Santa vs Batman

11 years ago

Bzzzttt!!! Wrong.

Santa can't fly. He travels around the world in a sled pulled by flying reindeer. The reindeer are the ones with super powers. Santa is just a fat dude in a red costume, which, admittedly, is better than a fat dude in bubble wrap, but still.

Santa was even rejected by The League Of Psychic Super Heroes. Whereas he does have psychic ability (how else would he know if anyone has been naughty or nice during the year),, he doesn't have a cape or tights. Plus every year NASA's website tracks his progress around the globe, and anyone connected to NASA is verbotten in The League.

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Kurt

11 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Bzzzttt!!! Wrong.

Santa can't fly. He travels around the world in a sled pulled by flying reindeer. The reindeer are the ones with super powers. Santa is just a fat dude in a red costume, which, admittedly, is better than a fat dude in bubble wrap, but still.

Santa was even rejected by The League Of Psychic Super Heroes. Whereas he does have psychic ability (how else would he know if anyone has been naughty or nice during the year),, he doesn't have a cape or tights. Plus every year NASA's website tracks his progress around the globe, and anyone connected to NASA is is verbotten in The League.

Which is why any self-respecting person uses NORAD's Santa tracking, not NASA's. Everyone knows you can't trust NASA.

BTW, here's a list of 9 super powers Santa has:
9 Superpowers Santa Claus Clearly Has - Page 2

Batman is just a rich vigilante.

Santa for the win!

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lanfear63 11 years ago

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Jack Gordon

11 years ago

While children (of all ages) drool over Santa's red jammies, Batman is bringing hell to the bad little boys (and sometimes girls) by outwitting them, out-gadgeting them, sneaking around behind them, haunting their dreams, or - when necessary - just beating the snot out of them.

All it will take to deal with Santa is Batman packing his batgloves with some of that special green meteor dust that can be harvested from all around Santa's Fortress of (Elf) Servitude in the North Pole.

Bam. Pow. Smash. Santa down for the count.

Batman wins.

On a wholly unrelated note...

Batman V. Supeman

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Dan Riffle

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Jack Gordon

While children (of all ages) drool over Santa's red jammies, Batman is bringing hell to the bad little boys (and sometimes girls) by outwitting them, out-gadgeting them, sneaking around behind them, haunting their dreams, or - when necessary - just beating the snot out of them.

All it will take to deal with Santa is Batman packing his batgloves with some of that special green meteor dust that can be harvested from all around Santa's Fortress of (Elf) Servitude in the North Pole.

Bam. Pow. Smash. Santa down for the count.

Batman wins.

Sorry, Jack. Santa just twinkles his nose and Batman tumbles to the floor, sound asleep, sucking his little bat-thumb.

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Kurt

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Jack Gordon

While children (of all ages) drool over Santa's red jammies, Batman is bringing hell to the bad little boys (and sometimes girls) by outwitting them, out-gadgeting them, sneaking around behind them, haunting their dreams, or - when necessary - just beating the snot out of them.

All it will take to deal with Santa is Batman packing his batgloves with some of that special green meteor dust that can be harvested from all around Santa's Fortress of (Elf) Servitude in the North Pole.

Bam. Pow. Smash. Santa down for the count.

Batman wins.

On a wholly unrelated note...

Batman V. Supeman

Santa sneaks into the Bat Cave and eats all of Batman's bat cookies.

Santa for the win!

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Jack Gordon

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Santa sneaks into the Bat Cave and eats all of Batman's poisoned bat cookies.

Santa is dead.

Fixed that for you.

By the way, did that trailer make anyone else feel all tingly inside?

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Jack Gordon

Fixed that for you.

By the way, did that trailer make anyone else feel all tingly inside?

Yup. I can't wait to see it. Doomsday is here.

And yes, a chill ran up my spine, the whole trailer. Four more months.

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whateverpedia

11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Yup. I can't wait to see it. Doomsday is here.

And yes, a chill ran up my spine, the whole trailer. Four more months.

I hope Batman kicks Superman's ass. Bloody illegal aliens coming here and stealing all our super hero's jobs. Someone should build a wall around Earth and keep these Kryptonians out.

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Claude Whitacre

11 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

I hope Batman kicks Superman's ass. Bloody illegal aliens coming here and stealing all our super hero's jobs. Someone should build a wall around Earth and keep these Kryptonians out.

You know, these other planets don't send us their best people.
These aliens are rapists and murderers. And some of them are probably OK.

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whateverpedia 11 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

You know, these other planets don't send us their best people.
These aliens are rapists and murderers. And some of them are probably OK.

I can't trump that.
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- Jill Carpenter 11 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by whateverpedia
  
  Santa is an anagram of Satan.
  
  Has anyone seen Santa and Satan in the same room at the same time?
  
  I rest my case.
  
  Well, they do both wear a lot of red.
  
  hmmmmmm.............
  
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whateverpedia

11 years ago

Santa is an anagram of Satan.

Has anyone seen Santa and Satan in the same room at the same time?

I rest my case.

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bizgrower 11 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Santa is an anagram of Satan.

Has anyone seen Santa and Satan in the same room at the same time?

I rest my case.

There was this crazy Halloween party.
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whateverpedia

11 years ago

Futhermore, if you remove the letter t from Santa, you have an anagram of .....

....NASA.

Case closed.

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lanfear63 11 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

Futhermore, if you remove the letter t from Santa, you have an anagram of .....

....NASA.

Case closed.

No, still open...

National Aeronautical Santa Administration
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Princess Balestra

11 years ago

I jus' Googled for toon material, but it seems Comicvine already has the solution to this post's conundrum:

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