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I need a BFF

by WalkingCarpet Banned
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Someone to hang out with, go shopping for muscle foods, go to the gym with, go pick of chicks with.

Someone who ain't bald.
  • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
    Hmmm.

    BFF. I consulted the urban dictionary. So, question is, are you looking for the best friend version or a rather large overweight person to make you look better?

    It could be either.

    Urban Dictionary: BFF
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    Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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    • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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      Originally Posted by Richard Van View Post

      Hmmm.

      BFF. I consulted the urban dictionary. So, question is, are you looking for the best friend version or a rather large overweight person to make you look better?

      It could be either.

      Urban Dictionary: BFF
      BFF without fat with hair.
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  • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
    Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

    Someone to hang out with, go shopping for muscle foods, go to the gym with, go pick of chicks with.

    Someone who ain't bald.
    You want to use someone for "chick" bait?


    Terra
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    • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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      Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

      You want to use someone for "chick" bait?


      Terra
      Joe would've been my perfect BFF but he's bald and fat
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

        Joe would've been my perfect BFF but he's bald and fat

        Why do you think "Joe" goes to the gym or eats muscle foods?


        Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author WalkingCarpet
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          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Why do you think "Joe" goes to the gym or eats muscle foods?


          Terra
          Joseph and I have a special kinship. Reckon we're long lost twins.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

            Joseph and I have a special kinship. Reckon we're long lost twins.
            You just wait until "Joe" sees that, lol!


            Terra
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by MissTerraK View Post

          Why do you think "Joe" goes to the gym or eats muscle foods?


          Terra
          I go to the gym because that's where they serve muscle food...and I go anywhere they serve any kind of food.

          And regular sized people pay me to stand next to them.
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          • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            I go to the gym because that's where they serve muscle food...and I go anywhere they serve any kind of food.

            And regular sized people pay me to stand next to them.
            Aw Claude, I wish you wouldn't be so hard on yourself.

            Quit picking on yourself, you've got enough friends here that do that already.


            Terra
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    BFF?

    Is that a brand of shirt?
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet View Post

      Joseph and I have a special kinship. Reckon we're long lost twins.
      But Joe, doesn't look anything like Danny Devito?

      "BFF", l thought that you were looking for a sparring partner?

      Yeah, but in all seriousness, (well, not really) if you both share cross dressing and pink fetishes, and corigraphy, then fair enough!

      But don't post the marriage pictures here, we, can only handle so much scarring for life!


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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        I fail to see how a Big Friendly Ferret is going to help you pick up more women, unless one says, "Is that a ferret in your pants or are you just pleased to see me"
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    This video has some pretty good tips on scoring hot babes, if you just listen and learn.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    87% of BFFs are wearing a shirt when first introduced.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Your avatar is going to encourage a different kind of BFF.
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    • Profile picture of the author Richard Van
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Your avatar is going to encourage a different kind of BFF.
      I must admit Dan, whenever I see 'BFF' in the male sense, I do tend to think of a couple of chaps holding hands, which isn't really something I'd expect Mr Carpet to take very kindly to and the chap in question may lose said hand to his rambo knife.

      Sad end to what the other bloke probably thought was a date.
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      Wibble, bark, my old man's a mushroom etc...

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    • Profile picture of the author yukon
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      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Your avatar is going to encourage a different kind of BFF.
      ...or is it?
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