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ptcrefko

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Rick Rodd

This guy and ptcrefko should get along just fine.

This is an off-topic thread right? Is there a rule that you cannot asked question about pretty girls in WF?

And we're searching for pretty girls to hire that are knowledgeable in IM, because "Sex" sells.

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sbucciarel

Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by ptcrefko

This is an off-topic thread right? Is there a rule that you cannot asked question about pretty girls in WF?

And we're searching for pretty girls to hire that are knowledgeable in IM, because "Sex" sells.

Then that makes this an ad and ads like this go here
Wanted - Members Looking To Hire You

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Rick Rodd

11 years ago

Originally Posted by ptcrefko

This is an off-topic thread right? Is there a rule that you cannot asked question about pretty girls in WF?

And we're searching for pretty girls to hire that are knowledgeable in IM, because "Sex" sells.

It's okay, in fact I'm giving you all my blessing and well wishes in finding that "girl" but if you ask me, the search would be futile.

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HeySal 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Rick Rodd

It's okay, in fact I'm giving you all my blessing and well wishes in finding that "girl" but if you ask me, the search would be futile.

Huh? Hey wait just a minute, Ricky boy. I'm a f***ing baby doll.

Come to Granny, ptcrefko - don't worry, I won't hurtcha. Much.
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- Rick Rodd 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  Huh? Hey wait just a minute, Ricky boy. I'm a f***ing baby doll.
  
  Come to Granny, ptcrefko - don't worry, I won't hurtcha. Much.
  
  And we're searching for pretty girls to hire that are knowledgeable in IM, because "Sex" sells.
  
  Wait Sal, do you have a Refund policy?
  
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  HeySal 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Rick Rodd
  
  Wait Sal, do you have a Refund policy?
  
  Geesh, do I have to give my IM secrets away for free?
  
  Don't need a refund policy. If you traumatize them bad enough they don't come back to ask for one.
  
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- Claude Whitacre 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by HeySal
  
  Huh? Hey wait just a minute, Ricky boy. I'm a f***ing baby doll.
  
  Come to Granny, ptcrefko - don't worry, I won't hurtcha. Much.
  
  Death by Snu Snu.
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCdrUW--Jic
  
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  bizgrower 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Death by Snu Snu.
  
  Death by snu snu! - YouTube
  
  Somebody must have hijacked Claude's account.
  
  He is now in Ohio's address protection program.
  
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  MissTerraK 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Death by Snu Snu.
  
  Death by snu snu! - YouTube
  
  Ummmmm!
  
  Now you did it! You just wait until Sal see's what you've done! You're gonna get it!!
  
  She's gonna hit ya hard for implying her tough, toned, flat-abbed body looks that, that, that disgusting and fat!
  
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sbucciarel Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by ptcrefko

And we're searching for pretty girls to hire that are knowledgeable in IM, because "Sex" sells.

Well, in that case, let me be the first to jump on this opportunity

West Side Story 1961 - "I feel pretty"...
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- Kurt 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by sbucciarel
  
  Well, in that case, let me be the first to jump on this opportunity
  
  West Side Story 1961 - "I feel pretty" - YouTube
  
  More Claude trivia...He was was the inspiration for this line in the song:
  "I feel pretty and whitty and gay"....
  
  ...hence his nickname of "Pretty Whitty" at the local Wooster Bath House and Social Club.
  
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ProServices

11 years ago

Lol Rick and Suzanne. That was so funny! You remind me of a 'Friends' episode I saw years back.

Any chance of doing a Comedy Act together?

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bizgrower

11 years ago

good luck in your search:

Anger Management - I Feel Pretty - YouTube

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bizgrower

11 years ago

I drifted.

Vocals for Natalie Wood:

Marni Nixon - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

and her son:

Andrew Gold - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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OP,

Maybe you started on the wrong foot.
You might try Model Mayhem and Craigslist for aspiring models.
Not sure on the IM part.

Dan

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tagiscom 11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Huh? Hey wait just a minute, Ricky boy. I'm a f***ing baby doll.

Come to Granny, ptcrefko - don't worry, I won't hurtcha. Much.

I will agree with Sal on this one, mainly because l have no choice! LOL!
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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by ptcrefko

Do you know some pretty girls who are members here in WF?

Before you join the Forum, you have to have a physical exam. All the hot girls go in one line (mine), all the ugly girls go into the other line (Professor Carpet's). So, we know which girls are cute, and which ones are not. We also instantly know what you find attractive.

And....we want to help you get a girlfriend. And not by the old fashioned way of actually meeting a girl, but by the popular method of starting up a conversation with "hotlegs64825" on an anonymous forum.

Because these are real relationships, with (probably) women...or at least people that know how to post a public domain photo.

But a moment of seriousness; Don't Date Sal! The last 5 men here, that dated her, have not been heard from since. She once broke a man's neck, during phone sex!
Chuck Norris can no longer do the splits...because of Sal.

It is no coincidence that she has the same name as a Mafia hitman.

Beware The Sal.

Originally Posted by HeySal

Huh? Hey wait just a minute, Ricky boy. I'm a f***ing baby doll.

So was Chucky.

Originally Posted by tagiscom

I will agree with Sal on this one, mainly because l have no choice! LOL!

None of us do, Shane....None of us do.

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Joe Mobley 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

She once broke a man's neck, during phone sex!

The visual of this is cracking me up.

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BigFrank

Banned 11 years ago

I have 'man-boobs.' Do I qualify?

Cheers. - F.

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

I have 'man-boobs.' Do I qualify?

Cheers. - F.

Bigger than Claude's though?

I'm sorry Claude!

Frank made me do it!!

Terra

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Claude Whitacre 11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Bigger than Claude's though?

I'm sorry Claude!

Frank made me do it!!

Terra

Terra;

They are not Man Boobs. I find that term offensive. They are "Man Breasts"....or Manmaries.
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- lanfear63 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Terra;
  
  They are not Man Boobs. I find that term offensive. They are "Man Breasts"....or Manmaries.
  
  You also inspired that song: "Thanks, For The Manmaries"
  
  I'm experiencing joke recycling deja vu here.
  
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BigFrank

Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Bigger than Claude's though?

I said I had man-boobs. Nowhere did I cop to being a total freak of nature.

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

I said I had man-boobs. Nowhere did I cop to being a total freak of nature.

Cheers. - Frank

I agree that it wouldn't be...... fun....... to.........Hey!

Originally Posted by lanfear63

You also inspired that song: "Thanks, For The Manmaries"

I'm experiencing joke recycling deja vu here.

Remember, Everything old is Kurt again.

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Kurt

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Remember, Everything old is Kurt again.

I'm old? You're so old, every time you watch Jurassic Park you say, "That was nostalgic".

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

I'm old? You're so old, every time you watch Jurassic Park you say, "That was nostalgic".

You're so old, when you watch Jurassic Park, you don't think it's nostalgic.

You cannot win. I have the high ground.

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Kurt

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You're so old, when you watch Jurassic Park, you don't think it's nostalgic.

You cannot win. I have the high ground.

You're so old, you can't even think up your own jokes and are the Carlos Mencia of the OT.

PS Flatlander...I live in Colorado. I have the high ground for TWO reasons...

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

You're so old, you can't even think up your own jokes and are the Carlos Mencia of the OT.

PS Flatlander...I live in Colorado. I have the high ground for TWO reasons...

Dearest Kurt;
I flipped your insult back on you. It's actually a time honored technique. In fact, I was about to name it the "Reverse back flip Kurt Insult", but you ruined it, so forget about me naming it in your honor.

I am not the Carlos Mencia of the OT. I am "The Man With No Name, Claude Whitacre"

You live in Colorado? Well, at least it isn't Ohio.....and the high altitude explains your near perfectly spherical head.

Something that really bothers me. You insult me, and of late, your insults have been...well...pretty masterful. Not this one...but previous ones.

And here is the problem, you don't leave room for a give and take. With Riffle, half of his insult, is an opening for an insult back from me...He and I can keep it going all day. And if Terra gets involved...it can go on for weeks. (Poor Terra).

Your insults tend to be like hand grenades. They are a brilliant flash...but there is nothing left to build on. From this point forward, I want you to leave an opening for me (Rim shot), for a rebuttal.

I want you to do what Riffle does..Dumb it down a little.

(unexpected Riffle insult. I still got it)

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MissTerraK

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Dearest Kurt;
I flipped your insult back on you. It's actually a time honored technique. In fact, I was about to name it the "Reverse back flip Kurt Insult", but you ruined it, so forget about me naming it in your honor.

I am not the Carlos Mencia of the OT. I am "The Man With No Name, Claude Whitacre"

You live in Colorado? Well, at least it isn't Ohio.....and the high altitude explains your near perfectly spherical head.

Something that really bothers me. You insult me, and of late, your insults have been...well...pretty masterful. Not this one...but previous ones.

And here is the problem, you don't leave room for a give and take. With Riffle, half of his insult, is an opening for an insult back from me...He and I can keep it going all day. And if Terra gets involved...it can go on for weeks. (Poor Terra).

Your insults tend to be like hand grenades. They are a brilliant flash...but there is nothing left to build on. From this point forward, I want you to leave an opening for me (Rim shot), for a rebuttal.

I want you to do what Riffle does..Dumb it down a little.

(unexpected Riffle insult. I still got it)

Pssst! Claude, it's time for a huddle!
You've got me in a state of befuddle.
Wasn't one cuddle with Kurt's buttal,
Enough to cause you to be in a muddle,
Rather than make you, with him, want a rebuttal?
Sorry if I wasn't even a tad bit subtle,
And sorry if I just burst your bubble!

Terra

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Kurt

11 years ago

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Pssst! Claude, it's time for a huddle!
You've got me in a state of befuddle.
Wasn't one cuddle with Kurt's buttal,
Enough to cause you to be in a muddle,
Rather than make you, with him, want a rebuttal?
Sorry if I wasn't even a tad bit subtle,
And sorry if I just burst your bubble!

Terra

Terra...Just for future reference, Claude can only appreciate poems containing the words "broken hearted" and/or "Nantucket".

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Claude Whitacre 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Terra...Just for future reference, Claude can only appreciate poems containing the words "broken hearted" and/or "Nantucket".

And any poem about Kurt would have to include the words "runt" and "stickhead"
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bizgrower

11 years ago

And it sure is tough to find the appropriate and matching man purses for every occasion.

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Talltom1

11 years ago

Cllllaaaaaauuuuuuudddddddeeeeeee.....

Come on upstairs now. It's 8:30... time for bed!

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tagiscom

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Before you join the Forum, you have to have a physical exam. All the hot girls go in one line (mine), all the ugly girls go into the other line (Professor Carpet's). So, we know which girls are cute, and which ones are not. We also instantly know what you find attractive.

And....we want to help you get a girlfriend. And not by the old fashioned way of actually meeting a girl, but by the popular method of starting up a conversation with "hotlegs64825" on an anonymous forum.

Because these are real relationships, with (probably) women...or at least people that know how to post a public domain photo.

But a moment of seriousness; Don't Date Sal! The last 5 men here, that dated her, have not been heard from since. She once broke a man's neck, during phone sex!
Chuck Norris can no longer do the splits...because of Sal.

It is no coincidence that she has the same name as a Mafia hitman.

Beware The Sal.

So was Chucky.

None of us do, Shane....None of us do.

I would love to reply to that statement, but l need written permission! Gulp!

Originally Posted by MissTerraK

Ummmmm!

Now you did it! You just wait until Sal see's what you've done! You're gonna get it!!

She's gonna hit ya hard for implying her tough, toned, flat-abbed body looks that, that, that disgusting and fat!

Terra

Hmmmm, l am off Sals, slap list, and Claude is on, Yay!

No, more hiding in dark corners, wearing a baseball hat!

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Terra;

They are not Man Boobs. I find that term offensive. They are "Man Breasts"....or Manmaries.

Originally Posted by lanfear63

You also inspired that song: "Thanks, For The Manmaries"

I'm experiencing joke recycling deja vu here.

Originally Posted by BigFrank

I said I had man-boobs. Nowhere did I cop to being a total freak of nature.

Cheers. - Frank

Phew, this thread has certainly gone off the rails and hit a car!

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