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Well that narrows it down...

by Kurt
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I watched the local weather report yesterday on the news and the weather guy tells us that there is a good chance of snow on Monday.


He said it could be anywhere between 2" and 24".


Thanks for being so specific....
  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Is he talkin' fall depth or flake girth?

    Gotta be specific.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    I like when the TV weather guy says there's a 50% chance of rain.

    Thanks, I'll wear one rain boot just in case...
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    • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      I like when the TV weather guy says there's a 50% chance of rain.

      Thanks, I'll wear one rain boot just in case...
      Isn't there always a 50% chance of rain? lol.
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by yukon View Post

    I like when the TV weather guy says there's a 50% chance of rain.

    Thanks, I'll wear one rain boot just in case...
    They could always just make that 100% one way or the other, by simply looking out a window.


    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    I watched the local weather report yesterday on the news and the weather guy tells us that there is a good chance of snow on Monday.


    He said it could be anywhere between 2" and 24".


    Thanks for being so specific....
    Kurt;

    They say between 2-24 inches because it's 24 inches of snow...while it's still falling, and only 2 inches after you step on it. And only one inch of snow, after it melts.

    Didn't your parents never teach you nothing?


    Added later;

    When I read that Kurt wrote a Thread titled; Well that narrows it down..., my very first thought was reading "Forum Member Who Wants Kurt Dead, Sends Anonymous Threat"

    And then we would all respond, "Well, that narrows it down..."
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    • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      They could always just make that 100% one way or the other, by simply looking out a window.



      Kurt;

      They say between 2-24 inches because it's 24 inches of snow...while it's still falling, and only 2 inches after you step on it. And only one inch of snow, after it melts.

      Didn't your parents never teach you nothing?


      Added later;

      When I read that Kurt wrote a Thread titled; Well that narrows it down..., my very first thought was reading "Forum Member Who Wants Kurt Dead, Sends Anonymous Threat"

      And then we would all respond, "Well, that narrows it down..."
      Kurt sent me a transcript of the anonymous death threat that was anonymously sent to him..

      "Hi Kurt

      It's me, Claude, Claude Whitacre of Wooster Ohio

      I want you dead, I'm fed up with your cruel jibes. I'm going to get an automatic pistol, hunt you down and empty it into your skull and just to be sure, I will stamp on your head. Yes, I, Claude Whitacre will do this on November 27th 2015.

      Don't pass this onto the police, they will not believe you. They will not come to the Sweeper Store and arrest me afterwards, even though their will be powder burns on my hands and ballistics will match the gun to the bullets. I will get away with this and be Scot free.

      Sincerely yours

      Claude Whitacre."

      I told him I had my suspicions but nothing concrete yet.
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        Kurt sent me a transcript of the anonymous death threat that was anonymously sent to him..

        "Hi Kurt

        It's me, Claude, Claude Whitacre of Wooster Ohio

        I want you dead, I'm fed up with your cruel jibes. I'm going to get an automatic pistol, hunt you down and empty it into your skull and just to be sure, I will stamp on your head. Yes, I, Claude Whitacre will do this on November 27th 2015.

        Don't pass this onto the police, they will not believe you. They will not come to the Sweeper Store and arrest me afterwards, even though their will be powder burns on my hands and ballistics will match the gun to the bullets. I will get away with this and be Scot free.

        Sincerely yours

        Claude Whitacre."

        I told him I had my suspicions but nothing concrete yet.
        That sounds pretty serious. Any idea who sent it?
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        • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          That sounds pretty serious. Any idea who sent it?
          I sent it to a forensics lab to see if there is any commonality in writing styles on this forum. They just emailed me to say there was a 95 percent match with someone called Dan Riffle.
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        • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          That sounds pretty serious. Any idea who sent it?
          I heard it was a semi-feral cat that hangs out in an alley behind a vacuum store.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by lanfear63 View Post

        Kurt sent me a transcript of the anonymous death threat that was anonymously sent to him..

        "Hi Kurt

        It's me, Claude, Claude Whitacre of Wooster Ohio

        I want you dead, I'm fed up with your cruel jibes. I'm going to get an automatic pistol, hunt you down and empty it into your skull and just to be sure, I will stamp on your head. Yes, I, Claude Whitacre will do this on November 27th 2015.

        Don't pass this onto the police, they will not believe you. They will not come to the Sweeper Store and arrest me afterwards, even though their will be powder burns on my hands and ballistics will match the gun to the bullets. I will get away with this and be Scot free.

        Sincerely yours

        Claude Whitacre."

        I told him I had my suspicions but nothing concrete yet.
        I suspected you might tell Kurt, so I was wearing a wire, when you told me you would be quiet about it. When I get out of prison, I am sooooo going to sue you.
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  • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
    Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

    I watched the local weather report yesterday on the news and the weather guy tells us that there is a good chance of snow on Monday.


    He said it could be anywhere between 2" and 24".


    Thanks for being so specific....
    Yes, same crap here, their weather reports change constantly, and are usually wrong?

    Sounds like a ploy to gain more attention or viewer money, by saying all hell will break loss, or throw in a shower, when all we get is 3 blobs of water?

    I will stay with online, avoids the "buy my s*** crowd"!

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    • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      Is he talkin' fall depth or flake girth?

      Gotta be specific.
      Gosh, that might be beautiful actually. Giant 2 foot wide flakes coming down from the sky like umbrellas. But only if it's a few flakes at a time. A massive white wall of them might not be so pretty.
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      • Profile picture of the author Cali16
        I gotta hand it to you, Princess Balestra.

        You're probably the only person in the history of mankind to ever use the words "flake" and "girth" together!
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        • Profile picture of the author yukon
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          Originally Posted by Cali16 View Post

          I gotta hand it to you, Princess Balestra.

          You're probably the only person in the history of mankind to ever use the words "flake" and "girth" together!
          That's how Claude is measured for a hat (flake girth).
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        • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
          Originally Posted by Cali16 View Post

          I gotta hand it to you, Princess Balestra.

          You're probably the only person in the history of mankind to ever use the words "flake" and "girth" together!
          Yeah, I was decompressin' after a filthy interlude there.
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