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"So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor"



- Jack
#copywriter #joke #jokes
  • Profile picture of the author Paul Hooper-Kelly
    EXCELLENT, Jack!



    Paul
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    If you want to stack the copywriting deck in your favor with tricks and hacks producing winners like: "$20K in three days" "650 sold" "30% conversion", then you might like to know I'm retiring and will spill the beans to two people. More info here.
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    • Profile picture of the author Aj Wilson
      and says ...

      "Who Else Wants ______?"
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      • Profile picture of the author Jack Bastide
        Originally Posted by Aj Wilson View Post

        and says ...

        "Who Else Wants ______?"

        LOL good one AJ
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        If you can drive Biz Op Phone Calls .... I'm Buying

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        • Profile picture of the author Aj Wilson
          I forgot to mention ... he said it in Tahoma, Red & Bolded.
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          • Profile picture of the author Pusateri
            Originally Posted by Aj Wilson View Post

            Hehee ...

            Tahoma, Red & Bolded.
            A venerable and esteemed firm.
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            • Profile picture of the author Ricky Allen
              A Copywriter walks into THE best bar in the world.

              And says:

              If you were my own Brother or Sister I would still suggest you have a glass of Rickys Finest as it is THE Best Drink in the world BAR NONE.

              Imagine if that drink you had always been looking for, the one that would realy float your boat, had been available but you just did not know about it.

              And now imagine that it had just been revealed to you.

              Well it has and here it is.

              Rickys Finest.

              Just promise me that you will not drink too much of it before you start copywriting. LOL.

              Ricky "the ebook generator" Allen
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              • Profile picture of the author Mike Schwenk
                Q: What's the best part about writing copy for the "lose weight" niche?

                A: It's a hungry market.

                That's all I've got at the moment. :rolleyes:

                -Mike
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  • Profile picture of the author Pusateri
    They laughed when I said I could tell a copywriting joke.
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  • Profile picture of the author Daniel Scott
    ...but when I told it... all I got was beer bottles thrown at my head.
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    Always looking for badass direct-response copywriters. PM me if we don't know each other and you're looking for work.

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  • Profile picture of the author Bruce Wedding
    Q. How many copywriters does it take to change a light bulb?

    A. Change! I'm not changing crap! This is bull$hit - who said to change it?
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