Why in tarnation is everythang dead???

PRODUCT LAUNCHES IS DEAD! FACEBOOK IS DEAD! ARTICLE MARKETING IS DEAD! DEAD DEAD DEAD...

Evertime I come into the WF I have found that somethin else has died! What in thunderation is causin all this? Is there a dadgum online flue goin round? Is this caused by sexually translated diseases? Has the interneet been spreadin gentle warts? Has ever dadburn person online done caught gonetokorea?

Lookie here now, not everthang is dead. In interneet marketeering there IS some thangs you should not be doin, just like in life there is some thangs you should not be doin!

In life...

you should NOT let yore 12 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids!

you should NOT load yore dishwasher by gettin yore wife drunk!

you should NOT marry yore sweetheart if there is a law against it where you live!

you should NOT light a match in yore bathroom after doin yore business unless you want to blow yore house right off it's wheels!

you should NOT go Googlin the word "Volvo" cause you thank it is part of a woman's anatomy!

you should NOT make an officer of the law angry when he asks you to be showin him yore ID by showin him yore belt buckle!

you should NOT take yore sweetheart flowers you done stole from the cemetary!

you should NOT buy deodorant if you live alone cause it is a good waste of money!

you should NOT bring a date to the weddin if you is the groom!

you should NOT drive one a them U-Hauls to the funeral home even if you DO know yore included in the will


Now then, in interneet marketeering...

you SHOULD be usin original content instead of spun articles an rehashed PLR!

you SHOULD be writin yore content for yore visitors and not for the dadgum search engines

you SHOULD be providin a quality product at a reasonable price

you SHOULD be focusin on gettin ONE thang done instead of tryin to do fifty thangs

you SHOULD stick with ONE thang instead of jumpin all over the place when somethin brand spankin new comes down the pike!

you SHOULD stop follerin all them other folks round like little lemmins runnin for the cliff cause they ain't makin no money either!

you SHOULD stop thankin that ever brand new WSO that comes round is gonna make you rich!

you SHOULD start doin a little less readin and a lot more doin!

you SHOULD stop tryin to make $50,000 ever month and start tryin to make $500 ever month

you SHOULD start workin with other folks if you cain't seem to get nothin done by yoreself!

you SHOULD start lookin at what you can do RIGHT NOW instead of the big picture!

Do you be knowin how you eat an elephant? Well, the answer is that YOU DON'T! If you is hungry, start with a dadburn squirrel and then work up to the rest!

I shore do hope this helps you out some! Just remember that tain't nothin dead until it starts to stinkin to high heaven... well, even then, it may just need a bath!!!