BLACK Friday is coming! What are the things you buying?

ChrisBa

10 years ago

Originally Posted by SmartTim

BLACK Friday is coming! What are the things you buying? What tools and services?

Also, are there any good deals available now? Please share here!

I'm probably not going to buy anything, I'm hoping to just sit back and make money on this day

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Brent Stangel

10 years ago

What are the things you buying?

Knives!

Also, are there any good deals available now?

Just posted it in another thread:

http://www.warriorforum.com/main-int...l#post10395863

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10 years ago

Just hosting.

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salegurus

10 years ago

This thread does not belong in the Main Forum Tim.... You should post these in the OT forum...

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Kurt

10 years ago

A pallet of industrial strength Claude repellant.

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Claude Whitacre 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

A pallet of industrial strength Claude repellant.

Just talk. You can call that "Universal person repellent".
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- Kurt 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Just talk. You can call that "Universal person repellent".
  
  That's to repel people, like you use in your Sweeper Store. In other words, you are the ultimate person repellent. Claude repellant repels YOU. Big difference.
  
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Princess Balestra

10 years ago

Problem with some repellents is they repel so good the thing ya wanna be rid of appears behind ya.

Technical term for this is "circumference doom".

Take that how ya wanna.

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whateverpedia

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

"circumference doom"

That was the title of Claude's biggest selling gay porn movie.

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Kurt 10 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

That was the title of Claude's biggest selling gay porn movie.

Only because Claude bought both copies.
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- Claude Whitacre 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Kurt
  
  Only because Claude bought both copies.
  
  Only because you ordered both copies from me, and I had to fulfill.
  
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  whateverpedia 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  I had to fulfill.
  
  The title of Claude's second biggest selling "movie".
  
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  lanfear63 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  The title of Claude's second biggest selling "movie".
  
  It was set in the Amazon.
  
  Anyone who gets that wins a whole day off from posting
  
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  Claude Whitacre 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  It was set in the Amazon.
  
  Anyone who gets that wins a whole day off from posting
  
  Of course, I get it.
  
  Um...but for the other guys, could you explain it?
  
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  lanfear63 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Of course, I get it.
  
  Um...but for the other guys, could you explain it?
  
  "I had to fulfill"
  
  It's what people do all day at Amazon.
  
  No winners today, carry on posting
  
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  Claude Whitacre 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  "I had to fulfill"
  
  It's what people do all day at Amazon.
  
  No winners today, carry on posting
  
  When you said,"No winners today", I have to agree. That joke's payoff doesn't make anyone feel like a winner.
  
  "Sprinkles are for winners."- Flo.
  
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  lanfear63 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  When you said,"No winners today", I have to agree. That joke's payoff doesn't make anyone feel like a winner.
  
  "Sprinkles are for winners."- Flo.
  
  Not one of Kurt's best I grant you but was intended as cryptic to see if anyone would make the obscure association.
  
  "Kurt's Best" incidentally is now showing on the Hustler Channel (At 3am)
  
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  Kurt 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Only because you ordered both copies from me, and I had to fulfill.
  
  Again, you're confused. That certified letter was a court order, not a Kurt order.
  
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Dan Riffle 10 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

That was the title of Claude's biggest selling porn movie.

Fixed.

"Gay" is implied by "Claude."

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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- Claude Whitacre 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dan Riffle
  
  Fixed.
  
  "Gay" is implied by "Claude."
  
  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  
  Yes, I remember the last time you were here. You said, "There is nothing wrong with being gay"....but you were crying as you said it.
  
  Sincerely,
  Circumference Doom.
  
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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

That was the title of Claude's biggest selling gay porn movie.

I actually have a new book coming out in a few weeks;
Circumference Of Doom: My Life In Chubby Porn.

And I'm naming names!

Let's just see NASA try to keep a lid on that!

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bizgrower

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I actually have a new book coming out in a few weeks;
Circumference Of Doom: My Life In Chubby Porn.

And I'm naming names!

Let's just see NASA try to keep a lid on that!

NASA won't, but they will get the media to say "Anonymous" is the source.

Carry on now. I'm continuing my day off from posting because I won some
damn contest.

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Theokzds 10 years ago

I really need a new laptop..
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- Claude Whitacre 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Theokzds
  
  I really need a new laptop..
  
  My computer doesn't work either.
  
  I mailed this post in. It's much too slow.
  
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  Dan Riffle 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  My computer doesn't work either.
  
  I mailed this post in. It's much too slow.
  
  From the content of your posts, I always assumed you just phoned them in.
  
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  tagiscom 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  My computer doesn't work either.
  
  I mailed this post in. It's much too slow.
  
  Gee, another one, l was thinking about a new, faster Laptop?
  
  But, my evil white cat, ate my current one, l posted this just before munching, or it could have been a terrier with a Laptop fetish?
  
  Anyway my Laptop is gone, barrrrrraaa, any donations, (mods read below text)??????
  
  You can donate in the usual PP way, or the other way of the brown paper envelope under the Crown Casino toilet door?
  
  Sniff!
  
  Here is proof that, not even NASA would knock? Well, especially after l donated to their, "Mars is Read, the sky is Not blue, blah, blah" fund!
  
  Evil, kitt,....l mean, naughty Dr evil Kitty!
  
  It is the same cat l promise, just the lighting?
  
  Still the same cat, she just ate too many cinnamon donuts?
  
  laptop destroyed, evil....kitty.
  
  Brrrrrrrrr!
  
  PS to mods and newbies this is total crap, but if l did own a cat, l am sure this is what she would do?
  
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yukon Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

That was the title of Claude's biggest selling gay porn movie.

He sold 4 copies in Yemen & had 3 refunds.
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- Princess Balestra 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by yukon
  
  He sold 4 copies in Yemen & had 3 refunds.
  
  An' the camel is in the mail.
  
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10 years ago

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whateverpedia 10 years ago

Originally Posted by littlesteve

Some watches of maechel kors

With one of those you'll always know when it's half past nine.
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bryan2015

10 years ago

You can buy upholstered furniture online for your home and other outdoor furniture for your home and garden decor.

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whateverpedia 10 years ago

Originally Posted by bryan2015

You can buy upholstered furniture online for your home and other outdoor furniture for your home and garden decor.

What if I want to buy downholstered furniture?
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- Princess Balestra 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  What if I want to buy downholstered furniture?
  
  I wanna eagletfeather recliner.
  
  NOW!
  
  Afterthought: mebbe this is cruel to eaglets, unless they are dyin' of sumthin' else an' we harvest the pelts. So I figure on settlin' for mock eagletfeather. All we gotta do now is fix up the mock eagle breedin' farm.
  
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Kherk Roldan

10 years ago

I'll be buying IThemes Security Pro.

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agc

10 years ago

Originally Posted by SmartTim

BLACK Friday is coming! What are the things you buying? What tools and services?

Also, are there any good deals available now? Please share here!

I already bought my new toys.

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tanjir niller

10 years ago

A XBOX ONE CONTROLLER

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

I eyeing a 70" Sony XBR 4K LED TV. Breaks down to $100 per inch. lol

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Princess Balestra

10 years ago

I was gonna say lEDerhosen for a joke, but if u Google it, Bargainsville is so awash with leathery discounts I would look like a chump.

Apart from clothes an' mebbe a new laptop there ain't much I want right now so I may jus' stock up for Christmas.

I am beyond Googlin' musical gimp trunk 'cos my TV looks ok on a regular stand, an' I am spiritually opposed to bean bags, even if they have Matt Damon on 'em & only cost $1.

Guess it's jus' a case of sittin' down 1st thing Friday in my gifto goggles an' wadin' past all the cacti and aquarium accessories till I hit on sumthin' I fancy.

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tagiscom

10 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

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Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

"circumference doom"

That was the title of Claude's biggest selling gay porn movie.

Arr, now the dirty talk??????

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I actually have a new book coming out in a few weeks;
Circumference Of Doom: My Life In Chubby Porn.

And I'm naming names!

Let's just see NASA try to keep a lid on that!

I am not looking for that, not, not, not!

What am l going to be doing on black friday, looking up what it is?

Riots or a nasty fire are my best guesses?

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Jack Gordon

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

$100 per inch. lol

Turns out, "$100 per inch, lol" is Claude's 3rd biggest gay porn title.

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BigFrank

Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Jack Gordon

Turns out, "$100 per inch, lol" is Claude's 3rd biggest gay porn title.

The good news is, the final bill never exceeds $75.

Cheers. - Frank

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whateverpedia

10 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

The good news is, the final bill never exceeds $75.

Cheers. - Frank

I've heard you'd get change from $1

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lanfear63

10 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

I've heard you'd get change from $1

I'm surprised Claude has not come here to put in his 50 cents

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Jack Gordon

Turns out, "$100 per inch, lol" is Claude's 3rd biggest gay porn title.

Originally Posted by BigFrank

The good news is, the final bill never exceeds $75.

Cheers. - Frank

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I've heard you'd get change from $1

Originally Posted by lanfear63

I'm surprised Claude has not come here to put in his 50 cents

I'm flattered that you guys are fascinated by my junk.

But I lost mine in a 2007 industrial Realdoll accident. It was while I was filming Circumference of Doom.

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lanfear63

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I'm flattered that you guys are fascinated by my junk.

But I lost mine in a 2007 industrial Realdoll accident. It was while I was filming Circumference of Doom.

"I'm flattered that you guys are fascinated by my junk"

No, we were not talking about what you sell in your store.

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Jack Gordon

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I'm flattered that you guys are fascinated by my junk.

But I lost mine in a 2007 industrial Realdoll accident. It was while I was filming Circumference of Doom.

Incidentally, the term "junk" came into existence specifically to describe what people were trying to make sense of in Circumference of Doom.

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sbucciarel

Banned 10 years ago

I would rather poke my eyes out than go out on Black Friday, or Thanksgiving or the entire weekend after Thanksgiving to shop for anything. I never have after one horrible excursion into that madness and never will again.

... and no, buying some crappy IM products is also not on my agenda.

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agc 10 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

... and no, buying some crappy IM products is also not on my agenda.

But... But.... But how will you get your free money then?
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discrat

10 years ago

Originally Posted by SmartTim

BLACK Friday is coming! What are the things you buying? What tools and services?

Also, are there any good deals available now? Please share here!

Honestly, Iam just not a "things" person. Never have been. Never will be. It's not how I'm wired.

I will never understand how people get a true rush in going out and buying things. It just escapes my comprehension how this makes people joyous.

My wife loves too do this as many women do. Thank God I was not predisposed to such a illogical way to live.

I do have one weakness . I love to splurge on creating memories..i.e trips, vacation, out to eat etc..etc..

But I will skip on the 60 inch TV. It just doesn't get my juices going

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BigFrank Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

But I will skip on the 60 inch TV. It just doesn't get my juices going

Agreed. My juices don't even begin to flow at anything under 70". :-)

You only live once and you can't take it with you. Simply doing my bit for the American economy! lol

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TrumpiaTim

10 years ago

In the market for a Macbook Pro, need a new personal laptop.

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