No Valentine for me :(

by WalkingCarpet Banned
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Why is this?
Is it because I am superior in everyway to all the commoners?
Is it cos my intellect far exceeds the capacities of the common female?
Is it cos perfection like me is something one woman cannot hope to keep to herself and they all know it?

Why oh why??
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      Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

      Polite Notice: There will be no further replies to this thread because none of us are worthy enough.

      Oops! Sorry, Ian.


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    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Why is this?
    Is it because I am superior in everyway to all the commoners?
    Nope.

    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Is it cos my intellect far exceeds the capacities of the common female?
    Nope.

    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Is it cos perfection like me is something one woman cannot hope to keep to herself and they all know it?
    Nope.

    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Why oh why??

    I'm guessing it's because every woman knows she could never compete with the love you have for yourself...


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  • Profile picture of the author TeKn1qu3z
    I am in love with a girl from facebook, however we never met in life to celebrate a day on alentine and this is the third year for us. Its not important to have this day for celebrating love.
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      Originally Posted by TeKn1qu3z View Post

      I am in love with a girl from facebook, however we never met in life to celebrate a day on alentine and this is the third year for us. Its not important to have this day for celebrating love.
      You and Joe could be brothers.
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    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Why is this?
    Is it because I am superior in everyway to all the commoners?
    Is it cos my intellect far exceeds the capacities of the common female?
    Is it cos perfection like me is something one woman cannot hope to keep to herself and they all know it?
    None of the above.

    Its because all the women you meet know within a few minutes being your valentine would be like being in a three way love triangle with them as the weakest link .
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    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Why is this?
    Is it because I am superior in everyway to all the commoners?
    Is it cos my intellect far exceeds the capacities of the common female?
    Is it cos perfection like me is something one woman cannot hope to keep to herself and they all know it?

    Why oh why??

    I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt. This is a funny, satirical post, by someone who is aware of their image...and is making fun of it.

    In that case, Bravo.

    However, if you're at all serious....
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    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Why is this?
    Is it because I am superior in everyway to all the commoners?
    Is it cos my intellect far exceeds the capacities of the common female?
    Is it cos perfection like me is something one woman cannot hope to keep to herself and they all know it?

    Why oh why??
    Why, oh why have you mistaken my attributes as your own?

    Cheers. - Frank
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    Hmmm..........well not being a "common female", I feel pretty safe posting.

    It may just be that the fact that any time anyone posts about love you throw a poopin' hissy fit over how stupid the idea of love is, and reduce all intimacy with women to livestock breeding pen status - and women in the US don't fall for the idea of being seen or used as chattel.

    Second - because you're online crapping about not having a woman instead of being out somewhere in the warm sunshine of your region possibly handing a woman you are attracted to a flower and telling her that it is such a small gesture since her radiance shadows everything else.

    Ya think maybe?
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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post


      Second - because you're online crapping about not having a woman instead of being out somewhere in the warm sunshine of your region possibly handing a woman you are attracted to a flower and telling her that it is such a small gesture since her radiance shadows everything else.

      Ya think maybe?
      Walking Carpet;

      Buddy, Sal just gave you the key to the Land Of Plenty.

      It's a great line she gave you. Good enough, that I think I'll use it on my wife. But it isn't just a "Pick up line". It's a whole attitude toward women.

      While you are looking for a great girl, they are out there looking for a great guy. Just give them a reason to want to be around you.
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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Just give them a reason to want to be around you.
        Like bathing!

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      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Hmmm..........well not being a "common female", I feel pretty safe posting.

      It may just be that the fact that any time anyone posts about love you throw a poopin' hissy fit over how stupid the idea of love is, and reduce all intimacy with women to livestock breeding pen status - and women in the US don't fall for the idea of being seen or used as chattel.

      Second - because you're online crapping about not having a woman instead of being out somewhere in the warm sunshine of your region possibly handing a woman you are attracted to a flower and telling her that it is such a small gesture since her radiance shadows everything else.

      Ya think maybe?
      Flower? A bit bicep works far better.
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        Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

        Flower? A bit bicep works far better.
        You bite your own biceps?

        Well, that could be part of the problem...


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        Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

        Flower? A bit bicep works far better.
        Dime a dozen, dude. Dime a dozen.

        Every male has genitals. Any guy who really wants can have show biceps.

        The man with true passion for life - they're as rare as planets in this universe that can sustain his life.

        Biceps are good, though. Sooner or later you'll meet a woman who needs to plow and can't afford a steer.
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Dime a dozen, dude. Dime a dozen.

          Every male has genitals.
          So....you've never met Kurt, obviously.
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    I am sure that your desire to drop bombs on upwards of 23% of the world's population has absolutely nothing to do with the mutual disgust you receive from both sexes.

    ... I am sure hookers in your part of the world are cheap though. And they don't care how mentally deranged you are, either!
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      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      Why is this?
      Is it because I am superior in everyway to all the commoners?
      Is it cos my intellect far exceeds the capacities of the common female?
      Is it cos perfection like me is something one woman cannot hope to keep to herself and they all know it?

      Why oh why??
      Gulp, l am not commenting on that, not without a disclosure form!



      Originally Posted by Nate Simms View Post

      I am sure that your desire to drop bombs on upwards of 23% of the world's population has absolutely nothing to do with the mutual disgust you receive from both sexes.

      ... I am sure hookers in your part of the world are cheap though. And they don't care how mentally deranged you are, either!
      Yes, hate to get off the warm and fuzzy stand, but true!

      If you mention your past or she finds out, then l expect that most if not all will do a runner!

      After all what assurances could you give her that if you have a fight, while drunk, that she would end up in, well,...let's just say unable to talk anymore?

      A very athletic woman, with sociopaths tendencies would be perfect!

      Or women with goatees and carrying bags of string?

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    They keep wanting to talk to you but your back is turned to them so you don't know. It's a shame really...

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    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Why is this?
    Is it because I am superior in everyway to all the commoners?
    Is it cos my intellect far exceeds the capacities of the common female?
    Is it cos perfection like me is something one woman cannot hope to keep to herself and they all know it?

    Why oh why??
    It's probably for the best.

    I would hate to be a female in a relationship with you in your current state.

    It pains me to think that one's daughter could cross paths with you.

    You don't have to be that guy.
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      No woman wants a man so in love with himself. Plus you can't take a woman to a restaurant requiring shirt and shoes...
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        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        No woman wants a man so in love with himself. Plus you can't take a woman to a restaurant requiring shirt and shoes...
        Good one. Must invest in some clothing.
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    Nobody wish me to happy valentines day but I wish happy valentines day to all
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  • Profile picture of the author King Manu
    Finding love is about loving yourself first. Is about self confidence, is about that state when you truly appreciate everything life gives you . Because in that state you can give the best out of you .
    Until you don't love yourself can't ask somebody else to do it. It's about how we feel inside everyday. What we have is what we give and what we find. If we feel miserable we won't spread love.

    So my advice is work on yourself. Learn to love yourself. All of us are beautiful and perfect in our own way. It's good to be different, that makes you special. But you have to appreciate that everyday.

    Hope this helps, good luck
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    I'm sure that you're more aware than anyone that super-heroes such as yourself can't mix with mere mortals, case in point - Spider-Man. It is not genetically viable. Look how you've affected history...You were the main influence behind William Shakespeare's plays, Beethoven's music, Lao Tzu's "Tao Te Ching," and Benjamin Franklin's career. And that was even before you were born.
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      Originally Posted by King Manu View Post

      Finding love is about loving yourself first. Is about self confidence, is about that state when you truly appreciate everything life gives you . Because in that state you can give the best out of you .
      Until you don't love yourself can't ask somebody else to do it. It's about how we feel inside everyday. What we have is what we give and what we find. If we feel miserable we won't spread love.

      So my advice is work on yourself. Learn to love yourself. All of us are beautiful and perfect in our own way. It's good to be different, that makes you special. But you have to appreciate that everyday.

      Hope this helps, good luck
      Yes, good advise, but you can work hard on yourself, and love yourself to bits, but if nothing happens and all you get is a few glances from attractive women, then it gets a bit Groundhog Dayish!

      But he did end up with the girl after hell on earth, so maybe l should give it more time?

      Hate Valentines Day!

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    Had a beautiful V day with my Love! Hope everyone else did too!
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