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Mr Ugly Contest Winner Was 'Too Handsome'

by positivenegative
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Who do you think would win an OTF allcomers, 'ugly' competition, and why?

Zimbabwe's Mr Ugly contest winner 'too handsome' - BBC News
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    • Profile picture of the author positivenegative
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Before anyone comments..... I just want you to know...I bought a gun.
      All roads don't necessarily lead to the Ohio Sweeper Store as far as the OTF 'Ugly' competition is concerned . . . although it's entirely possible several road diversions were created to there by those in the know. I'm phoning my bookmaker now
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Before anyone comments..... I just want you to know...I bought a gun.
      Damn! I was gong to vote for Kurt, but since you're threatening to shoot anyone who doesn't vote for you, then I cast my ballot for Claude.

      BTW Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased that I voted for you?
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      • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Famn! I was gong to vote for Kurt, but since you're threatening to shoot anyone who doesn't vote for you, then I cast my ballot for Claude.
        Now there's a word you don't see every day.
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        • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
          Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

          Now there's a word you don't see every day.
          Famn straight you don't.

          Is it too late to change my vote to Dennis Gaskill?
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          • Profile picture of the author Cali16
            Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

            Famn straight you don't.

            Is it too late to change my vote to Dennis Gaskill?
            Just tell him to duck off...!
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        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Famn! I was gong to vote for Kurt, but since you're threatening to shoot anyone who doesn't vote for you, then I cast my ballot for Claude.

        BTW Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased that I voted for you?
        Claude wants to win so he can afford to sue the plastic surgeon who did this to him.

        I just want you to know...I bought a bullet proof jacket.
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      • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
        Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

        Damn! I was gong to vote for Kurt, but since you're threatening to shoot anyone who doesn't vote for you, then I cast my ballot for Claude.

        BTW Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased that I voted for you?
        It's a squirt gun.

        Which reminds me of another thread......
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        • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
          Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

          It's a squirt gun.

          Which reminds me of another thread......

          Little Squirt, early on in your career, but later on, it was upgraded to Almost Little Squirt!



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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Before anyone comments..... I just want you to know...I bought a gun.



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      • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

        Before anyone comments..... I just want you to know...I bought a gun.
        Gee, Claude you don't look that bad?

        I am sure that the 10 broken mirrors were due to a mini earthquake?


        Originally Posted by linda dropshipping View Post

        Each person's aesthetic standards are not the same, beauty heart is the most important
        True, ugly people tell me that all the time?

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      Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

      Before anyone comments..... I just want you to know...I bought a gun.
      Relax. No one will ever accuse you of being "too handsome".
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    Each person's aesthetic standards are not the same, beauty heart is the most important
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    to be a better girl.

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