Call the Internet Police! Domain Keyword Abuse!!

by Alexandre Valois

Posted: 12 years ago 43 replies

INTERNET MARKETING

Ok, so I was training a new employee on research, using the most popular dog training niche as an example (I know, cliché

) and I almost fell off my chair when I saw this abomination popup in my list of expired domains:

dogsandkatdogtrainingbehaviorcounselingseespoteata doggiebakery.com

.....
What?

...
Let's try and read that again...
dogsandkatdogtrainingbehaviorcounselingseespoteata doggiebakery.com

How in hell could someone ever think registering that domain would be a good idea?
Is there some cryptic meaning or occult strategy at work here that I'm missing?

Alex.

#abuse #call #domain #internet #keyword #police

nelsencaleb Banned 12 years ago

I think it's funny lol. Awesome post.
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czilbersher

12 years ago

I was really bummed to see that that domain was already taken. Since I have no doubt that the .net and .org extensions are already gone, am currently checking to see if the .info is still available.

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JRCarson

12 years ago

Originally Posted by czilbersher

I was really bummed to see that that domain was already taken. Since I have no doubt that the .net and .org extensions are already gone, am currently checking to see if the .info is still available.

lololol...

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dave147

12 years ago

Originally Posted by czilbersher

I was really bummed to see that that domain was already taken. Since I have no doubt that the .net and .org extensions are already gone, am currently checking to see if the .info is still available.

Don't worry if the .com is gone...you can always use this:

review-dogs-and-kat-dog-training-behavior-counseling-sees-pot-eat-a-doggie-bakery.com

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Steven Wagenheim 12 years ago

Hey guys, just a thought.

This could be a great idea for a novelty site.

funniestdomainnames.com

On the site you have all these ridiculously long domain names with a story
behind each one.

Ask visitors to submit their own ideas and stories.

You could probably monetize it with Adsense and CPA stuff.

Just a thought.
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- sbucciarel Banned 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Steven Wagenheim
  
  Hey guys, just a thought.
  
  This could be a great idea for a novelty site.
  
  funniestdomainnames.com
  
  Huffington Post already has a great "inappropriate domain names post"
  Not for how long they are but for "what were they thinking"
  
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J23 12 years ago

Haha, wow that domain is ridiculous. Maybe he's trying to rank for any and all long-tail variations of 'dog training' :/
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- kindsvater 12 years ago
  
  Too bad they had to use a shortened domain name since the arbitrary domain character limit would not fit their full business name.
  
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  mojojuju 12 years ago
  
  It's one of those domains that you'll never forget seeing, but you'll forget what it said.
  
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Rob Thayer 12 years ago

Maybe the guy thought keyword stuffing pertained to domain names too? Kind of weird that he used "kat" instead of "cat", though.

You see all kinds of weirdness in the expired domains lists. I honestly don't know WHAT people were thinking when they registered some of them.
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- Lifelong Learner 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Rob Thayer
  
  ... Kind of weird that he used "kat" instead of "cat", though...
  
  I guess dogsandCatdogtrainingbehaviorcounselingseespoteata doggiebakery.com was already taken
  
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GrahamHobbs 12 years ago

I had a long domain name for a niche I was working in (although nowhere near as long as the example above). I went to set up an adwords campaign and it wouldn't fit in the space provided. Can't remember all the details now because it was a long time ago, but after that I vowed to keep my DN's short and to the point.
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Rus Sells 12 years ago

HEY! That is my DOMAIN give it BACK!

I also own,

iliketoregisterstupidassdomainnamesbecauseitscoola shell.com
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- Kevin Riley 12 years ago
  
  I've got supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus.com for my Mary Poppins site. Don't get much type-in traffic.
  
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  LynnM 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kevin Riley
  
  I've got supercalafragalisticexpialadoshus.com for my Mary Poppins site. Don't get much type-in traffic.
  
  Because it's spelt supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Every Mary Poppins fan knows that.
  
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  Martin Luxton 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by LynnM
  
  Because it's spelt supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Every Mary Poppins fan knows that.
  
  He's doing misspelt domain name marketing (cf: gogle.com, googgle.com etc)
  
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MarkAnderson 12 years ago

That' s nothing more than another marketing contraption........

Usually, People get inquisitiveness with these kinds of batty domains and visit them to check it with a mind as "what a ....... is this"

And, I haven't seen any respectful marketer with these kinds of domains.
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- Alexandre Valois 12 years ago
  
  Ok, you guys made my morning. Just visiting the board with my cup of coffee and seeing all those witty replies. That's why I love you, warrior forum!
  
  Now group hug around the water-cooler!
  
  Alex.
  
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  Steven Wagenheim 12 years ago
  
  I was thinking of registering imaninternetmarketerwithabadcaseofocdwhodesperatel yneedstogetalife.com
  
  But I'm starting to think twice about it now that you've brought this up.
  
  Thanks...that's about 8 bucks saved.
  
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John Romaine 12 years ago

Heres one for ya. This one I found a few years ago, and was seriously shaking my head.

How long is it???????

www.queenslandpowertransmissionsupplies.com
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terrapurus 12 years ago

You stumbled on to a lab test.
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Patchworks 12 years ago

So guess DNS doesn't stick to the 26 character limit ICANN does!
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theentry 12 years ago

Best domain name ever!
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- Bill Farnham 12 years ago
  
  Domain names like that are generally used by people who are targeting the mobile market.
  
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  walesfootball 12 years ago
  
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TristanPerry 12 years ago

A legitimate long domain name:

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch.com the longest single word .com domain name

(Llanfairpwllgwyngyll - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)
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Patient-X 12 years ago

Has to be a drunk purchase ! lol
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sbucciarel Banned 12 years ago

theresnocureforstupidity.com
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Alexandre Valois 12 years ago

Awwh Steve.

This one's on me
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RTMarketing 12 years ago

www,whyhaveichosensuchalongdomainnamewhenmysiteisa boutabbreviationdamn it.com

i'll sell this for $10000 if anyone needs it
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I.M.Retired 12 years ago

@Kevin and Lynn: Re: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

And here, I always thought it was spelled: supercalifragilisticexpihalitosis. Dang. Now I'll have to do something else with that domain.

I tried to register http://foofle.com a few weeks ago. Guess who already owns it? Oh well, the name wasn't long enough... Back to do some more keyword research!
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Michael Oksa 12 years ago

It really makes you wodnder what people are thinking sometimes, doesn't it?

OOPS! I meant...

itreallymakesyouwodnderwhatpeoplearethinkingsometi mes doesntit.com

OR...

itreallymakesyouwodnderwhatpeoplearethinkingsometi mesdoesntit.com/imeancomeongetrealnobodyisgoingtoremberadomainname likethat

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mikkosant 12 years ago

ifyoureadthislongenoughyoumightjustbuywhatimsellin gonthissiteipromiseitsgreatbythewayhowismybranding . com

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Paul Hancox 12 years ago

I called the Internet Police.

They said they'll be right round, after they've solved all the murders.
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Wordpress Guy 12 years ago

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bhopkins 12 years ago

I can't believe all these name variations are still available. Better register all those fast. :-)
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- Michael Oksa 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by bhopkins
  
  I can't believe all these name variations are still available. Better register all those fast. :-)
  
  Hi Bruce,
  
  Did you mean...
  
  icantbelieveallthesenamevariationsarestillavailabl ebetter registerallthosefast.com ?
  
  Sorry, can't help myself for some reason.
  
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Steve Holmes 12 years ago

You should claim insanity and get your money back.
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MatthewT 12 years ago

that fella could have just been fooling around... don't get to excited about it
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marketingmyinternet 12 years ago

They are definitely stuffing keywords. Keywords in your domain will help boost your rankings for whatever you are being relevant for, but search engines are extremely sophisticated and complex programs that are designed to know when they are being cheated.
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WarForNom 12 years ago

Well, it came within one character of getting a linkback from a very prestigious web forum.

But as a wise man said: Close only counts in horse shoes.
And: A miss is as good as a mile.
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thebitbotdotcom 12 years ago

That is funny! I bet the average time on that site is less than the amount of time it takes type the name in a browser.
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