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Time to leave

by joe golfer
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It's time to leave and I have to say goodbye.

That is, if this group is right and the world ends tomorrow.

Keep in mind they said the same thing in 2011.

Hey, not all my predictions are right, either.

I was sure I'd have hair on my head all my life. Not.
  • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
    The "end of the world" is best explained in the inimitable Monty Python way. Get your laughing gear around this . . .


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  • Profile picture of the author Ron Lafuddy
    Originally Posted by joe golfer View Post

    It's time to leave and I have to say goodbye.

    That is, if this group is right and the world ends tomorrow.

    Keep in mind they said the same thing in 2011.

    Hey, not all my predictions are right, either.

    I was sure I'd have hair on my head all my life. Not.
    Never fear, Joe. With Trump in the race for prez., comb-overs are making a big comeback.

    Get started today. In no time, you'll be stylin' with the best of 'em.

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Interesting. What are we all dying of this time?
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    When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
    Beyond the Path

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Worst apocalypse I've ever been through. A complete fizzer.

    The gods had better get their act together or the next one will be cancelled due to poor ratings.
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      I just called the Pan-Infinity Incendiary Ball of Flame Hotline to demand my Apocalypse.

      Guy said they're sendin' out emails to everyone later, along with a coupla free plagues and a download link for Speaking In Tongues For Marketers.

      We're prolly lookin' end of month now, though the guy was keen to stress not Halloween 'cos it was "a sensitive time for the faithful."
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      Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

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    • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      Worst apocalypse I've ever been through. A complete fizzer.

      The gods had better get their act together or the next one will be cancelled due to poor ratings.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      He's still here. We're going to make it! Oh Frabjous Day!
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    The cult members have threatened to blow themselves up with about 100 gallons of stockpiled gasoline if authorities forced them out of what officials described as a cave or bunker near the village of Nikoskoye, about 400 miles southeast of Moscow, regional spokesman Yevgeny Guseynov said.





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