Rutt Wipe

10 years ago

Hunters with guns, shooting at anything that moves? pooping in the woods?

Am I the only one that's aroused right now?

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Kay King 10 years ago

"Am I the only one that's aroused right now?"

Yes.
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yukon

Banned 10 years ago

You should have enough doe If the toilet paper cost a buck.

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David Beroff

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Believe it or not, this is a real commercial for a real product...

And so is this:

Let's Talk About #2 - YouTube

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tagiscom 10 years ago

Firefox won't let me see videos at the moment, and l am relieved!
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Princess Balestra

10 years ago

I have watched this 10 times, an' I am not aroused.

I have tried everythin', an' nuthin' works.

Gonna move on over to the menstrual cup thread, see what happens.

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tagiscom

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

I have watched this 10 times, an' I am not aroused.

I have tried everythin', an' nuthin' works.

Gonna move on over to the menstrual cup thread, see what happens.

I watched this on IE, since FF videos keep crashing.

I am sure the woman would stand there and talk to this guy, or the guy would for that matter?

Stupid ad!

PS the woman got me to 1 out of 10 arouses, might have been higher if she took the silly orange coat off, and wasn't a trigger happy nutter?

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Princess Balestra 10 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

PS the woman got me to 1 out of 10 arouses, might have been higher if she took the silly orange coat off, and wasn't a trigger happy nutter?

Little by little, I am homin' in on your libidinal preferences.
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- tagiscom 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  Little by little, I am homin' in on your libidinal preferences.
  
  Thanks Princess, l needed a laugh!
  
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  Princess Balestra 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  Thanks Princess, l needed a laugh!
  
  I figured.
  
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  tagiscom 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  I figured.
  
  Or should l call you,
  Princutus of Borg?
  
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  Princess Balestra 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  Or should l call you,
  Princutus of Borg?
  
  Not unless you wanna slap in the chops.
  
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bizgrower

10 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

I watched this on IE, since FF videos keep crashing.

I am sure the woman would stand there and talk to this guy, or the guy would for that matter?

Stupid ad!

PS the woman got me to 1 out of 10 arouses, might have been higher if she took the silly orange coat off, and wasn't a trigger happy nutter?

Well, if you were a hunter from Fargo, you might find her attractive.

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Kay King

10 years ago

If the rutt wipes give you a rash, rush right out for some of this:

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tagiscom

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Not unless you wanna slap in the chops.

Arrrr, and l thought that the Borg where a peaceful and friendly race?

Let me put on some sunscreen first, don't want to get slapped out in the sun, after all the sun is evil, and horrible?

Originally Posted by bizgrower

Well, if you were a hunter from Fargo, you might find her attractive.
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Another related, real product with an unreal approach:
(I hope Claude does not have a thing for English accents,
other than lan's.)

Go Cottonelle. Go Commando. - YouTube

True, especially if she said, "Let's Shot the Deer Paw,...spit"!

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If the rutt wipes give you a rash, rush right out for some of this:

Original Boudreaux's Butt Paste | Boudreaux

I ain't clicking on either of these on the grounds that it might scar me for life!

Already been scarred enough, with numbskulls, who can't see what is in front of them?

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Kay King 10 years ago

chicken - that's a real product there
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Claude Whitacre 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

If the rutt wipes give you a rash, rush right out for some of this:

Original Boudreaux's Butt Paste | Boudreaux

I've been using it for months. So far, not a single cavity. And my breath smells fresher too.
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tagiscom 10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kay King

If the rutt wipes give you a rash, rush right out for some of this:

Original Boudreaux's Butt Paste | Boudreaux

Well, that has put me off having children for life!
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- David Beroff 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  Well, that has put me off having children for life!
  
  Oh, trust me; that's nothing!!
  
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Kurt

10 years ago

Who wants to tell Claude that "doggie style" doesn't mean foregoing the TP and just dragging his butt across the floor/carpet?

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Claude Whitacre

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Who wants to tell Claude that "doggie style" doesn't mean foregoing the TP and just dragging his butt across the floor/carpet?

Don't be a moron.

Of course, I drag my butt across the carpet. Pushing it is nearly impossible.

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Princess Balestra

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Don't be a moron.

Of course, I drag my butt across the carpet. Pushing it is nearly impossible.

Smear Butt Paste on the carpet, an' I figure you could slide around like a hockey puck.

Roll out the carpet onto a giant pinball table an' we got us a whole noo sport.

(It does not have to be Claude bouncin' between the flippers btw. I figure if this goes pro, it would provide a new source of income for elderly Chinese acrobats, lithe jockeys with a penchant for adventure, or circus performers who wanna get back the big bucks they splashed out on their glitzy leotards.)

Human Butt Paste Pinball.

I would go see somea that.

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tagiscom

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Smear Butt Paste on the carpet, an' I figure you could slide around like a hockey puck.

Roll out the carpet onto a giant pinball table an' we got us a whole noo sport.

(It does not have to be Claude bouncin' between the flippers btw. I figure if this goes pro, it would provide a new source of income for elderly Chinese acrobats, lithe jockeys with a penchant for adventure, or circus performers who wanna get back the big bucks they splashed out on their glitzy leotards.)

Human Butt Paste Pinball.

I would go see somea that.

Mods time to close this thread! Now, before it gets any worse?

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Kurt

10 years ago

Introducing The Loop N Poop:

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tagiscom

10 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

Introducing The Loop N Poop:

Loop N' Poopâ„¢ - YouTube

I remember the last camping trip l went on, basically nothing for a few days, then,......!

That was 1983, if l remember correctly?

Unless there is a 5 star hotel nearbuy forget it!

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bizgrower

10 years ago

Originally Posted by tagiscom

I remember the last camping trip l went on, basically nothing for a few days, then,......!

That was 1983, if l remember correctly?

Unless there is a 5 star hotel nearbuy forget it!

TMI TMI TMI (I only repeated to meet the ten character minimum.)

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tagiscom 10 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

TMI TMI TMI (I only repeated to meet the ten character minimum.)

TMI,....Google translate where are you!
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- David Beroff 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by tagiscom
  
  TMI,....Google translate where are you!
  
  Let me google that for you
  
  Urban Dictionary: TMI
  
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bizgrower

10 years ago

Next T-Mobile spokesperson.^^^^

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Jill Carpenter 10 years ago

I have upvoted this very important thread.
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- Princess Balestra 10 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter
  
  I have upvoted this very important thread.
  
  Humanity's future may depend on it.
  
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10 years ago

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