GMO Salmon

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ThomM

11 years ago

Salmon is one of the very few foods I can't swallow. I mean that literally as in as soon as it's in my mouth my gag reflex kicks in.
So unless they modified it to taste like bacon I'll pass.

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tagiscom 11 years ago

No, this is a special salmon, that is programmed to turn into an evil squid within hours of consuming!

As for the rest, let's just say don't eat a meal with a small group of people!

Not unless you glad wrap everything and have a gun on standby?
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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

Salmon .... I can't swallow. ......as soon as it's in my mouth my gag reflex kicks in.

We get it. I'll call Mister Rushdie, and tell him the evening is cancelled.

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TimPhelan 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

We get it. I'll call Mister Rushdie, and tell him the evening is cancelled.

Lanfear influenced no doubt, and not bad. Lol I was trying to think of a response to Thom's post. I was thinking they could cross the salmon with a sperm whale or a Dick fill-in-last-name to make it swallow able.
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- positivenegative 11 years ago
  
  My mate has been eating GMO fish for years.
  
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  tagiscom 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by positivenegative
  
  My mate has been eating GMO fish for years.
  
  I find that hard to swallow!
  
  Smells fishy to me.
  
  Ok, that's it!
  
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  Princess Balestra 11 years ago
  
  Smoked salmon is so fun for April Fool Ugh Ugh Lookit me — I got radioactive poisonin' kinda tricks.
  
  Ranks way higher than fake blood an' is easier to source than Fargo-style body parts.
  
  Plus, when you peel it offa yr arm you can lidderully lick your own wounds.
  
  I tried it on my face one time but it wouldn't stay on without a beret pulled way down, an' I did not look convincin'.
  
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ThomM

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

We get it. I'll call Mister Rushdie, and tell him the evening is cancelled.

When I was typing my post I thought, Frank or Claude will have some fun with this one

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lanfear63 11 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

When I was typing my post I thought, Frank or Claude will have some fun with this one

Then The League Of Psychic Super Heroes wants to hear from you.
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BigFrank

Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

When I was typing my post I thought, Frank or Claude will have some fun with this one

Being mentioned in the same sentence as Claude? Thanks Thom - for nothing! :-(

Cheers. - Frank

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Claude Whitacre 11 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Being mentioned in the same sentence as Claude? Thanks Thom - for nothing! :-(

Cheers. - Frank

Oh Yeah?! Well, you got mentioned first. You always come before I do.

You never consider my needs.
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- BigFrank Banned 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  Oh Yeah?! Well, you got mentioned first. You always come before I do.
  
  I come before everyone. (Have fun. It's a gift to amuse the kindergartners!)
  
  You never consider my needs.
  
  Your nothing but a big sack o' needs! Too much for any one person to ever consider. Life is short.
  
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Frank Donovan

11 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

Being mentioned in the same sentence as Claude? Thanks Thom - for nothing! :-(

You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you.

The other Frank

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BigFrank

Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Frank Donovan

You're so vain, you probably think this post is about you. The other Frank.

Your consistent display of reasonable intellect would never allow you to be the 'Frank' mentioned in any sentence with the word Claude in it. :-)

Cheers. - Frank

P.S. Besides, I'm too incredibly perfect to ever show any vanity..

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by BigFrank

P.S. Besides, I'm too incredibly perfect to ever show any vanity..

The only part of you that was close to perfect, disappeared when you were circumcised.

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Princess Balestra

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

The only part of you that was close to perfect, disappeared when you were circumcised.

Gotta wonder what happens to alla those ringos.

Prolly they get binned, or guys keep 'em to mount on the wall, but I figure they got potential to become a high end luxury.

Plenty of tennis players could use novelty hair bands, even Rafael Nadal.

An' u gotta keep peas still on yr plate somehow when ur slicin' thru steak.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Gotta wonder what happens to alla those ringos.

Over the years, they were all thrown in the same dumpster. One day lightening struck the dumpster, and they came to life as one huge, flesh colored, evil monster.

We named it Kurt. It also explains why he acts like a big d!ck.

It was the basis of a Doctor Seuss book for kids. The Snizzling Snurt Named Kurt.

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Princess Balestra

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

We named it Kurt. It also explains why he acts like a big d!ck.

To the untrained eye, there is so much cruel inhumanity here.

But I know a buddy movie scenario when I see one.

The two guys who live up on the hill, the guys no one quite understands.

They been pals for life, like faithful beagles, an' when one weeps, the other beams back a reassurin'' smile.

They break open one another's boiled eggs, share socks an' slippers for a treat every Sunday, an' when night falls, the goodnight rituals of their endearin' rapport keep them up till 3 - but they do not care.

I am fillin' up here, it is so touchin'.

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Jill Carpenter

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

I am fillin' up here, it is so touchin'.

I'll confess, my eyes are watering....

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whateverpedia

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter

I'll confess, my eyes are watering....

My barf bag is overflowing.

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positivenegative

11 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

My barf bag is overflowing.

This should help you. And only one previous owner.

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tagiscom

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Gotta wonder what happens to alla those ringos.

Prolly they get binned, or guys keep 'em to mount on the wall, but I figure they got potential to become a high end luxury.

Plenty of tennis players could use novelty hair bands, even Rafael Nadal.

An' u gotta keep peas still on yr plate somehow when ur slicin' thru steak.

Gee Princess, they end up where every other medically, healthy body part ends up.....

But if you go to England, steer well clear of the Spotted Dick?

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Princess Balestra 11 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

But if you go to England, steer well clear of the Spotted Dick?

U got a cheat sheet I could follow?
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- tagiscom 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  U got a cheat sheet I could follow?
  
  Yes, avoid this one as well,.....not sure if it is harvested from the worlds plankton?
  
  And this as well,.....the "may contain traces of human" small writing on the back gave this one away.
  
  This kitty has the right idea?
  
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David Beroff 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Gotta wonder what happens to alla those ringos.

In Philadelphia, they're carefully sewn into handsome wallets.

And if you rub them just right, they turn into carry-on luggage.
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- Princess Balestra 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by David Beroff
  
  In Philadelphia, they're carefully sewn into handsome wallets.
  
  And if you rub them just right, they turn into carry-on luggage.
  
  Sounds like those guys wipe the floor with the opposition.
  
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BigFrank Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

The only part of you that was close to perfect, disappeared when you were circumcised.

Cough it up!

Cheers. - Frank
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whateverpedia

11 years ago

So who exactly has created this Frankenfish? Monsanto? NASA?

Come to think of it, has anyone seen Monsanto and NASA in the same room at the same time?

Now there's something to think about.

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sbucciarel

Banned 11 years ago

... and they don't have to label it GMO, which means that I likely will just not eat Salmon that is not labeled Non GMO.

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HeySal

11 years ago

Since I can't eat fish, this isn't a worry to me - other than what might happen if it gets out into the wild. There's no way to know how it will or won't fit into nature without causing problems.

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sbucciarel

Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Since I can't eat fish, this isn't a worry to me - other than what might happen if it gets out into the wild. There's no way to know how it will or won't fit into nature without causing problems.

The FDA said the salmon will be allowed to be raised only in land-based, contained hatchery tanks at two facilities in Canada and Panama, and that other facilities in the US or elsewhere cannot breed or raise the salmon for human consumption. Those restrictions limit the amount of food the company can produce.

The agency said there are multiple and redundant levels of physical barriers; in the facilities to prevent the escape of fish. The fish would be bred to be female and sterile, so if any did escape, they should not be able to breed.

Whole Foods, Krogers and Trader Joe's won't carry it. Personally, I won't buy a fish that doesn't say "wild caught" on the package.

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BigFrank Banned 11 years ago

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Personally, I won't buy a fish that doesn't say "wild caught" on the package.

That's great, until there's no such thing as 'wild caught' to be found. :-(

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- sbucciarel Banned 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by BigFrank
  
  That's great, until there's no such thing as 'wild caught' to be found. :-(
  
  Cheers. - Frank
  
  I fish ... I'll catch my own. They're not going extinct in my lifetime. Alaska wild caught salmon isn't going anywhere either in my lifetime.
  
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  BigFrank Banned 11 years ago
  
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  I fish ... I'll catch my own.
  
  So do I, but M80's are getting harder to find the stripers at the Jersey shore. :-)
  
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Princess Balestra

11 years ago

Hey Taggo, that first one is soap.

If I'm gonna foam at the mouth, gotta be 'cos I'm crazy, not stoopid.

(Though I am stoopid, it is true.)

Great thing about the Lays is you got no sense of scale from the illo.

Could be anythin' in there, like mebbe a buncha freeze-dried superstuds.

So when the truck pulls up outside the little ol' lady's house round the corner and dumps a huge container on her driveway, u gotta figure your faucets gonna run feeble for a few days.

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tagiscom

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Hey Taggo, that first one is soap.

If I'm gonna foam at the mouth, gotta be 'cos I'm crazy, not stoopid.

Soap, nah, "Your'e tastier, than you think you are" is a bit of a giveway for that one!

(Though I am stoopid, it is true.)

Great thing about the Lays is you got no sense of scale from the illo.

Could be anythin' in there, like mebbe a buncha freeze-dried superstuds.

No, Soylent green chips is my guess?

Stupid, nonsense there are far dumber members here!

So when the truck pulls up outside the little ol' lady's house round the corner and dumps a huge container on her driveway, u gotta figure your faucets gonna run feeble for a few days.

Arrmm, might need an interpreter for that one?

But, look at these kittens, they have a Soylent green diet and it hasn't affected them?

Although l wouldn't let this guy near any kittens?

This could even solve the energy crisis?

Maybe CEO's of GMO's could use this one? Or Phar, company's' their evil quotient is high enough?

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