Stress Relief

Weirdest thing about stress is alla the stuff goes on between adrenaline- soaked collisions.

I had an easy day today, bovine, but I'm hangin' on a coupla pre-tossed swingers could drop anytime.

Both at once, an' I'm in trouble.

Can swing the two at a pinch, but not on full power.

I hate it when the future plays dumb on me like this, 'cos I know it's only my mistweaked precog goggles slippin' offa my skull skewin' stuff up weird.

Pedestrian admin klutzed out on downbeat pre-horror reticence like my limbs were primed to fix all problems other than the ones they had in front of 'em they spazzoed out on.

I coulda chilled out more today while I had the chance but I kinda didn't.

But I am in the bath now, an' I do not care about alla that.

I got any stuff I want c/o my tab, I got bubbles, I got stoopid fruito cider, an' Zola Jesus massagin' me all slacko with her luminous vibes.

Weird to think Bohemia is here thanks to a buncha geeks in Silicon Valley, but there ya go.

Without 'em, I am layin' all twisted on a sofa with a face like an abused mule.

Saved from torment by post-millennial tech an' a squirt of mandarin squeezo, I can commune with the universe while my brain floats away on a smile, an' I am fully prepared to stay here till my skin goes all microwaved condom and paramedics gotta pull me out shrunk to half my normal size.

et voila!

Figure I've solved this thread's vexin' conundrum an' I hereby claim my Ben & Jerry's maxo tub.

You rang?

To the newb. I wasn't going to answer this question because it is asked here at least once a week. However, after I've seen the responses you've received thus far, I decided to cut you a break. So as a welcoming gift, I want to introduce you to the forum's search function up on the red line at the top of this thread. Go to your right hand side and look to the third link. It reads "search". Once you click it, a search option box will appear and you can type your keywords in there.

For stress relief, I'll toss out just one option. The mind is a mighty powerful thing, so use it. Close your eyes and imagine yourself in your favorite place. In your mind's eye, see it, feel it, smell it, etc. Be sure to use all of your senses. Stay there til you are completely relaxed, then open your eyes and return to the real word and if you did the exercise correctly, you should feel less stressed.

Shane,

As to the the toilet humor, more explicitly, the "wee" references, I've heard that men who constantly yak about it, lack about it, if you know what I mean.


Terra