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Got any quotes you like, make you think, or inspire you?


"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative." - Woody Allen
#advice #inspiration #quotes
  • Profile picture of the author Jeff Burritt
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    Or if you want something a bit more fun....these are pretty good.

    Deep Thoughts: Not By Jack Handy
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    "A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want."

    -Madonna
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    • Profile picture of the author Dylan Barns
      Originally Posted by ForumGuru View Post

      "A lot of people are afraid to say what they want. That's why they don't get what they want."

      -Madonna
      it is my favourite quote... it motivates me to get what I want, to achieve my goals...
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        Originally Posted by Dylan Barns View Post

        it is my favourite quote... it motivates me to get what I want, to achieve my goals...
        i don't need dumb quotes to motivate me to get what i want, to achieve my goals

        you can quote me if you want
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    Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey - lennon mccartney - white album
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    It's the goof of all time. - Al Pacino
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
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    "A lamington, a lamington, my kingdom for a lamington." from Richard III by Dan Riffle.
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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    "Does this bubble wrap make my butt look big?". - Claude Whitacre.
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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      Has someone really asked you that?! Nevermind, don't answer. No need to go there

      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      "Does this bubble wrap make my butt look big?". - Claude Whitacre.
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    "Oooooops!" - Claude's mom.
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    ''I'd rather be hated for who I am,than loved for who I am not.'' -Kurt Cobain
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    "Starting is always hard!"
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    "Popular thought appeals to crowds, gatherings and tribes, who use it as a way to guide the herd. It is very evident in protests - sometimes the very people doing the protesting have NO IDEA what they are talking about."

    -Corey Taylor
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    Say Hello to My Little Friend. - Al Pacino
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    "The future is meant for those who are willing to let go of the worst parts of the past. When you cannot take two steps without turning around to inspect your footsteps, you are getting nowhere fast."

    -Corey Taylor
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    ''You don't get another chance,life is no nintendo game.''-Eminem.
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    "Starting is always hard!"
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    "When you get to the fork in the road take it." - Yogi Berra

    "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson

    "When it's time to shoot, shoot, don't talk." - Tuco
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    "There's two things I really like to do and that's whoop ass and look good. I'm doing one of them right now and on Saturday night, I'm doing the other."

    -Connor McGregor
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    "Some people are desperately looking for scapegoats, they just don't want to see the truth!"

    -Jonathon Davis
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    life is a daring adventure or nothing.. by hellen keller.. awesome, right?
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  • Profile picture of the author agmccall
    "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." Winston Churchill
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    The Flu? Not worthy of a mention here???
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    very cliche' but very good
    "you can't see a rainbow without a little rain"
    inspiring to push through hard times for a good outcome
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    One of my Favorite Quote from the Movie Undisputed 3 is "Improvise Adapt Overcome"
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    • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
      Originally Posted by sindhuja12 View Post

      One of my Favorite Quote from the Movie Undisputed 3 is "Improvise Adapt Overcome"
      If you're going to attribute that saying to a movie, attribute it to Heartbreak Ridge.
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    The sun is gone,but I have a light-Kurt Cobain.
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    Self control is strength
    Practice is mastery
    Calmness is power.
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    "Be kind. For everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle".....Ian Maclaren
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    "A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

    Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine; which is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


    --Cliff Clavin
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    "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear." - Norm Peterson
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  • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
    Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.

    John Steinbeck

    There is no giant step that does it. It's a lot of little steps.

    Peter A. Cohen


    People with goals succeed because they know where they are going.

    Earl Nightingale


    Drawing on my fine command of the English language I said nothing.

    Robert Benchley


    Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.

    Henry David Thoreau
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    Anger is a dagger that you hold by the blade.
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    "Be kind. For everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle".....Ian Maclaren
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    Another quote for all.

    "Its not what you do, its how you do it"

    Don't worry about anyone else's doings, worry on your own and make the best of it. Others will flock to you when you have something good.
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    "Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages."
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    • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
      Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.

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      Belief is the ignition switch that gets you off the launching pad.

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      A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

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      The great seal of truth is simplicity.

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      Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

      Thomas Edison
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    I can see, and that is why I can be happy, in what you call the dark, but which to me is golden.

    Helen Keller
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    If you're skydiving and your parachute fails to open, don't worry. You've got the rest of your life to fix it. - Unknown
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
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    "Remember the ........." Oh hell, what was the name of that place again.

    al
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    • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
      Originally Posted by agmccall View Post

      "Remember the ........." Oh hell, what was the name of that place again.

      al
      it was the....you know when you're....ah heck reminds me of the you know...

      Dogs think they're human. Cats think they're gods. Ya ya. whatever.

      Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind. -Leonardo Da Vinci
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    "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

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    "It is all mind over matter, I don't mind cause it don't matter"

    I do not know who said this, but I like it

    al
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    It isnt necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy [Groucho Marx]
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    The sun is yellow,I'm lazy-me.
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    "Starting is always hard!"
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    "Boom Boom Boom Boom!" - John Lee Hooker
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    Boom! Here comes the Boom!
    Ready or not, here comes the boys from the South
    Boom! Here comes the Boom!
    How you like me now?

    Is that all you got?
    I'll take your best shot.


    -P.O.D.


    Click, click boom.

    -Saliva
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    Beauty is desired in order that it may be befouled; not for its own sake, but for the joy brought by the certainty of profaning it - Georges Bataille
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    Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune.

    Jim Rohn



    I am always doing that which I can not do; in order that I may learn how to do it.

    Pablo Picasso



    You are the product of your own brainstorm.

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