lack of sex...

Sits here thinking how to not ruin a potentially great thread :p

If you relate to them as 'chicks' you probably have another 23 years of self-abuse ahead of you.

Cheers. - Frank

Follow Kurt around. Every girl he's ever dated...immediately after dating him...looks for anybody to save them.

Talk about low hanging fruit! (Which was what they called Kurt in High School)

Its a numbers game.

Go where the ladies are and sit tight.

Keep doing that enough times and at least one of them will let you know it's OK.

OK, really...

Be nice to them. Listen to what they are saying. Be nice to their friends. Take daily showers. Brush your teeth.

Remember, at least 25% of all single girls, are actively looking for a boyfriend. Girls are everywhere.

And I was 19 before I ever kissed a girl. 23 is no big deal.

If you turn 36 like Dan Riffle, and all women still find you repugnant...like Dan Riffle....then you can worry.

When I saw that Title of yours, I said this guy fits perfect down here in the basement

Lower your standards.

Settle for less.

OP, try eHarmony.

I think what we've learned so far is broads don't like to be called chicks. Which is somewhat odd since women his age refer to each other affectionately as "hookers." At least, that's what I've gleaned from watching an occasional few minutes of the CW.


That said, OP, if you want to find a woman, drop the xbox controller, get a decent job, exercise, maybe do some charity work, and occasionally take your mother out for dinner. You'll be locked down before you know what hit you. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Get a gay friend. "Chicks" will find it sexy if a straight guy is secure enough to hang out with a gay dude.

Hot chicks (queen bee) always has one gay guy in her hive. She will also have a group of girls that follow the queen.

There will be a straggler who hangs with the group. She will be cute, but chubby.

Remember they need one to complete the group, so don't worry one will come along or end up getting fat and fall into that token position eventually.

That will be your target.

As soon as you can break her away from the hive, and go for "romantic" walks.

After 2 months transition to jogging. Wait 2 weeks later tell her how great it is and invite her.(want to be non obvious about this)

2 months after that transition into a healthier diet as you get more serious about your passion for jogging.

She will follow along,as girls do in this situation especially if they are the follower. Give her a king to follow instead of a queen. Help her, this is what she needs and wants and inevitably does is follow. Just lead.

The best part is you will get her to drop the pounds while gaining attachment and bonding to you. When you recognize that has happened get a ring on her asap.

By now you are tired of jogging and eating like a health nut and want real food and to watch some tv.

Get her pregnant.

After a few weeks she won't feel up to jogging anymore and will want to eat different foods.

Now you can let yourself go. She can't judge you while she is getting fat herself.

Try to get all this done before your hair also falls out or that will complicate the process further.

Hopefully by now you will have memorized her name and will not refer to her as a chick.


For further research watch movies like "mean girls" etc to understand the dynamics of the hive .

It will also help if you learn how to piss women off but still appear a bit simple and vulnerable. They want a guy who pisses them off but they feel smarter than and who they think they can mold.

Let them think they are molding you while you lead them.

Re-read this post for inspiration on how to piss off women if you are not sure how to do it.

If there is one thing to know about women is if you don't frustrate them often enough they will be thinking about the guy who does. Keep yourself in their head and you'll end up in their bed.

Ok here's the thing.
Chicks look for only 2 things- Ur Wallet and ur Willie.
If you have ample amounts of one or the other ur good to go.
Also a bit of bicep doesn't hurt either.

I have no objections to the term "chicks". We used it liberally in high school (to show you how old the colloquialism is). I do take objection to only sex being the reason listed that you want a female companion.

You don't need a "chick" or a girlfriend - go get yourself a hooker. That's what they are for. Stop worrying about a real date until you're heads on straight enough to be one yourself.

I don't know how a guy can go from having sex and then become a priest who abstains.

Here ya go

join some adult dating site

May I suggest that if you're 23 and never had a girlfriend, looking for someone to have sex with is as simple as hiring a hooker. If you're unsuccessful at developing relationships with women, and it sounds like you don't have a clue that stalking women for sex for 23 years is not the best approach, then there's other things you need to take care of ... like learning to respect women, for one.

In addition, here's some questions for you.

1. Do you brush your teeth regularly?
2. Do you bathe regularly?
3. Do you perform other grooming tasks such as shaving or trimming facial hair, nails, nose hair, etc?
4. Are your socks and underwear clean?
5. Do you dress like a slob?
6. Do you smell good?
7. Can you hold an intelligent conversation?
8. Do you even know what girls like to do on a date?
9. Do you know that a date does not mean automatic sex?
10. Are you cheap? Is your ideal date parking on a dark, spooky rural road so you can grope and manhandle your date?

Why do you want a girlfriend so badly? Why not meet and have sex with lots of women while you can?

Since you are asking for dating advice on a marketing forum, I see two possible roads to go down.

1) Pay attention to everyone explaining how you make yourself appealing to women. Consider it a marketing exercise. Your product is you, and women are your target market.

2) Focus on marketing other stuff and make lots of money. It won't bring you long term happiness in the love department, but it will buy you plenty of sex.

So I hear.

From Claude.

And Riffle.

Clearly, you're not using enough Sex Panther. They say 60% of the time it works every time.

Here is your dream girl

Just Go on the Internet and Search for one. YOu can get ASAP.

To begin with you either have "it" or you don't. This will always transcend aesthetics.


Yes, it's probably such a rush executing a precise well crafted move in getting that hot leggy blonde into bed to do with as you like etc.


But paying for sex is also a veritable option and takes a lot less effort and no drama afterwards. All you need to bring is respect and money.


Why try so hard going to great lengths trying to play the game then?