Tell me you're a marketer without telling me you're a marketer

What's the engagement rate you expect for this question?

I answered this in my Pajamas and before my first cup of coffee.

And what about the KPI?

YOU have a product in your hands you just do not realize it.

What's your email? I promise I won't spam it.

What herd do you belong to?

When people in your life are categorized by demographic

Build rapport and provide value

Tell me you're a marketer without telling me you're a marketer

If you have a serious problem, then I'm the person to help you find a serious solution.
No matter what that problem is, I'm interested in helping.

but how can you know

I look like this most days.

I will, but just please check out mu site first and leave some comment below my latest blog article, it would really mean a world to me.

I am not a marketar i just try to solve your problems .What do you think ?

Are you looking for a deal or a discount?

get it and if you're not satisfied you'll get your money back ; )

It's a interesting question. How should I answer for it to be right?

I am here to tell you the Guru's are afraid their secret will get out

al

Everything is easy. Do you want me to show it how?

That is a real smart question, WFenzipoppet.

Bcs the weirdest thing is ... soon as anywan figures they ain't responsible for their own direction in life, they get crazy in all kindsa ways.

An' that is why we gaht marketah types tryin' to help out.

MARKETAH: I understand you have real issues with people contacting you at random to do shit you don't wanna do? Is that right?

PROSPECT: Why, yes -- that's exactly how it is!

MARKETAH: I appreciate your candor. Because this is an issue for me too. Only last night, some guy from a random insurance company called me up to offer a deal on my car? What is that about?

PROSPECT: I get it.

MARKETAH: So what if absolutely NO ONE ever called you up again? Like I did just now, but this time NOT me? Would that interest you at all?

PROSPECT: Why, for sure. And were it not for the bodily fluids issuing from my Mom's bear-ravaged flesh rn, likely we could strike up some kind of deal. Thanks for calling, but I'm real busy here. MOM! NOOOOO!

MARKETAH: We could set you free from this kind of misery and hassle NOW, if you wish. It's so quick and easy you may have time to grab a rifle.

PROSPECT: And save Mom?

MARKETAH: From some stupid bear? Hell, yeah! So, let's get started on those bank details before Cap'n Ursine ravages her flesh further and blows her bone marrow out through its nostrils as an evolutionareally scary manifestation of the brute truth that it CAN.

PROSPECT: Sign me up! How long do we have?

MARKETAH: Now the deal is sealed, possibly 2.3 milliseconds.

[Insert favorite MOM MANGLE BEAR SUCCESS grunts & posture here.]

Incidentally, WFenzipoppet was the one readah I had in mind here bcs smart question.

Which is why I started out all persnl even though they mighta slain umselves as a consequence.

(Natchrlly, if'n this reveals glories to nowan else, you pretty much creamin' stuff off rn.)

The day the Shake Machine Salesman took control of the entire McDonald's Brand and kicked the McDonalds Brothers to the curb.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4276820/

The story of Ray Kroc, a salesman who turned two brothers' innovative fast food eatery, McDonald's, into the biggest restaurant business in the world, with a combination of ambition, persistence, and ruthlessness.

That other/dark side of marketing.

I am not a marketer... Just trying to help you.

Hmm... What persona's are we thinking about for today?

But wait! There's more!

Do you need a good traffic ?

Hey there. I'm wondering if you think I can really tell you're a marketer when we're having a casual conversation. I'll be honest: my guess is that there's a decent bet that I can't.

I didn't catch your last name and zip code!