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Do you know some pretty girls who are members here in WF?
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    There was a beautiful Nigerian Princess in distress here, eager to share her millions.
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    Give me a break. This isn't match.com, or was there some other reason you wanted to know.
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    • Profile picture of the author ptcrefko
      Originally Posted by Rick Rodd View Post

      This guy and ptcrefko should get along just fine.
      This is an off-topic thread right? Is there a rule that you cannot asked question about pretty girls in WF?

      And we're searching for pretty girls to hire that are knowledgeable in IM, because "Sex" sells.
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      • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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        Originally Posted by ptcrefko View Post

        This is an off-topic thread right? Is there a rule that you cannot asked question about pretty girls in WF?

        And we're searching for pretty girls to hire that are knowledgeable in IM, because "Sex" sells.
        Then that makes this an ad and ads like this go here
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      • Profile picture of the author Rick Rodd
        Originally Posted by ptcrefko View Post

        This is an off-topic thread right? Is there a rule that you cannot asked question about pretty girls in WF?

        And we're searching for pretty girls to hire that are knowledgeable in IM, because "Sex" sells.
        It's okay, in fact I'm giving you all my blessing and well wishes in finding that "girl" but if you ask me, the search would be futile.
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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by Rick Rodd View Post

          It's okay, in fact I'm giving you all my blessing and well wishes in finding that "girl" but if you ask me, the search would be futile.
          Huh? Hey wait just a minute, Ricky boy. I'm a f***ing baby doll.

          Come to Granny, ptcrefko - don't worry, I won't hurtcha. Much.
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          • Profile picture of the author Rick Rodd
            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

            Huh? Hey wait just a minute, Ricky boy. I'm a f***ing baby doll.

            Come to Granny, ptcrefko - don't worry, I won't hurtcha. Much.
            And we're searching for pretty girls to hire that are knowledgeable in IM, because "Sex" sells.
            Wait Sal, do you have a Refund policy?
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            • Profile picture of the author HeySal
              Originally Posted by Rick Rodd View Post

              Wait Sal, do you have a Refund policy?
              Geesh, do I have to give my IM secrets away for free?

              Don't need a refund policy. If you traumatize them bad enough they don't come back to ask for one.
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

            Huh? Hey wait just a minute, Ricky boy. I'm a f***ing baby doll.

            Come to Granny, ptcrefko - don't worry, I won't hurtcha. Much.
            Death by Snu Snu.

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            • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Death by Snu Snu.

              Death by snu snu! - YouTube
              Somebody must have hijacked Claude's account.

              He is now in Ohio's address protection program.
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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Death by Snu Snu.

              Death by snu snu! - YouTube

              Ummmmm!

              Now you did it! You just wait until Sal see's what you've done! You're gonna get it!!

              She's gonna hit ya hard for implying her tough, toned, flat-abbed body looks that, that, that disgusting and fat!


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      • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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        Originally Posted by ptcrefko View Post

        And we're searching for pretty girls to hire that are knowledgeable in IM, because "Sex" sells.
        Well, in that case, let me be the first to jump on this opportunity

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    Lol Rick and Suzanne. That was so funny! You remind me of a 'Friends' episode I saw years back.

    Any chance of doing a Comedy Act together?
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    good luck in your search:

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    OP,

    Maybe you started on the wrong foot.
    You might try Model Mayhem and Craigslist for aspiring models.
    Not sure on the IM part.

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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Huh? Hey wait just a minute, Ricky boy. I'm a f***ing baby doll.

      Come to Granny, ptcrefko - don't worry, I won't hurtcha. Much.
      I will agree with Sal on this one, mainly because l have no choice! LOL!

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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by ptcrefko View Post

    Do you know some pretty girls who are members here in WF?
    Before you join the Forum, you have to have a physical exam. All the hot girls go in one line (mine), all the ugly girls go into the other line (Professor Carpet's). So, we know which girls are cute, and which ones are not. We also instantly know what you find attractive.

    And....we want to help you get a girlfriend. And not by the old fashioned way of actually meeting a girl, but by the popular method of starting up a conversation with "hotlegs64825" on an anonymous forum.

    Because these are real relationships, with (probably) women...or at least people that know how to post a public domain photo.

    But a moment of seriousness; Don't Date Sal! The last 5 men here, that dated her, have not been heard from since. She once broke a man's neck, during phone sex!
    Chuck Norris can no longer do the splits...because of Sal.

    It is no coincidence that she has the same name as a Mafia hitman.

    Beware The Sal.

    Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

    Huh? Hey wait just a minute, Ricky boy. I'm a f***ing baby doll.
    So was Chucky.

    Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

    I will agree with Sal on this one, mainly because l have no choice! LOL!

    None of us do, Shane....None of us do.
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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      She once broke a man's neck, during phone sex!

      The visual of this is cracking me up.

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    I have 'man-boobs.' Do I qualify?

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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

      I have 'man-boobs.' Do I qualify?

      Cheers. - F.
      Bigger than Claude's though?

      I'm sorry Claude!

      Frank made me do it!!


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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Bigger than Claude's though?

        I'm sorry Claude!

        Frank made me do it!!


        Terra
        Terra;

        They are not Man Boobs. I find that term offensive. They are "Man Breasts"....or Manmaries.
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Terra;

          They are not Man Boobs. I find that term offensive. They are "Man Breasts"....or Manmaries.
          You also inspired that song: "Thanks, For The Manmaries"

          I'm experiencing joke recycling deja vu here.
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        Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

        Bigger than Claude's though?
        I said I had man-boobs. Nowhere did I cop to being a total freak of nature.

        Cheers. - Frank
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

          I said I had man-boobs. Nowhere did I cop to being a total freak of nature.

          Cheers. - Frank

          I agree that it wouldn't be...... fun....... to.........Hey!


          Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

          You also inspired that song: "Thanks, For The Manmaries"

          I'm experiencing joke recycling deja vu here.

          Remember, Everything old is Kurt again.
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            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post


            Remember, Everything old is Kurt again.
            I'm old? You're so old, every time you watch Jurassic Park you say, "That was nostalgic".
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

              I'm old? You're so old, every time you watch Jurassic Park you say, "That was nostalgic".
              You're so old, when you watch Jurassic Park, you don't think it's nostalgic.

              You cannot win. I have the high ground.
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                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                You're so old, when you watch Jurassic Park, you don't think it's nostalgic.

                You cannot win. I have the high ground.
                You're so old, you can't even think up your own jokes and are the Carlos Mencia of the OT.

                PS Flatlander...I live in Colorado. I have the high ground for TWO reasons...
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                  You're so old, you can't even think up your own jokes and are the Carlos Mencia of the OT.

                  PS Flatlander...I live in Colorado. I have the high ground for TWO reasons...
                  Dearest Kurt;
                  I flipped your insult back on you. It's actually a time honored technique. In fact, I was about to name it the "Reverse back flip Kurt Insult", but you ruined it, so forget about me naming it in your honor.

                  I am not the Carlos Mencia of the OT. I am "The Man With No Name, Claude Whitacre"

                  You live in Colorado? Well, at least it isn't Ohio.....and the high altitude explains your near perfectly spherical head.

                  Something that really bothers me. You insult me, and of late, your insults have been...well...pretty masterful. Not this one...but previous ones.

                  And here is the problem, you don't leave room for a give and take. With Riffle, half of his insult, is an opening for an insult back from me...He and I can keep it going all day. And if Terra gets involved...it can go on for weeks. (Poor Terra).

                  Your insults tend to be like hand grenades. They are a brilliant flash...but there is nothing left to build on. From this point forward, I want you to leave an opening for me (Rim shot), for a rebuttal.

                  I want you to do what Riffle does..Dumb it down a little.

                  (unexpected Riffle insult. I still got it)
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                  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    Dearest Kurt;
                    I flipped your insult back on you. It's actually a time honored technique. In fact, I was about to name it the "Reverse back flip Kurt Insult", but you ruined it, so forget about me naming it in your honor.

                    I am not the Carlos Mencia of the OT. I am "The Man With No Name, Claude Whitacre"

                    You live in Colorado? Well, at least it isn't Ohio.....and the high altitude explains your near perfectly spherical head.

                    Something that really bothers me. You insult me, and of late, your insults have been...well...pretty masterful. Not this one...but previous ones.

                    And here is the problem, you don't leave room for a give and take. With Riffle, half of his insult, is an opening for an insult back from me...He and I can keep it going all day. And if Terra gets involved...it can go on for weeks. (Poor Terra).

                    Your insults tend to be like hand grenades. They are a brilliant flash...but there is nothing left to build on. From this point forward, I want you to leave an opening for me (Rim shot), for a rebuttal.

                    I want you to do what Riffle does..Dumb it down a little.

                    (unexpected Riffle insult. I still got it)

                    Pssst! Claude, it's time for a huddle!
                    You've got me in a state of befuddle.
                    Wasn't one cuddle with Kurt's buttal,
                    Enough to cause you to be in a muddle,
                    Rather than make you, with him, want a rebuttal?
                    Sorry if I wasn't even a tad bit subtle,
                    And sorry if I just burst your bubble!


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                      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

                      Pssst! Claude, it's time for a huddle!
                      You've got me in a state of befuddle.
                      Wasn't one cuddle with Kurt's buttal,
                      Enough to cause you to be in a muddle,
                      Rather than make you, with him, want a rebuttal?
                      Sorry if I wasn't even a tad bit subtle,
                      And sorry if I just burst your bubble!


                      Terra

                      Terra...Just for future reference, Claude can only appreciate poems containing the words "broken hearted" and/or "Nantucket".
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                      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

                        Terra...Just for future reference, Claude can only appreciate poems containing the words "broken hearted" and/or "Nantucket".
                        And any poem about Kurt would have to include the words "runt" and "stickhead"





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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Before you join the Forum, you have to have a physical exam. All the hot girls go in one line (mine), all the ugly girls go into the other line (Professor Carpet's). So, we know which girls are cute, and which ones are not. We also instantly know what you find attractive.

      And....we want to help you get a girlfriend. And not by the old fashioned way of actually meeting a girl, but by the popular method of starting up a conversation with "hotlegs64825" on an anonymous forum.

      Because these are real relationships, with (probably) women...or at least people that know how to post a public domain photo.

      But a moment of seriousness; Don't Date Sal! The last 5 men here, that dated her, have not been heard from since. She once broke a man's neck, during phone sex!
      Chuck Norris can no longer do the splits...because of Sal.

      It is no coincidence that she has the same name as a Mafia hitman.

      Beware The Sal.

      So was Chucky.

      None of us do, Shane....None of us do.
      I would love to reply to that statement, but l need written permission! Gulp!




      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      Ummmmm!

      Now you did it! You just wait until Sal see's what you've done! You're gonna get it!!

      She's gonna hit ya hard for implying her tough, toned, flat-abbed body looks that, that, that disgusting and fat!


      Terra
      Hmmmm, l am off Sals, slap list, and Claude is on, Yay!

      No, more hiding in dark corners, wearing a baseball hat!


      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Terra;

      They are not Man Boobs. I find that term offensive. They are "Man Breasts"....or Manmaries.
      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      You also inspired that song: "Thanks, For The Manmaries"

      I'm experiencing joke recycling deja vu here.
      Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

      I said I had man-boobs. Nowhere did I cop to being a total freak of nature.

      Cheers. - Frank
      Phew, this thread has certainly gone off the rails and hit a car!
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