BE IRRESISTIBLE

No idea what clickthroughs it might get. Some people watch the strangest stuff on YT.



I do believe a fat slob, couch (not coach) potato could use hypnosis to BELIEVE HE'S IRRESISTABLE.....


That won't make others see him that way, though. Maybe he'll just feel better about rejection?

Is that Cheryl I hear laughing in the background?

Fat slob couch potatoes aren't missing any meals.

If they can impart some knowledge that increases
my bottom line

I don't discriminate.

I know Eric Beck. He says he repents and didn't mean that.



Monetized you just monetized your post.


There was everyone crying foul in a forum because a guy advertised an affiliate program about hypnosis (not here). I quickly grabbed the link and sent an email to my ravenous list. I made sales, can't remember the exact figure while the other tire kickers didn't capture the day.

I believe I'm hairyvestibyool.

Why shave yr assets?

I believe his Warrior handle is Master Blake, is it not? Well, the guy has been consistent over the years, and maybe selling these sort of secrets he has done OK with IM??

As for your post, it borders on insult to a fellow Warrior, does it not?

GordonJ

Authority an' gravity gaht a natchrl affinity.

Prahblem is, naht evrythin' is universally important, an' naht evry wan at the top gaht a frickin' cloo.

Plus also, I forgaht 'bout Blastah Mistake an himmst proclamatorials.

Tellya, sum days you gotta be lightah than air to get noplace.

Haha, your humor is on point! Selling Michelin tires might just work wonders for our tech-savvy coach potato.

What about using hypnosis and suggestion on himself to actually enjoy doing the things he needs to do to get of the couch and lose weight and take pride in grooming and taking care of his appearance.

Salad salad you like eating a big plate of salad every day in fact you dream about walking a mile to the store where you buy the wonderful salad and other healthy stuff to eat and a mile or more back every day. Then after every meal you just can't help but walk another mile.

Diet after diet has failed now with these hypnosis methods over several months you will completely change your life while feeling as if you are putting out little to no effort. No struggle no suffering while enjoying every bite of healthy food you eat.

If you are really selling a hypnosis system it may be better to tell the fat slob how to use self hypnosis to lose weight and take better care of his appearance.

It would depend on several factors, such as the creator's channel, the thumbnail, and the overall quality of the video. However, I think it's safe to say that the title is attention-grabbing and could potentially attract viewers interested in self-improvement or hypnosis.

Cheers chaps,

I believe in the supernatural way to get dreams to come true. I know people who shell out 60 quids on a single steak only it's not single. Sometimes the temptation for a lavish lifestyle adds in the sloppy pounds.

I think the term: "The Fat Cat of Internet Marketing" doesn't come up by chance. Maybe the michelen man has the recipe and success is waiting just around the corner for him.

I don't openly admit that this stuff works yet it does.

irresistibyool be,
so you can flip out max
eternally

sans domstuffs.

what irresistibyool horizon
compels you forward
like you could flip out max
eternally
sumplace else?

flatline or tsunami,
what else we
irresistin'?

Yurps, so my pizza dun now an' I gotta go consoom its ass, kinda happy I burned the fkr 0.02% less than las' week.

Re-insistabyool.

Uh huh -- that is muh life rn.

What is the space buhtween the re-insistabyool an the irresistibyool?

* mayo mayo mayo ffs where the mayo *

Anyways, I figure a natchrl olive gonna always be prefrbyool than ... yanno, I ain't gaht no clue kinda toppin' gowin' on here.

Did the slashed cadavahs of baby frogs jus' fall from outta the air condishnin'?

Prolly 'bout time they did.

Fkrs ran outta surprisin' stunts considrbyool evolootions ago.

& yet Voila.

Thing 'bout pizza is how it is a superlatively infinite fixed kinda whatevah.

You are free, an' yet you are restrained.

Regardin' all snarfin' an' preparin' an' witness.

How irresistibyool ...

How re-insistabyool ...

as I touch once again

her succorous succubus sussurus slices

to muh lips.

Guys figure this mostly outta cars, guns, fitness subscriptions, or $1500 guitars.

Or vaguely improbabyool connections to Mars.

Which is why I tossin' in muh sleep rn 'bout Benedict Cumberbatch an' Matt Damon.

Bcs Matt in Oppenheimah really spoke to Moi -- despite his flatted out sahft fabric helmet.

I dunno ... these actschlly olives or naht?

(I refer here to Abominable Socialites Quasi-Quarterly -- a niche mag I flickin' through rn as I multitask out on pizza, postin' here, an' remainin' upright in a meaningful capacity -- bcs the gal in the My Ultimate UHNW Diet feachah section clearly shrunk an' recolahed her strawbs bcsa sumthin' ... or she been wild swimmin' in liquid Chlorine.)

Thing is, who would wanna go wild swimmin' in liquid Chlorine?

Even if'n they gaht lanes?

You gotta figure sum stoopid fkr would wanna get ahead that way.

Which makes 'em invincibly susceptibyool to the right offah.

* k so this is a gal eats pizza figurin' pathway back to dear Matty aftah dear Benny scenario. My kidnap plan for Benny was 72% figured before I seen Oppenheimah. Now all I gaht is hope. *

Anyways, gotta hope evrywan settles on sumthin' desirabyool tamara.

Like you jus' landed there from outta noplace, an' it was kinda OK.

irresistibyool be,
so you can flip out max
eternally

sans domstuffs.

what irresistibyool horizon
compels you forward
like you could flip out max
eternally
sumplace else?

flatline or tsunami,
what else we
irresistin'?

I'm def an avid supporter of hypnosis and the catalytic effects it has on the mind. You just feel wonderful while making it to the top. Success is just around the corner - believe it - live it.