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irawr

Banned 8 years ago

She has no idea what she is looking at.

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my perusal 8 years ago

Originally Posted by irawr

She has no idea what she is looking at.

I bet you do though
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seasoned

8 years ago

FUNNY! Is there ANOTHER GTR? I didn't see it.

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my perusal 8 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

FUNNY! Is there ANOTHER GTR? I didn't see it.

Maybe you were looking in the wrong place.

Btw, you do know there's not another GTR. Don't you?
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seasoned 8 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

FUNNY! Is there ANOTHER GTR? I didn't see it.

Stephen.

I said it half in jest. YES, I noticed the woman, and noticed her first, but It kind of scrolled slowly. I saw the car when I could.

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irawr

Banned 8 years ago

Didn't come out right and I'm doing redoing it LOL.

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seasoned

8 years ago

Originally Posted by irawr

Didn't come out right and I'm doing redoing it LOL.

Funny. If I were homosexual, I think that would make me MORE likely to notice the car first.

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ThomM

8 years ago

I keep looking at the license plate and wondering what country it's from.
I never heard of a GT-R until now and have no idea who makes them.
Yes the girl is nice but I know at my age I have no chance of getting the girl and no chance of getting the car. The best I can hope for is knowing what country the plate is from.

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whateverpedia

8 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

I keep looking at the license plate and wondering what country it's from.
I never heard of a GT-R until now and have no idea who makes them.
Yes the girl is nice but I know at my age I have no chance of getting the girl and no chance of getting the car. The best I can hope for is knowing what country the plate is from.

LOL. I'm at the age where I look at the photo and think, "When I was younger I used to have one of them".

That applies to the flash car as well as the flash girl.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

LOL. I'm at the age where I look at the photo and think, "When I was younger I used to have one of them".

That applies to the flash car as well as the flash girl.

I'm old enough now, that I look at the photo...see the girl...dismiss her...and then look at the rest of the photo for the optical illusion.

Hot girls are a dime a dozen. They're everywhere. So are guys that can't think of anything else.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Thing about those heels is, they are not made for walkin' in.

I figure Hulk Hogan is the only one needs pumped-up calves right now, unless McDonalds gotta noo Vealburger for their kids' Happy Meals.

My balance is pretty cool, but I would struggle to hobble along in those things.

Throws a lotta weight down on your toes so you gotta tip back, which is kinda OK if ur a model an' you are bein' paid to flaunt your bazooboes an' stick out your ass, but it is not so cool if ur like shoppin' or fleein' from villains.

But, hey, yeah — I see the car now.

An' this may surprise y'all, but I know what it is.

A. Blue. One.

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lanfear63 8 years ago

OK, I give up, what species of tree's are they?
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HeySal

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Thing about those heels is, they are not made for walkin' in.

I figure Hulk Hogan is the only one needs pumped-up calves right now, unless McDonalds gotta noo Vealburger for their kids' Happy Meals.

My balance is pretty cool, but I would struggle to hobble along in those things.

Throws a lotta weight down on your toes so you gotta tip back, which is kinda OK if ur a model an' you are bein' paid to flaunt your bazooboes an' stick out your ass, but it is not so cool if ur like shoppin' or fleein' from villains.

But, hey, yeah -- I see the car now.

An' this may surprise y'all, but I know what it is.

A. Blue. One.

Those are dancing or stage heels. I used to teach ballroom/disco, and outside of the platform, that's the heel we wore. The heel is about 3/4 inch less that it looks (front of shoe is platformed). The shoe forces you to stand very straight and improves balance on the floor. We did have a lot of injuries off the dance floor, though, because we didn't pay attention when we were walking like we did when we were dancing. That set of 5 stairs between the dance room and lobby took out one hella lot of ankles over my time.

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Princess Balestra

8 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Those are dancing or stage heels. I used to teach ballroom/disco, and outside of the platform, that's the heel we wore. The heel is about 3/4 inch less that it looks (front of shoe is platformed). The shoe forces you to stand very straight and improves balance on the floor. We did have a lot of injuries off the dance floor, though, because we didn't pay attention when we were walking like we did when we were dancing. That set of 5 stairs between the dance room and lobby took out one hella lot of ankles over my time.

Ouch.

It is like heels fool your ankles into thinkin' they are hips, an' you can roll offa the side without a hitch.

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HeySal 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Princess Balestra

Ouch.

It is like heels fool your ankles into thinkin' they are hips, an' you can roll offa the side without a hitch.

Takes some getting used to - - and more than one blister to get used to dancing in them. And I'd never put on a platformed heel like that and expect not to break something trying to dance in them. I wouldn't put a 4 inch platform shoe on my foot for any reason. I don't even like the way they look. The regular 4 to 4.5 inch stiletto without the platform is great for dancing once you get the hang of them. I did a lot of lifts and flips with more experienced students and with other teachers and you can even land out of a flip better in them once you're practiced than you would be able to a flat heel. It's bizarre. Really bizarre.
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ThomM

8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

LOL. I'm at the age where I look at the photo and think, "When I was younger I used to have one of them".

That applies to the flash car as well as the flash girl.

That reminded my of what happened with my father years ago.
He was 88 at the time and in very poor health. I went to his bedroom one morning to see how he was and keep him company. When I walked in he had a big smile on his face. When I asked why he said he woke up that morning with an erection (you know morning wood). Trying to hold back my laughter I asked him if he wanted me to send ma up. He then frowned and said don't bother I can't remember what to do with it.

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Claude Whitacre 8 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

he said he woke up that morning with an erection (you know morning wood).

Thanks for explaining it, so I didn't have to ask my wife what it meant.
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bizgrower

8 years ago

Originally Posted by whateverpedia

LOL. I'm at the age where I look at the photo and think, "When I was younger I used to have one of them".

That applies to the flash car as well as the flash girl.

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discrat

8 years ago

Originally Posted by ThomM

I keep looking at the license plate and wondering what country it's from.
I never heard of a GT-R until now and have no idea who makes them.
Yes the girl is nice but I know at my age I have no chance of getting the girl and no chance of getting the car. The best I can hope for is knowing what country the plate is from.

Thom = accomplished musician = you have a legit shot at ANY woman

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

Thom = accomplished musician = you have a legit shot at ANY woman

Probably not deaf women.

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discrat

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Probably not deaf women.

Yeah, doesn't really have anything to do with that particular "sense".

Has more to do with image and the rebellion associated with it. Many women dig musicians. Old, young, ugly, beautiful lol

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MissTerraK

8 years ago

Originally Posted by discrat

Yeah, doesn't really have anything to do with that particular "sense".

Has more to do with image and the rebellion associated with it. Many women dig musicians. Old, young, ugly, beautiful lol

Yep, and some are partial to drummers, like Thom.

Meghan Trainor is...

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my perusal 8 years ago

Originally Posted by seasoned

I said it half in jest. YES, I noticed the woman, and noticed her first, but It kind of scrolled slowly. I saw the car when I could.

Steve

Really.

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Mike Anthony

8 years ago

Nah the optical illusion is the same one in all such pictures men fall for all the time.

That because a woman is bending over and arching her spine backway as well she has more rear than she actually has.

same basic principle as the push up bra guys get conned with all the time as well.

Thats how you know which is the smarter gender. We pull things in with belts and women laugh "whose he trying to fool?". They pull and push out other things and we drool like that's the real shape and size.

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Princess Balestra 8 years ago

Originally Posted by Mike Anthony

That because a woman is bending over and arching her spine backway as well she has more rear than she actually has.

Flexible spine is a real asset, but I am not too fonda makin' those kinda contortions.

I prefer to rely on a subtle combination of natural elegance an' a dirty mouth.

(The matchin' cape an' loominous thong are jus' optionals.)

*No eggnog was mutilated in the writin' of this comment. It is the weekend, an' I am on the frickin' way rouge vino right now .*
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  Originally Posted by Princess Balestra
  
  I prefer to rely on a subtle combination of natural elegance an' a dirty mouth.
  
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alistair

8 years ago

That's a beautiful car. Was looking at them a few months ago but got other priorities first. Would have to be a weekend only type car though the amount of fuel they drink. There's a few videos of some older chap on youtube doing launches in one with family members etc.

Nissan GTR launch Control Reactions Compilation -...

Oh yeah almost forgot, the girls not bad either.

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Jill Carpenter 8 years ago

Originally Posted by irawr

She has no idea what she is looking at.

Will she ever really need to know what she is looking at or how to even fix it?
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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by my perusal

I think that the optical illusion here, is that this girl is someone you would be interested in, based on a pose. I've met lots of girls that were "fascinating"...until they talked. And I've met women that were uninteresting...until they talked.

Yes, I'm that old.

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bizgrower

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

I think that the optical illusion here, is that this girl is someone you would be interested in, based on a pose. I've met lots of girls that were "fascinating"...until they talked. And I've met women that were uninteresting...until they talked.

Yes, I'm that old.

I worked at a night club and the boss was female. She used to say about one handsome
musician, "I like him...until he opens his mouth."

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Dan Riffle

8 years ago

Originally Posted by bizgrower

I worked at a night club and the boss was female. She used to say about one handsome
musician, "I like him...until he opens his mouth."

It's become of hobby of mine to keep track of all the jobs you've had, Biz. The count is now at 742. Is there a business in Colorado that has not employed you at some point in time?

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bizgrower

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

It's become of hobby of mine to keep track of all the jobs you've had, Biz. The count is now at 742. Is there a business in Colorado that has not employed you at some point in time?

Since I was born in 1856 and helped found the state, it's not that many jobs.
Right now, I can't recall anybody I have not done some work for.

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Claude Whitacre

8 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan Riffle

It's become of hobby of mine to keep track of all the jobs you've had, Biz. The count is now at 742. Is there a business in Colorado that has not employed you at some point in time?

He used to baby sit you. That's an experience we can all relate to.

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