Dear Santa ... or Have You Been Naughty or Nice?

Hate to break it to everyone but Santa ain't real!

Even NASA has my back on this one, at least on a good day?

Unless Doctor WHo is right, then it is a weird, evil alien, with a red color fetish!

But, l suppose that is true for anything on that show,...oh, wait they are usually slimey and want to take over the world, or at least England?

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Princess Balestra

10 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Unless Doctor WHo is right, then it is a weird, evil alien, with a red color fetish!

But, l suppose that is true for anything on that show,...oh, wait they are usually limeys and want to take over the world, or at least England?

Gonna have a color fetish, I guess it's gotta be red or black, not that it makes any difference if ur blindfolded.

Meanwhile: fixed.

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sbucciarel Banned 10 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hate to break it to everyone but Santa ain't real!

Blasphemy
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bizgrower

10 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hate to break it to everyone but Santa ain't real!

Even NASA has my back on this one, at least on a good day?

Unless Doctor WHo is right, then it is a weird, evil alien, with a red color fetish!

But, l suppose that is true for anything on that show,...oh, wait they are usually slimey and want to take over the world, or at least England?

But, but, but...the US Air Force tracks Santa every year. He must be real.

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tagiscom 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Gonna have a color fetish, I guess it's gotta be red or black, not that it makes any difference if ur blindfolded.

Meanwhile: fixed.

Yes, l hope that he can be trusted? With all of that cookie and Brandy left out for him, l would be worried if you were on his last leg of his run?

Originally Posted by sbucciarel

Blasphemy

He see's you when you are sleeping, etc. Scary, definitely have him on stalking charges?

I would check his computer at the north pole as well? With all of those elves about????

Originally Posted by bizgrower

But, but, but...the US Air Force tracks Santa every year. He must be real.

Yes, we get that cr,....information on the news in AU, every year, but it is from the popular media, so.....!

But popular media runs it, and it is written in some books so it must be real, LOL!
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- discrat 10 years ago
  
  Okay guys. I know its coming ...so where is the meme of Santa Claude ?
  
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  sbucciarel Banned 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by discrat
  
  Okay guys. I know its coming ...so where is the meme of Santa Claude ?
  
  Here's a little holiday video of him
  
  JibJab.com - Happy Birthday eCards, Holiday eCards, Christmas, Music Videos, and more
  
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  lanfear63 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by sbucciarel
  
  Here's a little holiday video of him
  
  JibJab.com - Happy Birthday eCards, Holiday eCards, Christmas, Music Videos, and more
  
  And a few more Thanks for that Useful post.
  
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  sbucciarel Banned 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by lanfear63
  
  And a few more Thanks for that Useful post.
  
  Why thank you . .. and here's a Ghost of Christmas Past
  
  Merry Christmas! Funny Christmas eCards - JibJab.com
  
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  Frank Donovan 10 years ago
  
  I have an idea why I've been missing out. Is Santa's list single or confirmed opt-in?
  
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  bizgrower 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Frank Donovan
  
  I have an idea why I've been missing out. Is Santa's list single or confirmed opt-in?
  
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  He just migrated from Lyris to Infusionsoft. Perhaps you missed the email?
  
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  Frank Donovan 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by bizgrower
  
  He just migrated from Lyris to Infusionsoft. Perhaps you missed the email?
  
  Yep. Went straight to my spam folder.
  
  It was probably the word "free" in the heading. That, or the phrase "while you sleep" in the text.
  
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lanfear63

10 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

Hate to break it to everyone but Santa ain't real!

Even NASA has my back on this one, at least on a good day?

Unless Doctor WHo is right, then it is a weird, evil alien, with a red color fetish!

But, l suppose that is true for anything on that show,...oh, wait they are usually slimey and want to take over the world, or at least England?

Lies, Lies, Lies, I'm covering my ears. What about that Fat, Jolly, Gentleman from Wooster in poor elf. You know in your heart of heart's it's him.

He knows when we are sleeping, he knows when we are awake. He has webcams everywhere.

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

Lies, Lies, Lies, I'm covering my ears. What about that Fat, Jolly, Gentleman from Wooster in poor elf. You know in your heart of heart's it's him.

He knows when we are sleeping, he knows when we are awake. He has webcams everywhere.

Webcams. Thanks for the suggestion.

The difference between an elf and a troll is......the right advertising agency.

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lanfear63 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Webcams. Thanks for the suggestion.

The difference between an elf and a troll is......the right advertising agency.

It's Him!!!

Santa, shall I send you my list or can I just paste it here?

I know it's him because everytime a Hooker sits on his knee he goes Ho, Ho Ho.
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tagiscom 10 years ago

Ok, better get in first before the usual Claude gif animations show up, and steal the limelight?

I am sure that could be turned into a song, l would take that in a shopping centre over Mariah Carreys, tonal, earthquake, rap anytime

I bet he would keep Santa away?

Smart Kitty?
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Jill Carpenter 10 years ago

Very naughty indeed.
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- Princess Balestra 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter
  
  Very naughty indeed.
  
  Man, my Naughtyometer jus' spontaneously combusted.
  
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