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Fantasy Servants

by Princess Balestra
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Their smiles beam from under your burgers, these people who do not exist.

With their trademark imaginary whatevers, they lure you to watch 'em persist.

An' their words etch 'emselves on your retina, intro-inverted on your soul.

When fantasy servants wink atya, they fulfill alla yr emptiest holes.


#fantasy #servants #toony spoony
  • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
    hey guys, can i get a refill?

    i sort of am lost right now,

    bye the way can you call me a taxi... thanks...,,.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Claude was visiting Nantucket...
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  • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
    Nantucket is.....sort of nice...

    ever been to Santosa island?

    you will be..... in the long term....
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra
    Bumpy ride on this one so far.

    But I figure identifiable iconography will win out.

    Aurora Borealis tattooz.

    Imprintsa heaven we choose.
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    Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

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  • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
    "Bumpy ride" because you not invite us to your house

    trust me, i'm the first one that applies....

    you know simple directives for us simple people that walked tru
    the whole enchilada of blah blahs the last 24 hours - yeaha - now
    you talk one to one sister...
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  • Profile picture of the author Princess Balestra


    Mutability's avatar hovers o'er your everlastin' message.

    I invite all to abuse the available iconography to whump out your stuff.

    3 variables, infinite possibilities.

    Tellya, frickin' Captain anythin', frickin' stereotypical image, frickin' sum stoopid, smart-assed punchline, never solved nuthin'.

    Thing is, nonea these triplicathletes exist tillya prompt 'em to run.
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    Lightin' fuses is for blowin' stuff togethah.

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  • Profile picture of the author Dan Riffle
    Remember Furbies?

    Remember how you could point two of them at each other and they'd start talking to each other in gibberish?

    This thread is like that.
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  • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
    can i replace the word 'iconography' with the word 'memes' ?

    i like memes, but not iconography. it's related, but more 'flat' and not 'multi;leveled'
    enough to raise awareness in my little numb mind
    this morning because of that mild

    hangover

    that needs

    A) a cure
    B) a stimulant
    C) something multi-leveled
    D) all of the above
    E) or just an invitation to the beach

    bring your swimming suit Cleopatra
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  • Profile picture of the author laurencewins
    Hey George, you're a taxi!
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    • Profile picture of the author George Schwab
      Originally Posted by laurencewins View Post

      Hey George, you're a taxi!
      i know, can i bring you somewhere tonight?
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Half past nine.
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    Why do garden gnomes smell so bad?
    So that blind people can hate them as well.
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