Your Last Dinner

11 years ago

A bottle of sleeping pills, and a black texta!

The cells walls, should be adequate to write, F****Y*** 1000 times?

At least l can rob these B*** the horror of me going through a firing squad wait, or worse, hanging!

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TLTheLiberator

11 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

A bottle of sleeping pills, and a black texta!

The cells walls, should be adequate to write, F****Y*** 1000 times?

At least l can rob these B*** the horror of me going through a firing squad wait, or worse, hanging!

Oh, you'd try to do a "Herman Goring..."

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tagiscom 11 years ago

Originally Posted by TLTheLiberator

Oh, you'd try to do a "Herman Goring..."

Yep, l don't think that anyone else here is taking this seriously, l mean how could anyone have a 3 course, meal. with the prospect of being woken up and shot?

I would try to eat some of it and be throwing up in no time at all.

A $15,000 dollar cocktail, would be my limit and the bottle of sleeping pills.

They could send the optional diamond at the bottom of the drink to my relatives, etc. Or keep at as a bribe and get me out of there!
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TLTheLiberator

11 years ago

Wow Kurt, tough choices indeed but after thinking about it, I'll have to go with...

- Short Ribs

- Salmon: (in cake form or broiled with lemon pepper seasoning)

- Garlic Mashed Potatoes smothered in Short Rib Gravy

- Wild Rice

- Green Beans

- Sweet Ice Tea

For dessert...

- Warm Sweet Potato Pie covered in Vanilla Ice Cream

- 12 Oz Of Creme Brulee

My Snack...

- Hot Pastrami & Cheese On ? with Brown Mustard

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sbucciarel

Banned 11 years ago

Prime Rib, Lobster, Roast Duck and Lamb. I like meat.
Asparagus with roasted garlic
Corn on the cob
Mashed potatoes and gravy

Dessert:
Chocolate cream pie or apple pie a la mode.

Coffee and cranberry juice to drink

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Cali16

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

If you were going to be (wrongly) executed tomorrow, what would you request for your last dinner?

Is there something you're not telling us, Kurt?

Are you posting from a dark, dingy prison cell in another country...? (like you'd have Internet access if you were...!)

Originally Posted by Kurt

I'd probably go with:
Porterhouse steak
au grautin potatoes
Pepperoni pizza extra cheese, extra pepperoni
Lasagna - I might swap the pizza for lasagna.
Milk shake - It could be chocolate, strawberry, vanilla or banana, depending on my mood.

Um, it's called a "last dinner" not a "last smorgasbord", lol!

As for me, as long as there's plenty of high quality chocolate - and maybe some deep dish pepperoni pizza (although lasagna sounds tempting) - I'd be happy (well, as happy as anyone who's about to be wrongfully executed could possibly be!!)

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WalkingCarpet

Banned 11 years ago

Something sweet.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

If you were going to be (wrongly) executed tomorrow, what would you request for your last dinner? (And no Claude, you can't have one of everything...)

I'd probably go with:
Porterhouse steak
au grautin potatoes
Pepperoni pizza extra cheese, extra pepperoni
Lasagna - I might swap the pizza for lasagna.
Milk shake - It could be chocolate, strawberry, vanilla or banana, depending on my mood.

If I could choose anything? I'd take roasted Kurt. I probably wouldn't eat a bite. But the knowledge that you died first, will make the passing easier. I may even smile, as I go.

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Midnight Oil 11 years ago

If I gotta fry, someone's gonna feel the burn with me . . .

This $195,000 Bottle of Wine

This £75 loaf of bread, made from 23-carat gold and champagne

This Florette Sea And Earth Salad - worth more than £600 per serving

This $1,768 Burger

This $350 Kobe Strip Steak

This $500 Milkshake

This $1,000 mint julep

And, of course, the $1.4 million Strawberries Arnaud
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rwhite10

11 years ago

Baked Stuffed Lobster
Steamers
Corn on the Cob
Salad

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Rod Cortez

11 years ago

Wow, good question Kurt, definitely something to think about. That's a tough one for me because I like so many different cuisines. So I figure I'll list some of my current favorites as my last meal:

Korean BBQ - specifically Beef Short Ribs also known as Calbe and marinated steak cut thinly known as Bulgolgi along with some spicy pork.

Sushi - Fatty Tuna, Salmon Belly and Yellowtail Belly and a couple of oyster shooters with extra sake.

Afghani dumplings called Mantoo and Ashak (I can't get enough of these bad boys).

And my favorite street tacos from Mexico, Al Pastor style and a Burrita with extra Mexican cheese, home made guacamole, extra grilled onions and lots of carne asada.

For dessert, mango pudding and a slice of Pecan pie.

For additional beverages I would take some shots of my favorite tequila, Don Julio 1942 and a sip of my favorite red wine.

RoD

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MikeAmbrosio

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

If you were going to be (wrongly) executed tomorrow, what would you request for your last dinner? (And no Claude, you can't have one of everything...)

I'd probably go with:
Porterhouse steak
au grautin potatoes
Pepperoni pizza extra cheese, extra pepperoni
Lasagna - I might swap the pizza for lasagna.
Milk shake - It could be chocolate, strawberry, vanilla or banana, depending on my mood.

That and more - because if I were being wrongly executed I would want my last action to be to vomit all over the execution room

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Claude Whitacre 11 years ago

Originally Posted by MikeAmbrosio

That and more - because if I were being wrongly executed I would want my last action to be to vomit all over the execution room

I may just order a side salad. It's never too late to start a healthy diet.
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I may just order a side salad. It's never too late to start a healthy diet.
  
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I may just order a side salad. It's never too late to start a healthy diet.
  
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  A last dinner-date with "the girl.'
  
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discrat

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

If you were going to be (wrongly) executed tomorrow, what would you request for your last dinner? (And no Claude, you can't have one of everything...)

I'd probably go with:
Porterhouse steak
au grautin potatoes
Pepperoni pizza extra cheese, extra pepperoni
Lasagna - I might swap the pizza for lasagna.
Milk shake - It could be chocolate, strawberry, vanilla or banana, depending on my mood.

I'd probably go with:
NOTHING

I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would have an appetite when their Life is about to end before their very eyes. Let along for something they didn't commit. I like my Life too much to be comfortable enough to sit back and eat at a moment like this.

Hell.... My nerves are bad enough where I cannot even eat breakfast before going to the Dentist to get a filling

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Floyd Fisher

11 years ago

I'd want a nice big cake with a hacksaw inside.

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TimPhelan

11 years ago

It would have to be a dinner with a lot of protein because you know women like big biceps.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by TimPhelan

It would have to be a dinner with a lot of protein because you know women like big biceps.

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Originally Posted by discrat

I'd probably go with:
NOTHING

I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would have an appetite when their Life is about to end before their very eyes. Let along for something they didn't commit. I like my Life too much to be comfortable enough to sit back and eat at a moment like this.

Hell.... My nerves are bad enough where I cannot even eat breakfast before going to the Dentist to get a filling

The truth is, if I was going to be executed, it would depend on how. Gas chamber? electrocution? I wouldn't eat anything. Why risk throwing up, as your last memory?

But lethal injection? Firing squad? Hanging? Probably a steak, and a cup of coffee.
I wouldn't mind the idea of dying. But throwing up...and choking? Nope.

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butters

11 years ago

Never ending buffet! They can't kill me if I don't finish my last meal!! That's just rude!

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tryinhere

11 years ago

As we speak I think it is a frenchman on Execution Island claiming to be innocent and will be shot in the coming days, Imagine being asked this same question for real like this person would be ? scary stuff it would be.

The whole execution topic is a very sensitive one here at the moment and guessing in other related countries as well.

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Mark Singletary

11 years ago

Since I'm being wrongly executed, lobster, shrimp, crab, oysters, and clams.

That way I'll go into anaphylactic shock and maybe by the time they revive me they might be having second thoughts or some human rights group would take up my cause.

Mark

PS Then again the anaphylactic shock may kill me and I'd be dead any way. Whatcha gonna do?

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marketingva

11 years ago

Lobster, scallops, shrimp, ice cream and cherries. I'm allergic to cherries but if I get executed after eating them they won't bother me.

Bonnie

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thunderbird

11 years ago

Appetizer:
Sichuan and Guizhou style snacks.
Main Course:
Mole poblano (Mexican), with soft corn tortillas, rice, and black beans.
Mixed green salad with simple lemon and olive oil dressing.
Apple juice as beverage
Dessert:
Fresh fruit salad,
Chocolate and Vanilla ice cream.
Double espresso.

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alias2002

11 years ago

My last dinner with my wife in a restaurant.

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lanfear63

11 years ago

Good evening sir, what can I get you?.

Have you any recommendations?

Well sir. it all depends on your method of execution...

For The Chair I recommend the deep fried and sauteed Electric Eel's.

For those to be hanged, may I suggest the twisted rope pasta with the last minute infusion of our signature thick white sauce, a highly pleasurable experience.

Our firing squad customers generally go for the heavily peppered Swiss Cheese platter.

And finally sir, if it's the lethal injection. we don't have a meal for that, most people generally drink a selection of our rather lethal, expertly prepared cocktails. So to coin a phrase sir, if that be your mode of exit, I would ask, ahem, "Whats Your Poison?"

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Good evening sir, what can I get you?.

Have you any recommendations?

Well sir. it all depends on your method of execution...

For The Chair I recommend the deep fried and sauteed Electric Eel's.

For those to be hanged, may I suggest the twisted rope pasta with the last minute infusion of our signature thick white sauce, a highly pleasurable experience.

Our firing squad customers generally go for the heavily peppered Swiss Cheese platter.

And finally sir, if it's the lethal injection. we don't have a meal for that, most people generally drink a selection of our rather lethal, expertly prepared cocktails. So to coin a phrase sir, if that be your mode of exit, I would ask, ahem, "Whats Your Poison?"

I think you're just being funny.

It would have taken me an hour to come up with all that.

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thunderbird 11 years ago

Originally Posted by alias2002

My last dinner with my wife in a restaurant.

My last dinner would be alone, no being subjected to nagging before getting executed.

(That was a joke)
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Chrisrocs

11 years ago

I remember having a similar discussion with a friend awhile back, and apparently there is an actual $ limit on your last meal on death row, but I'm not certain on that. As for what I'd eat, putting a dollar limit aside? Gee...

At the moment I could really go for a crap ton of buffalo wings and beer... and I'd want to have the sauce all over me when they finally take me.

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discrat

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Chrisrocs

I remember having a similar discussion with a friend awhile back, and apparently there is an actual $ limit on your last meal on death row, but I'm not certain on that. As for what I'd eat, putting a dollar limit aside? Gee...

At the moment I could really go for a crap ton of buffalo wings and beer... and I'd want to have the sauce all over me when they finally take me.

This above. Just got back an hour ago from date night with wife. Went to buffalo wild wings and had 15 hot wings and washed it down with a cool refreshing liquid ( actually it was diet coke because I was
driving

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But very nice.Went and saw Foxcatcher afterwards

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11 years ago

Me different flavors of rice and then a big chunk of steak.

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HeySal

11 years ago

Several broiled lobsters with butter, corn on the cob, black raspberries, an organic beefsteak tomatoe, cheesecake. Latte. And two strawberries infused with THC oil.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Several broiled lobsters with butter, corn on the cob, black raspberries, an organic beefsteak tomatoe, cheesecake. Latte. And two strawberries infused with THC oil.

Me? I found out that the MSG in my Chinese hot sauce was giving me hives.

Chicken wings drowning in the hot sauce. In fact, that's how I want to die.

This really happened. Years ago, a couple invited us out for beer & wings. They had the Chinese red hot sauce. I tasted it...an instantly broke out in a sweat.

I told them, "This is the best thing I've ever tasted. If I pass out, just pour the rest of the bottle down my throat. That's how I want to die".

I buy it by the case. Sometimes it's worth the hives.

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Dan Riffle 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Chinese hot sauce was giving me hives.

I want to die.

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  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Seven cases ordered and delivered to Wooster via expedited delivery.
  
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lanfear63

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Me? I found out that the MSG in my Chinese hot sauce was giving me hives.

Chicken wings drowning in the hot sauce. In fact, that's how I want to die.

This really happened. Years ago, a couple invited us out for beer & wings. They had the Chinese red hot sauce. I tasted it...an instantly broke out in a sweat.

I told them, "This is the best thing I've ever tasted. If I pass out, just pour the rest of the bottle down my throat. That's how I want to die".

I buy it by the case. Sometimes it's worth the hives.

I read about your experience, somewhat surreal....

Your sitting in the restaurant in your stripey top, eating your hot wings with the Chinese sauce, Droning on to your companions, suddenly you feel drawn to the flower arrangement on the table, You lower your nectar feast on it's aroma. You hear a buzzing sound. Suddenly your vision narrows, you feel like you are bumbling your way through a narrow entrance. Crawling through, you wander down the honeycomb passageways, eventually it opens out into a large chamber. There, sitting on the throne is the old queen Kurt.

Welcome to my world she says, in a heavily German accented, disturbingly deep voice. Beehive yourself while your here and I may give you access to my Honey-Buns.

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10 years ago

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Originally Posted by lanfear63

Food and old threads where you can drop your affiliate links are useful for the human body.

And quoting the affiliate link in your post is useful for the spammer...
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  Pahh, too late, I have already bought their book. "The Claude Whitacre Pastry Diet"
  
  It looks good though, how you can eat all that fattening stuff and not put on any weight is beyond me.
  
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Kurt

10 years ago

The words "Claude" and "hives" together makes me literally laugh out loud...

"He's going to need an ocean of Calamine lotion".

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10 years ago

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