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Can someone help me?

by joe golfer
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I need some help deciding which of these outfits to wear for the holidays - reindeers, snowmen or something else.



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Thank you.
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    I like the blue one.

    I wonder if the model ever found out what they photoshopped onto him in the above pictures? (I suspect he simply poses once in a few standard poses, and then everything gets painted on top of that.)
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  • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
    Originally Posted by joe golfer View Post

    I need some help deciding which of these outfits to wear for the holidays - reindeers, snowmen or something else.



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    Thank you.
    I like the blue one. That way, the police can identify my body as male, after my wife kills me, and tries to make it look like an accident.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kurt
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      I like the blue one. That way, the police can identify my body as male, after my wife kills me, and tries to make it look like an accident.
      Good idea for you to wear blue, as there's no other possible way to ID your body as "male".


      Another good idea is your wife killing you. If she needs an alibi all she has to do is ask.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

        Good idea for you to wear blue, as there's no other possible way to ID your body as "male".


        Another good idea is your wife killing you. If she needs an alibi all she has to do is ask.

        She knows better than to ask you for a favor. Every time a woman asks you for a favor, your price always involves barbed wire condoms.

        Although, I have heard a couple women say, "The barbed wire was painful, but it kept our minds off his face".

        And for that, they were thankful.
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    Careful, If you get the suit on the right someone might try to open a package.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Careful, If you get the suit on the right someone might try to open a package.
      I'll take that package in the picture.

      Is the man included?
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    It doesn't really matter. You'll look just as silly in any of them.
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  • Profile picture of the author yukon
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    Buy one of those Matthew Lesko question mark suits.





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    • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
      #3 - the "touch me twice, naughty or nice"
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    • Profile picture of the author joe golfer
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Buy one of those Matthew Lesko question mark suits.

      Matthew Lesko Commercial (1998) - YouTube
      Nice! I immediately thought of Lesko the first time I saw these holiday suits.
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      • Profile picture of the author Cali16
        I'm with Jill on this one.

        Definitely #3 - the "touch me twice naughty or nice Christmas suit"

        (How could you possibly go wrong with a suit like that...?)
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        • Profile picture of the author Cali16
          Here's another option for you, Joe - the Candy Cane Adult Costume Business Suit:
          Available on eBay for just $53.99!!

          (Sorry, the festive red fedora isn't included...)
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

          I'll take that package in the picture.

          Is the man included?

          Originally Posted by Cali16 View Post

          I'm with Jill on this one.

          Definitely #3 - the "touch me twice naughty or nice Christmas suit"

          (How could you possibly go wrong with a suit like that...?)
          Hey! Hey!! You ladies aren't living up to my skewed image I have of you as celibate Nuns.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Hey! Hey!! You ladies aren't living up to my skewed image I have of you as celibate Nuns.
            "Celibate Nuns" of course, being one of your most celebrated skin flicks. You really nailed the character of "Filthy Habit", the dirty minded Monk.
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    • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
      Originally Posted by yukon View Post

      Buy one of those Matthew Lesko question mark suits.
      I've met him. He's just like that in real life, too. I think I asked him how many of those suits he owns, but I forget what he answered.
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      • Profile picture of the author yukon
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        Originally Posted by David Beroff View Post

        I've met him. He's just like that in real life, too. I think I asked him how many of those suits he owns, but I forget what he answered.

        He has a channel on Youtube, I've watched a few videos. I think he keeps posting the same videos over & over, or they're all very similar to each other. The puppet is confusing.





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        • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
          Originally Posted by yukon View Post

          The puppet is confusing.
          Which one is the puppet?
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            Originally Posted by David Beroff View Post

            Which one is the puppet?

            The one with false teeth.
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    Originally Posted by joe golfer View Post

    I need some help deciding which of these outfits to wear for the holidays - reindeers, snowmen or something else.
    something else...
    Wait when they come up with suit call: Putz



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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    The blue one is so...parallel universe Mafia.
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      I would only wear that as a dare, and for a million at least!

      If you have bought one of those, burn it!

      BURN IT NOW!!!!


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      • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Hey! Hey!! You ladies aren't living up to my skewed image I have of you as celibate Nuns.
        You may not be far off with that comment....


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        • Profile picture of the author David Beroff
          Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

          You may not be far off with that comment....
          Go on....
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          • Profile picture of the author Kay King
            Jill -


            I don't go to those parties - and I don't wear ugly sweaters....




            I do know a couple men who would have fun with those suits, though....and their personalities would make the suits work, too.
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    Originally Posted by joe golfer View Post

    I need some help deciding which of these outfits to wear for the holidays - reindeers, snowmen or something else.



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    Thank you.
    Claude wants to know if there's any in his size, XX Round?
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  • Profile picture of the author flowersmumbai
    According to me second one is best in all of them..
    its looking best and looking professional .. you can use second one apparel for your holidays wear .. thanks
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Mr Golfer - Sir - With all due respect....


      If those are your apparel choices for a holiday party, I'd suggest staying home might be the better option...just sayin'....
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      • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Mr Golfer - Sir - With all due respect....


        If those are your apparel choices for a holiday party, I'd suggest staying home might be the better option...just sayin'....
        Kay, you have to remember that the "ugly sweater xmas parties" are all the rage!

        OP is stepping it up a notch with the suit.

        Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Ideas and Information

        Keep up with the times Kay!
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    The third one looks good.
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    • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      Jill -


      I don't go to those parties - and I don't wear ugly sweaters....
      Well, I think we are making some progress here Kay. Admission is the first step to realizing the problem.

      Would you wear an ugly sweater if I knitted you one personally?
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      • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
        Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

        Well, I think we are making some progress here Kay. Admission is the first step to realizing the problem.

        Would you wear an ugly sweater if I knitted you one personally?
        Fashion Police here. We are tracking your IP and will be paying you a visit shortly.
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  • Profile picture of the author marketingfreak
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    I think in my view the 2nd one in blue is best because it's the color that is attracted by ladies... it's the decent color and it suits you......... now its up to you.. you can wear any one of them because every eye has it's own charm and every mind has it's own decision..... you can not satisfy every one at the same time.... so forget people and satisfy your own mind and people will embrace you...... i hope you got the answer..
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    Naaa, think I'd choose the one on the far right!
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    The blue one is nice
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    • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
      Hey Joe, if you settle for the blue number, there's a shirt in this post gonna match kinda dinky:

      GMO Salmon

      Now all u gotta figure r the accessories.
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