...
  
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Tinkerbell 13 years ago

::CHOKE!::

Brian,

I just snorted macaroni out my nose. Thank you. Sheesh.

Tina
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- Ken Strong 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Tinkerbell
  
  I just snorted macaroni out my nose. Thank you. Sheesh.
  
  Then don't put macaroni up your nose in the first place. Sheesh.
  
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MikeHumphreys 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Jack Bastide

It needs to be a minimum of 20 pages and I need
it by Wednesday

Sure thing... do you want one word or two on each page?
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Greycap

13 years ago

This thread is sooo funny, but still begs the question:

How can one offer copywriting services, without proof of accepted work?

In other words, how does one slip past the catch 22 situation?

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BrianMcLeod

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Greycap

This thread is sooo funny, but still begs the question:

How can one offer copywriting services, without proof of accepted work?

In other words, how does one slip past the catch 22 situation?

If one cannot convincingly write an offer to write offers...

One cannot write offers....

No catch 22, really.

; )

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CDarklock 13 years ago

Originally Posted by Greycap

In other words, how does one slip past the catch 22 situation?

Tell the prospective client why he should ignore it.

If you do a good job, that's proof.
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Cherilyn Woodhouse 13 years ago

Exactly, Brian If you can't convince someone to hire you without references, based on only your demonstrated skill AT THAT POINT - you probably shouldn't be writing copy anyway

And Jack - I was ready to come in here and give you what for when I saw the ToolTip snippet of this thread LOL. I know you know better than this... I guess I should put my gullible hat away, it has been used against me far too much today!

Hilarious thread. I read it, and wondered if you'd gotten that via email... Then thought to myself, "I think I know that guy." LOL

- Cherilyn
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"Who Else Wants an Amray Scanning Electron Microscope w/Digital Imaging Sticking Out of Their Butt?"
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superfishall 13 years ago

What kind of copy do you expect to get for free?
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Donald Truehart 13 years ago

Jack, you're a funny, funny dude.

Especially with the "overwhelming response" only 3 minutes after the OP.
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