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The Good News Thread

by bizgrower
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  • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
    I got 2 new clients this week!

    That is good news!

    Of course, one of them I chased down in a parking lot after seeing their business name on their truck, but a girls gotta do what a girl has to do!

    More good news (for some) is I'm still alive and breathing today. The sun is out, I have a full day of work lined up in front of me.
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Watch Good news: Thieves have a change of heart @ Komando Video
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
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  • Profile picture of the author bizgrower
    Weird and a bit ironic for this thread.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Well, my post got deleted. I think I'm going to lay low today...
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    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
      Originally Posted by Dan Riffle View Post

      Well, my post got deleted. I think I'm going to lay low today...
      I got your post deleted. Every single post you write, I report as "This man is an idiot. He deserves to be murdered. But the law being the law...the most we can do is delete his post"

      The fact that you are laying low, I consider a victory.

      But I think your post I just quoted should be deleted as well, because the word lay was in it.
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    There's more stuff bein' chopped here than balls in a eunucharium.
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    • Profile picture of the author Mike Anthony
      Originally Posted by Princess Balestra View Post

      There's more stuff bein' chopped here than balls in a eunucharium.
      and how would a peaceful girl like you know such a thing PB? You have a very interesting (read there - disturbing) work resume.
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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        Originally Posted by Mike Anthony View Post

        and how would a peaceful girl like you know such a thing PB? You have a very interesting (read there - disturbing) work resume.
        k, gonna share.


        Princess Balestra's Guide to Choppin' Yourself
        to The Perfect Eunuch

        Method 1 ("The Easy Way")

        Sword, razor, shears, scissors, wire

        Method 2 ("The Hard, Mebbe More Painful Way")

        Karate


        I figure this could form the basis of a WSO.

        "Do you often dream of a choir of nightingales serenadin' you in your harem?" typea thing.

        "Do you crave babysoft flesh hung from the loins of grown men?"

        "Do you wanna make guys feel inferior merely by pluckin' your manly eyebrows?"

        "Are you excited by the thought of melted butter oozin' down a castrato's back?"

        I will, in all honesty, spill the beans on this one.
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  • Profile picture of the author primeonemedia
    Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth - Futurama, this was my first thought )) : "Good news everyone!"
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  • Profile picture of the author Markte
    I finally bought my dream smartphone <3
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    • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
      Good News!

      Attention! The following music sound track immediately following this message has been provided for your optimal enjoyment of this post:


      Thank you for all the LOVE! I so felt it. It was quite amazing. Like a day at a peaceful camp. You know the kind of camp I'm talking about. Warm fuzzies all around. One of those things that sticks with you like the feeling from hot cocoa on a cold winter day or like remembering your first jump off a really high dive into a pool. Scary, exciting, refreshing, and just an experience.

      You know who you are. Those who sent the real love.

      While I was galavanting on the web, some of you hit a button somewhere, some of you visited me, and some of you sent something silently through the universe. I saw it. I felt it. It was wonderful and inspiring. It really lifted my spirits and made me feel very special.

      I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart.

      It meant more to me than I can tell you. Subtle yet explosive.

      I've spent a few days pondering (hehehe) about a lot of things. I'm sure you all have been too

      Mysteries of life and such. Why bad things happen to good people. Where is that lost sock. Damn smelly sock.

      Then again, those things aren't always so bad. Sometimes they are just an alert or alarm tone.

      Something to wake you up. Doesn't mean they don't stink - but I digress...


      You are all wonderful, and I want to thank you all for being you.

      Now lean into your monitor and give me a computer hug!

      You are all good news!.


      I think I'm going to be quite busy for a while, so don't be alarmed if you see a change in my posting habits (or massive lack there of).

      That is all.
      Carry on.
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      • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
        Hooray! Jill's back!

        It's awesome to have you back, Jill, even if your visits will be more sporadic now.


        Terra
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      • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
        Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post


        Now lean into your monitor and give me a computer hug!
        K, so I bashed my nose there.

        I should mebbe switch on a light...
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      • Profile picture of the author PaulSch
        Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post


        Thank you for all the LOVE! I so felt it. It was quite amazing. Like a day at a peaceful camp. You know the kind of camp I’m talking about. Warm fuzzies all around.
        Kept trying to send messages of solidarity and all that stuff but for some unfathomable reason (maybe the post fairy) they all kept disappearing within seconds of my posting them.

        Anyway, as far as I'm concerned it's good news that you are restored to the bosom of your 'family' once more.

        Hope your being 'busy' exceeds all your expectations but doesn't stop you posting for too long.
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