No, I'm not serious. But, seriously?
This has to be the absolute pinnacle of irony that exists online today.
"Write article with title stop procrastiating and change your life" 1000 words, $6.
Refuse to work for less than a penny a word!
You are not stuck in jobs like these unless you let yourself be.
There are plenty of authoritative content sites that allow you to write for them in the same way the lower wage content mills do. All you do is sign up, find articles, ebooks, etc to write and cash in. (You can PM me for a recommendaton.)
They require original, quality work but that's what you want to create, right? Make use of the internet's best free writing resources. Polish your skills and become a better writer. You will be much happier with your compensation and often less stressed than working for next to nothing.
Hope this helps someone!