It is time to GAIN RESPECT!

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Tbird. This is the wrong forum for this. It should be in the main forum where so many eager newbies are asking how they can make the big bucks.
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  • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    It is time to GAIN RESPECT!
    I worry about you, I really do. Not that it's any of my business interfering with the insane . . .


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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Does anyone know the difference between fiddle lessons and violin lessons?








    You have to pay for violin lessons.
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      Amaze your friends, yeah, have them in stiches before they walk away and never return!

      The Ladies Love the Bango, LOL, depends on whether it is a lady or something that vaguely resembles one?

      But l am not into something silly like banjos, l would rather have this, (includes real uranium).





      Only enough to destroy a small town, nothing dangerous!

      Although there is a waiting list, (terrorist children)!

      My fingers might start to glow in the dark, and small baby's, pregnant women would have to avoid my house, but that is a small price to pay, to build my very own mini nuke!

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  • Profile picture of the author Rod Cortez
    Shouldn't this be a WSO? O_o

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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    We laugh, but it's really not a bad ad. It appeals to those who;
    Are looking for extra money
    Are looking for a way to impress women
    Want to be more popular
    Who are shy and think this will accomplish what they can't alone.

    To be loved, respected, and wealthier...it pretty well hits the hot buttons. If the ad had more room, it could list the really popular guys that play the banjo, like Steve Martin.

    But the ad creator really gave this some thought. Although it looks like an ad from 1950.

    And the headline was a mistake. "Learning " isn't a benefit. "Learning" implies work, without reward. "Impress Your Friends" is a benefit.
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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      We laugh, but it's really not a bad ad. It appeals to those who;
      Are looking for extra money
      Are looking for a way to impress women
      Want to be more popular
      Who are shy and think this will accomplish what they can't alone.

      To be loved, respected, and wealthier...it pretty well hits the hot buttons. If the ad had more room, it could list the really popular guys that play the banjo, like Steve Martin.

      But the ad creator really gave this some thought. Although it looks like an ad from 1950.

      And the headline was a mistake. "Learning " isn't a benefit. "Learning" implies work, without reward. "Impress Your Friends" is a benefit.
      Part of what's funny about it is how good the ad is.. They clearly know their stuff in that regard. Their website also shows humor: BanjoDog. It fulfils the banjo humor products niche.
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      • Profile picture of the author salegurus
        Originally Posted by Rod Cortez View Post

        Shouldn't this be a WSO? O_o

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        Rod, That ^ almost resulted in an accident involving hot coffee....
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  • Profile picture of the author LarryC
    Playing the banjo may get you some attention, but if you really want respect you need the kind of strong, manly body that only Charles Atlas can give you!

    The INSULT that made a MAN out of "MAC"
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Some people can make anything look good, even banjos:

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