So what does Einstein and I have in common??

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HeySal 11 years ago

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It's a trap.

From the way you stated the question, WC - I thought for sure one of the answers was bad grammar.
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Richard Van

11 years ago

Originally Posted by WalkingCarpet

Brains and a Birthday.

The thing is, all humans and animals have brains and everyone and thing is born, so it has a birthday too and I'm fairly certain you weren't born in 1879 when Einstein was.

Let's be honest, the human body is mostly water, which means you've got as much in common with Einstein as a lettuce has.

Your hair is quite wavy like his though and Happy Birthday for the 14th of March.

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positivenegative

11 years ago

He'll be turning in his grave at the ignominy of it all.

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lanfear63 11 years ago

Your suggestion to amalgamate several patches of grassland together to form a park shows that you too are working on a Unified Field theory.
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whateverpedia

11 years ago

In other threads you've claimed that you and Joe (Claude) are related. Therefore you both have a Theory Of Relativity.

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Kay King 11 years ago

What do you and Einstein NOT have in common - that also starts with "b"....
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Claude Whitacre 11 years ago

There is a balance in the world. For every person on a bell curve, there is the opposite at the other end. And that is how the universe stays balanced.

After Einstein gave us such intellectual wonders.....you were born, to provide that balance.

Forgive me. It was just too good a joke to let it pass.

Happy Birthday.

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What do you and Einstein NOT have in common - that also starts with "b"....

Boobs? I need some help here......
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lanfear63

11 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

In other threads you've claimed that you and Joe (Claude) are related. Therefore you both have a Theory Of Relativity.

In mathematical terms that would be: C = WC Paired

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sbucciarel Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

In mathematical terms that would be: C = WC Paired

Hmmm ... or maybe C = WC Impaired.
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Kay King

11 years ago

Good one, Claude...another saying I like...

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