Wife Wanted for Copywriter

by The Copy Nazi Banned
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Wife Wanted For Copywriter

Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms, clean fish and proof copy. Must have a Mac laptop & own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motor boat.

Attached is my photo. I'm the good-looking one.





#copywriter #wanted #wife
  • Profile picture of the author Mr. Enthusiastic
    The couple wrote their own wedding vows, but the wedding had to be postponed until they could find a minister who's also an editor.
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  • Profile picture of the author deannatroupe
    LOL That was hilarious! I needed that laugh.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kevin Birch
    Well, I have been doing my homework. I came to the conclusion that these guys must be brothers.

    How do I know?

    The profile of their lips and noses are the big give away. Even their hair and shape of face are similar . . .
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  • Profile picture of the author colmodwyer
    Well, I have been doing my homework. I came to the conclusion that these guys must be brothers.

    How do I know?

    The profile of their lips and noses are the big give away. Even their hair and shape of face are similar . . .
    Haha! These lads are siblings alright... Only problem is, so are their parents.

    Colm
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    • Profile picture of the author Jonathan1980
      Originally Posted by colmodwyer View Post

      Haha! These lads are siblings alright... Only problem is, so are their parents.

      Colm
      LOL!!!!


      Notice that one is the smarter one and the other (the one in the right) is the advanced retarted one.

      How do I know that?
      1. the left one knows how to read a watch
      2. His shirt is clean (can eat soup without spilling all over his shirt)
      3. He just looks less stupid...

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    • Profile picture of the author NBN
      Originally Posted by colmodwyer View Post

      Haha! These lads are siblings alright... Only problem is, so are their parents.

      Colm
      OMG! Now that was funny!!!!
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    • Profile picture of the author Peter Nguyen
      Originally Posted by colmodwyer View Post

      Haha! These lads are siblings alright... Only problem is, so are their parents.

      Colm

      lol!
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  • Profile picture of the author blue_sky
    How do I know that?
    1. the left one knows how to read a watch
    2. His shirt is clean (can eat soup without spilling all over his shirt)
    3. He just looks less stupid...
    you mean he outsourced all the dirty work to his brother on the right ;-)))???
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  • Profile picture of the author Andy Wood
    A copywriter wrote that? - no way. It's not much of a pitch for a wife! Surely there is a copywriter out there who could do better? Anyone up for the challenge?
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    • Profile picture of the author DaveHughes
      Originally Posted by Andy Wood View Post

      A copywriter wrote that? - no way. It's not much of a pitch for a wife! Surely there is a copywriter out there who could do better? Anyone up for the challenge?
      Okay, okay...fine.


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  • Profile picture of the author lisag
    Originally Posted by Metronicity View Post

    Please send photograph of motor boat

    Someday
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    • Profile picture of the author mywebwork
      Originally Posted by ArnelRicafranca View Post

      Wife Wanted For Copywriter

      Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms, clean fish and proof copy. Must have a Mac laptop & own boat with motor. Please send photograph of motor boat.
      Originally Posted by lisag View Post


      Someday
      That's great Lisa - now would you mind sharing some of those worm recipes with us?



      Bill
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  • Profile picture of the author jasondinner
    When you say motor boat, are you talking about the actual ocean vessel?

    Or do you mean wife must be motorboatable?

    Please clarify
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  • Profile picture of the author writeright
    I'm gonna sue you... you got my pic! ... In case, you're wondering... one on the right - good-looking one
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  • Profile picture of the author NBN
    I'd hate to be....never mind, that pic is disturbing
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  • Profile picture of the author Leto
    Sad, but true. Sometime's the (copy)writer's life can be quite lonesome.

    But hey, do you really think something drastic like marriage would be the solution?
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  • Profile picture of the author cerava
    lol... Painfully grim sometimes...
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  • Profile picture of the author wizozz
    I think Gary Halbert has done this, and very successfully, I might add. There are some nice perks about mastering copywriting, not only money and lifestyle...

    see:

    http://www.thegaryhalbertletter.com/13ad%20pdf.pdf
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  • Profile picture of the author dawdaw
    are those two real twins? they are "beautiful"
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      I just don't understand...

      Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms, clean fish and proof copy. Must have a Mac laptop & own boat with motor.
      If a woman has all that - what does she need with a copywriter???:confused:
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