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Most Annoying Saying From - Bums Rush Salespeople

by AmericanWoman888
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Here is the most annoying question salespeople, about to ram you, always begin their ram-a-thon with....


"Let me ask you a question?"


I purposely shake my head and say no....It eff's with them....LMAO


Really....its code for: "Let me bend you over...."


So, don't do any videos where you ask this most idiotic question. I hear it from the car sales people...that should tell you something.


LOL...just a needless rant...but might help someone.
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  • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
    Originally Posted by AmericanWoman888 View Post

    Here is the most annoying question salespeople, about to ram you, always begin their ram-a-thon with....


    "Let me ask you a question?"


    I purposely shake my head and say no....It eff's with them....LMAO


    Really....its code for: "Let me bend you over...."


    So, don't do any videos where you ask this most idiotic question. I hear it from the car sales people...that should tell you something.


    LOL...just a needless rant...but might help someone.
    Let me ask you a question, is your name first name Tiffany?
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    That technique is designed to make people agree with the salesman. The brain's like a car - you don't shift into reverse when you're driving - you stop first then shift into the reverse (negative). That's why using hypotheticals (would/could instead of will) is so dangerous for sales people - it shifts the brain into neutral and allows an easier transition into "reverse" that a direct positive.

    It doesn't drive me nuts - I just don't fall for it. I'm not someone a sales person should waste time seeking out. When I want something I go find it. Otherwise, I am not a consumer mentality and don't buy.
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      I think this whole thread is offensive.




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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I think this whole thread is offensive.




        Claude Whitacre

        2013 Bum Rush Salesman Of The Year.
        I guess that makes this the best thread on the forum for Claude to post in then, huh?
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          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          I guess that makes this the best thread on the forum for Claude to post in then, huh?
          Offensive loves company. Oh, wait - that's 'misery.' Oh, wait. In this instance, not much of a difference.

          I'm starting to feel guilty. I have been pounding Claude, all day. Oh, wait. My guilt has passed.

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          • Profile picture of the author kenmichaels
            Originally Posted by BigFrank View Post

            Offensive loves company. Oh, wait - that's 'misery.' Oh, wait. In this instance, not much of a difference.

            I'm starting to feel guilty. I have been pounding Claude, all day. Oh, wait. My guilt has passed.

            Cheers. - Frank
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            • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
              I'm going to write a book, Bum Rush Selling; How To Force Yourself On People Without Getting Arrested.

              It's all about having your way with women, by using old pithy sales language...as a way to seduce.

              For example; if you want o ask a lady out..you say, "It'll tell you what I'm gonna do for you, little lady!".

              I find wearing plaid suits, white shoes, and smoking a cigar...really turns on the ladies.

              "But wait, there's more! If you go out with me..there won't just be dinner and a movie, I'll also throw in..today, and today only..a free ride home in my Cadillac. That's right....a genuine Cadillac. A date certainly worth hundreds of dollars, but you can have it all today...for a very tentative promise that I'll get to third base"

              Yeah, I still got it.



              If you are interested, here is a short sales presentation I gave when I was younger.
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              • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                I think this whole thread is offensive.




                Claude Whitacre

                2013 Bum Rush Salesman Of The Year.
                Now it is offensive!



                Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                I'm going to write a book, Bum Rush Selling; How To Force Yourself On People Without Getting Arrested.

                It's all about having your way with women, by using old pithy sales language...as a way to seduce.

                For example; if you want o ask a lady out..you say, "It'll tell you what I'm gonna do for you, little lady!".

                I find wearing plaid suits, white shoes, and smoking a cigar...really turns on the ladies.

                "But wait, there's more! If you go out with me..there won't just be dinner and a movie, I'll also throw in..today, and today only..a free ride home in my Cadillac. That's right....a genuine Cadillac. A date certainly worth hundreds of dollars, but you can have it all today...for a very tentative promise that I'll get to third base"
                You mean this one?



                hmmm donuts!


                Since tv remote MUTE buttons are getting smaller, some ad's are getting through, you learn a lot about stupidly, BS and crap by watching them!

                But opening up a remote getting an old rubber pad and drilling a large hole, it is possible to have a remote with a decent sized mute button!

                At least my Mother will get a remote with a decent mute button this Sunday!

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        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        I think this whole thread is offensive.




        Claude Whitacre

        2013 Bum Rush Salesman Of The Year.
        You obviously put laxatives in the customers coffee.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    >Most Annoying Saying From - Bums Rush Salespeople


    "Hello. My name's Claude".
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    The Whitacre sales method:


    A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -"Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"

    Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!"

    The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?"

    Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"

    The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy -"Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".

    Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says: "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!""

    It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
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    • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      The Whitacre sales method:
      Just as long as he doesn't try to sell him some slippery shoes as well?

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