Now this is what I call a salesletter!

Isn't that Dick Chaney on page 2 wearing his invisible cloak?

Survive 2012 with Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak

I want a "Sacred Mayan Power Pebble," but it looks like in order to get one, I must purchase one of their stupid cloaks. Oh man, the bonus pebble is better than the product.

:-Don

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Michael Meaney 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Ken_Caudill

Yeah, it's a scam.

I think it's meant to be a joke Seriously? You want to buy a Magic Cloak?

But those buy buttons do work.. hmmm..
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- Steve Hill 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Mick Meaney
  
  But those buy buttons do work.. hmmm..
  
  Wonder what happens if someone buys one - they get a nice empty box (maybe with their magic pebble), and some sales material telling them if they can't see the cloak, they must not be worthy yet, so they have to buy some other things in order to "see" the non-item they just bought?
  
  PT Barnum was right...
  
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davemiz

14 years ago

hahah...

"*Please note, some people have reported that they cannot actually see the cloaks depicted in the photos shown. This can happen when one's spiritual vibration hasn't been raised to the level of AWARENESS necessary to see this magical garment. Please don't be alarmed or ashamed... it only means that you NEED THIS CLOAK NOW! Your AWARENESS needs to be raised on a spiritual, etheric level and this cloak is the perfect tool for that!."

LOL.

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Noel Cunningham

14 years ago

Lol I've placed my order!!

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JohnWiz

14 years ago

It was fairly entertaining, but honestly I can't help but compare it to Buy My Stupid Ebook, Overly SEO d Title, Keywords Crammed like Make Money Online Make Money Online Make Money Online, which is at least 5.5 times more funny.

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The Copy Nazi

Banned 14 years ago

Originally Posted by JohnWiz

It was fairly entertaining, but honestly I can't help but compare it to Buy My Stupid Ebook, Overly SEO d Title, Keywords Crammed like Make Money Online Make Money Online Make Money Online, which is at least 5.5 times more funny.

Yes but we've all seen that one. But whatever floats your boat.

The New Copy Nazi

5 and a half times more funny!

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kaaregarnes

14 years ago

Naked Dick Cheney... thanks for that image!

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sadas

14 years ago

See the bottom of the page they have written its a joke

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Joseph Then

14 years ago

This is the online version of the "Emperor's New Clothes".

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Asher

14 years ago

I just bought it with my rare Mystic Mayan currency.

Although... I'm not sure how they'll deliver it or how
I'll know it has arrived.

For some reason, I can't see the finer details of that
magic cloak - I can only see what's beneath it.

Is it true people who buy the cloaks won't wear any
form of undergarment?

I'll probably keep wearing mine since I'm used to it
already.

Asher

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iThinkhard

14 years ago

Nice letter

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Marquita 14 years ago

I don't know how I missed this, but this was sheer brilliance lol.
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MarcelinaWrites

14 years ago

Nice....hey, at least it was interesting.

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Will Edwards

14 years ago

Actually quite funny!

Will

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SBCopywritingGuy

14 years ago

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

I'll make sure my eyes are closed next time...lol

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Wants

14 years ago

That WIIFM-Dogma (what's in it for me) is - in other words - a theoretic approach to determine how corrupt we are. We only share our attention if it's about us.

One could try a What's In It For Them-Approach. But that's just the contrary.

Overall you need a balanced approach like FOX-News ;-)

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