Thunderstruck......

whateverpedia

11 years ago

With Malcolm Young out of action, and now this, I think it might be time for them to call it a day.

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ForumGuru

Banned 11 years ago

Wow. Just, wow. That's all I have to say on that.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

My dearest Sal;

Ahem...you can't be "Thunderstruck". You can be "Lightening Struck"...but not struck by thunder.

It's all in my new book "Thunder Can Strike Twice...But Not Lightening"

And I don't want to hear any "Quantum Physics" backtalk, young lady.

Claude "Passive Aggressive" Whitacre

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My dearest Sal;

Ahem...you can't be "Thunderstruck". You can be "Lightening Struck"...but not struck by thunder.

It's all in my new book "Thunder Can Strike Twice...But Not Lightening"

And I don't want to hear any "Quantum Physics" backtalk, young lady.

Claude "Passive Aggressive" Whitacre

Dear C PA Whitacre:

Okay, no quantum physics. Lets go for a little logic instead.

If you can't be "thunderstruck", then thunder can not strike at all, let alone twice.

Allow me to offer a similar condition that may be more to your liking or at least more of a mental challenge for you to respond to.

GOBSMACKED.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Dear C PA Whitacre:

Okay, no quantum physics. Lets go for a little logic instead.

If you can't be "thunderstruck", then thunder can not strike at all, let alone twice.

Allow me to offer a similar condition that may be more to your liking or at least more of a mental challenge for you to respond to.

GOBSMACKED.

AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Bested by a woman...or so I've been told.

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Frank Donovan

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

My dearest Sal;

Ahem...you can't be "Thunderstruck". You can be "Lightening Struck"...but not struck by thunder.

It's all in my new book "Thunder Can Strike Twice...But Not Lightening"

And I don't want to hear any "Quantum Physics" backtalk, young lady.

Claude "Passive Aggressive" Whitacre

Ahem...you can't be "Lightening" struck, unless you're having a touch of the Michael Jacksons. You can, though, be "Lightning" struck, if you're unfortunate enough to be caught in a thunderstorm.

It's all in my new book "The Art of Correcting Claude".

Frank "Currying Favor With Sal" Donovan.

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

Ahem...you can't be "Lightening" struck, unless you're having a touch of the Michael Jacksons. You can, though, be "Lightning" struck, if you're unfortunate enough to be caught in a thunderstorm.

It's all in my new book "The Art of Correcting Claude".

Frank "Currying Favor With Sal" Donovan.

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Ouuuuuu - do I get an honorable mention in your book anywhere? I'm sure I've corrected Claude before, somewhere, sometime.

Please don't "curry" favor with me. I really don't like curry. Can you just pander a tad like normal people?

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Frank Donovan 11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Ouuuuuu - do I get an honorable mention in your book anywhere? I'm sure I've corrected Claude before, somewhere, sometime.

Several volumes have been commissioned, so you're bound to get a mention. Maybe even your own chapter.

Please don't "curry" favor with me. I really don't like curry. Can you just pander a tad like normal people?

I would, but pandas are an endangered species. You'll have to settle for kowtow.

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bizgrower

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

Ahem...you can't be "Lightening" struck, unless you're having a touch of the Michael Jacksons. You can, though, be "Lightning" struck, if you're unfortunate enough to be caught in a thunderstorm.

It's all in my new book "The Art of Correcting Claude".

Frank "Currying Favor With Sal" Donovan.

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You stole my thunder.

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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

You stole my thunder.

Don't worry - according to Claude, it strikes twice. Just wait for the next clap.

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tagiscom

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

Ahem...you can't be "Lightening" struck, unless you're having a touch of the Michael Jacksons. You can, though, be "Lightning" struck, if you're unfortunate enough to be caught in a thunderstorm.

It's all in my new book "The Art of Correcting Claude".

Frank "Currying Favor With Sal" Donovan.

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Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

Several volumes have been commissioned, so you're bound to get a mention. Maybe even your own chapter.

I would, but pandas are an endangered species. You'll have to settle for kowtow.

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Ouuuuuu - do I get an honorable mention in your book anywhere? I'm sure I've corrected Claude before, somewhere, sometime.

Please don't "curry" favor with me. I really don't like curry. Can you just pander a tad like normal people?

Hmmmm, l can't pass this up, l will go to Amazon, and see what l can find, he, he!

The fluffy bunnies will have to wait!

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tagiscom 11 years ago

Couldn't find a cover least not yet, here is the index though!

And the index...

• Forward: Why are you reading this? Probably because you managed to sneak away from the horror of shoe shopping?

• Introduction: Why Sal hates Currys?

• What would happen to Claude not to mention Frank if the Curry issue was raised?

• What is Kowtow and what does that have to do with Currys?

• If Lister out of Red Dwarf eats Currys then they must be good!

• Which is better whipped cream or Currys?

• Why l am going to get into trouble if l keep mentioning Currys!

• This chapter l won't mention Currys once!

• Nor this one!

• No, definitely no more Curry talk, not even one recipe!
• Conclusion: Hmmmmm, Currys!
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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Don't worry - according to Claude, it strikes twice. Just wait for the next clap.

No, Thank You! I had the Clap once, and it was enough for me.

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tagiscom

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

No, Thank You! I had the Clap once, and it was enough for me.

Hmmm, maybe you should go clap in the forest so no one can hear you except you!

Unless you are imagining hearing yourself clap when it is just a coffee overdose?

Or you claim that you clapped but have little proof, or shot a HD video, but the sound was edited on!

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lanfear63

11 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hmmm, maybe you should go clap in the forest so no one can hear you except you!

Unless you are imagining hearing yourself clap when it is just a coffee overdose?

Or you claim that you clapped but have little proof, or shot a HD video, but the sound was edited on!

That's Applause-able theory you have there Shane.

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tagiscom 11 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

That's Applause-able theory you have there Shane.

Yes, l am all clapped out!
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HeySal 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

No, Thank You! I had the Clap once, and it was enough for me.

So that's why you clap with one hand now?
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HeySal

11 years ago

As long as the Kow you are towing isn't factory farmed.

I have to go home now. I'm out of thanks again. Still.

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whateverpedia

11 years ago

Hmmm. The natives are getting restless.

Time for some music to calm things down methinks.

AC/DC - Thunderstruck - YouTube

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whateverpedia

11 years ago

The charges have now been withdrawn:

Attempting to procure a murder charge against AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd withdrawn

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bizgrower 11 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

The charges have now been withdrawn:

Attempting to procure a murder charge against AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd withdrawn

Maybe I'm overthinking this, but I don't think I want him dating my sister.
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HeySal

11 years ago

Shane. You do realize that you are more than slightly deranged, right?

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Shane. You do realize that you are more than slightly deranged, right?

I'm not quite sure deranged is the right term as it's a tad harsh. Perhaps just slightly strange or maybe rearranged?

Whichever, but he's still a good guy in my book and not yet ready to be put out to range.

Terra

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tagiscom

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Shane. You do realize that you are more than slightly deranged, right?

Deranged! Nah!

Probably should give book titles more thought before posting though!

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I'm not quite sure deranged is the right term as it's a tad harsh. Perhaps just slightly strange or maybe rearranged?

Whichever, but he's still a good guy in my book and not yet ready to be put out to range.

Terra

Thanks Terra, and my apologies Sal, after thinking about it, l can see your point!

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Deranged! Nah!

Thanks Terra, and l didn't intend it to be harsh, but if others think that l should delete the thread, then fair enough!

I was hoping for a laugh, but anyway let's just wait and see!

Same goes for you Sal, if you don't find it amusing, l will delete it!

You're welcome!

What thread are you referring to?

I think I missed something, lol!

Terra

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tagiscom 11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

You're welcome!

What thread are you referring to?

I think I missed something, lol!

Terra

Yep, Post!

And the offending mess or parts have been removed!

We both posted at the same time, so a bit of a dogs breakfast posting occurred!
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- Frank Donovan 11 years ago
  
  Shane, just curry on as you are.
  
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HeySal

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

I'm not quite sure deranged is the right term as it's a tad harsh. Perhaps just slightly strange or maybe rearranged?

Whichever, but he's still a good guy in my book and not yet ready to be put out to range.

Terra

Harsh? Um.........well, I thought if I said deranged he'd know I was kidding, but if I'd said "batshyte" he might have wondered if I was just playing or not.

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WalkingCarpet

Banned 11 years ago

Crap band anyway. Just hang em I say.

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Claude Whitacre 11 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

Crap band anyway. Just hang em I say.

We....but I repeat myself.
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- WalkingCarpet Banned 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  We....but I repeat myself.
  
  Yeah, nuttin like a public hanging like the good ol days? eh baldie?
  
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  Claude Whitacre 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet
  
  Yeah, nuttin like a public hanging like the good ol days? eh baldie?
  
  I may be bald, but one thing I am NOT.... is bald.
  
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I may be bald, but one thing I am NOT.... is bald.
  
  Topless would be the correct term I think, eh Guv?
  
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bizgrower

11 years ago

I'm just dumbstruck.

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Claude Whitacre 11 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

I'm just dumbstruck.

And I'm now thinking of a Drumstick. Thanks.
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  And I'm now thinking of a Drumstick. Thanks.
  
  11 secret herbs and spices or a curry, (sorry Sal, but l like currys)?
  
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Floyd Fisher

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Guess Rudd found a way to get Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

AC/DC's Phil Rudd Charged With 'Attempting to Procure a Murder'

Talk about going on the Highway to Hell.....wow.

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