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Superman As A Baby

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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

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      Hey u big softie, it's only a baby.
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        Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

        Hey u big softie, it's only a baby.
        Big Softy used to be my porn name. (Drum roll, rim shot)

        No, I just thought it was a great photo. Wonder Woman feeding a baby. Think of all the great captions that could be written.
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        • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          (Drum roll, rim shot)
          This your last movie?
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          • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
            Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

            This your last movie?
            Probably. If you are a porn star, and go by the name Big Softie...your days are probably numbered.
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            • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
              Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

              Probably. If you are a porn star, and go by the name Big Softie...your days are probably numbered.
              He used to be called "Big Hardie"!


              Funny thing is if superman was a baby he would have pretty much done a double mastectomy on his human mother in no time at all!

              And what happens when he throws a toy, (throws a toy through a couple of walls)?

              But like the last Superman, (well second last) he won't get superpowers til later on!

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              • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
                Way I see it, Superman always looked stoopid, whether he was Clark Kent or Caped Megalomaniacal Underwear Model.

                Wonder Woman got style.

                Like Dr Doom said, "f*ck me, whooze dat crazy gal in the funko shazamwear packin' the zoinksy tiara & lasso combo?"
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

                  Way I see it, Superman always looked stoopid, whether he was Clark Kent or Caped Megalomaniacal Underwear Model.

                  Wonder Woman got style.

                  Like Dr Doom said, "f*ck me, whooze dat crazy gal in the funko shazamwear packin' the zoinksy tiara & lasso combo?"
                  Superman looked stupid? Superman looked stupid?!

                  Heresy! Heresy, I tell you!
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                  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    Superman looked stupid? Superman looked stupid?!
                    @Superman replies to @SoftyClaude's comment:

                    "I have no regrets about saving all those people, but I'm still sore from having my look tailored by bozos. Back in the day, hauling a car over your head was all you needed to get you noticed, but since Wolverine made with the claws and Batman filthed up on all-body mascara, somehow the blue/red pant/cape deal supers out only on risibility. If I could have my time again, I'd roll with an exoskeleton of some kind, maybe goggles. So I've hitched up with a designer in Paris who's going to fit me up with something postmodern tranny. All the blueprints I've seen look great, though we still have to figure a way to prevent the new protuberances burning up as I fly. Personally, I'm excited, and I hope you will be too.
                    Thanks for contributing to HERO4ABUCK, and fly safely.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

                      @Superman replies to @SoftyClaude's comment:

                      "I have no regrets about saving all those people, but I'm still sore from having my look tailored by bozos. Back in the day, hauling a car over your head was all you needed to get you noticed, but since Wolverine made with the claws and Batman filthed up on all-body mascara, somehow the blue/red pant/cape deal supers out only on risibility. If I could have my time again, I'd roll with an exoskeleton of some kind, maybe goggles. So I've hitched up with a designer in Paris who's going to fit me up with something postmodern tranny. All the blueprints I've seen look great, though we still have to figure a way to prevent the new protuberances burning up as I fly. Personally, I'm excited, and I hope you will be too.
                      Thanks for contributing to HERO4ABUCK, and fly safely.
                      That was actually quite beautifully written.
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                      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                        That was actually quite beautifully written.
                        Check in on Thor. Guy is real deep when he quits swingin' that stoopid mallet.
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                    Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

                    Hey hey.

                    Stilla noob at Balestra English, here.

                    Go easy on me, fore'n I faint onya mastaclassurals.

                    *Fuk u talkin' 'bout, Taggo?*
                    LOL, masterclass, far more psychotic videos out there than the tame one l did.

                    Belstra English, nah, just trying to show that l can be as psychotic as the next person!

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          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          Big Softy used to be my porn name.
          I seriously doubt that the word 'big' was ever used unless it referred to your dreams.

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    Gotta do sumthin' when ur not trashin' empty beer cans with yr squidos.
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    As a baby he did not have powers so there was no danger in his mother feeding him (and it certainly was NOT Wonder Woman.)
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

      As a baby he did not have powers so there was no danger in his mother feeding him (and it certainly was NOT Wonder Woman.)
      Wallpaper all hope of irony with yr PHD why dontcha.

      Hey, but if you wanna get serious, this is a DC Universe here, so the rules of comic book heaven are flunked out from the OUTSET.

      (someone gotta run Seasoned out on alla the letters in a single post, kinda like a Best Of CD pseudoacrostic.)

      Way I see it, Wonder Woman ain't spillin' her squidos for no one. That's why she got the ultrazeroporcine bra.

      An' Superman gotta hit on maxo milk before he came super, or how else he gonna figure tekkin' 2nd place to gadget-geeko frickin' Batman in the post-millennial playground of lifto immediacy?

      Gotta figure here who's gonna tame the hulk inya, or throw his rage onya, blanko pagio.

      Supes is a red rag to a bull, however he made it thru.

      Baby gonna suck, gonna pull, 'cos ya gotta when ur small.

      Future ain't immediately obvious to suckers, mebbe none of us, but we all here an' we can't wait out on shit.

      That's the supapowa.
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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

        Wallpaper all hope of irony with yr PHD why dontcha.

        Hey, but if you wanna get serious, this is a DC Universe here, so the rules of comic book heaven are flunked out from the OUTSET.

        (someone gotta run Seasoned out on alla the letters in a single post, kinda like a Best Of CD pseudoacrostic.)

        Way I see it, Wonder Woman ain't spillin' her squidos for no one. That's why she got the ultrazeroporcine bra.

        An' Superman gotta hit on maxo milk before he came super, or how else he gonna figure tekkin' 2nd place to gadget-geeko frickin' Batman in the post-millennial playground of lifto immediacy?

        Gotta figure here who's gonna tame the hulk inya, or throw his rage onya, blanko pagio.

        Supes is a red rag to a bull, however he made it thru.

        Baby gonna suck, gonna pull, 'cos ya gotta when ur small.

        Future ain't immediately obvious to suckers, mebbe none of us, but we all here an' we can't wait out on shit.

        That's the supapowa.

        Yes, we don't really care about the original wonder woman spilling her beans, but this one,.....all l can say is lucky baby!


        Claude is most likely turning this into a full sized poster, and flipping the frame around when his wife walks in?


        You know, Uncle Amus, holding his attempt at cooking the worlds largest dunut on one side,......!


        Yes, superman or baby, would total a crib every night of the week, unless it was steel reforced concrete might last a week?


        Probably turn the suburban area into a restricted zone, every time they changed his nappies?


        Good that they lived on a farm?


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        • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
          Originally Posted by tagiscom View Post

          Yes, we don't really care about the original wonder woman spilling her beans, but this one,.....all l can say is lucky baby!


          Claude is most likely turning this into a full sized poster, and flipping the frame around when his wife walks in?


          You know, Uncle Amus, holding his attempt at cooking the worlds largest dunut on one side,......!


          Yes, superman or baby, would total a crib every night of the week, unless it was steel reforced concrete might last a week?


          Probably turn the suburban area into a restricted zone, every time they changed his nappies?


          Good that they lived on a farm?
          Hey hey.

          Stilla noob at Balestra English, here.

          Go easy on me, fore'n I faint onya mastaclassurals.

          *Fuk u talkin' 'bout, Taggo?*
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