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tagiscom

9 years ago

Passing no, but l am having a great time.

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yukon

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Carlino3

Please accept me here!

Yukon has accepted you.

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tagiscom

9 years ago

But Claude won't accept you here, not without the sacrificial donut!

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Carlino3

Hello all,

Greetings! I am new member. Just opened my account few minutes ago. I would like to say hello to all. Hope everyone is passing a great time so far.

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Originally Posted by tagiscom

But Claude won't accept you here, not without the sacrificial donut!

For Claude, a great time is passing gas, or as he calls it "crop dusting".

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tagiscom 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

For Claude, a great time is passing gas, or as he calls it "crop dusting".

Least he wasn't sitting on the dock of the bay...

Killing fish!
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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

For Claude, a great time is passing gas, or as he calls it "crop dusting".

Carlino;

There is only one guaranteed way to be accepted here. You must find Kurt Melvin and punch him in the nose. We have all done it. Now it's your turn.

And when he starts yelling "No! Claude was joking. It's just a joke!" that's code for "kick my shins".

Post a photo of you punching Kurt in the nose, and your acceptance is guaranteed.

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

Carlino;

There is only one guaranteed way to be accepted here. You must find Kurt Melvin and punch him in the nose. We have all done it. Now it's your turn.

And when he starts yelling "No! Claude was joking. It's just a joke!" that's code for "kick my shins".

Post a photo of you punching Kurt in the nose, and your acceptance is guaranteed.

No, Carlino, don't listen to him, fake news, sad.

You need to go to Wooster, walk into Claude's vacuum store and bop him on the nose to be accepted here, (as we all have, or would like to).

And him, (Claude) telling everyone to Shut up, on the OT, only enforces the fact that he likes it.

Fiverr may help?

"I Will Bop, Claude on The Nose, for $5".

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yukon

Banned 9 years ago

Claude is unacceptable.

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Claude's position here is unique. He's Tolerhated

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Jonathan 2.0

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Carlino3

Greetings! I am new member. Just opened my account few minutes ago. I would like to say hello to all.

Welcome to The Forum Carlino.
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Jessica Amboos

9 years ago

Hi! I'm also technically a newbie. Responded to a post today. I didn't have the guts to create my own thread yet. I did enjoy reading the stuff here. Hope you do as well!

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Jonathan 2.0

Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Jessica Amboos

Hi! I'm also technically a newbie. Responded to a post today. I didn't have the guts to create my own thread yet. I did enjoy reading the stuff here. Hope you do as well!

Aww. Well you're Welcome here too Jessica.

Have a humble/learning Mindset and will learn of whole wealth of knowledge from The Forum.

Jonathan

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flopitdown

9 years ago

Welcome and enjoy your time.

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Carlino3

9 years ago

Thank you so much guys for your input.

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thezinersindia

9 years ago

Please accept my Hello!

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yukon Banned 9 years ago

Originally Posted by thezinersindia

Please accept my Hello!

I am reviewing your application for acceptance.
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  Hi Yukon, Thanks for considering. I wrote for Carlino here. Regarding my Hello to warriros are not published yet.
  
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Kurt

9 years ago

To truly be accepted to the WF, just complete this simple initiation by typing "Claude sucks".

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lanfear63

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

To truly be accepted to the WF, just complete this simple initiation by typing "Claude sucks".

You have uttered those most secret words usually only reserved for the inner most trusted members of the Masonic Order Of Claude Insulters Fraternity.

I do not know what the reaction will be when the Worshipful Master returns from his trip to KFC (Klu Food Clan)

I hope you know what you are doing

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

You have uttered those most secret words usually only reserved for the inner most trusted members of the Masonic Order Of Claude Insulters Fraternity.

I do not know what the reaction will be when the Worshipful Master returns from his trip to KFC (Klu Food Clan)

I hope you know what you are doing

It's hardly a secret. During the Super Bowl half time show, marching bands form the words "Claude Sucks".

The sign just outside town says, "Welcome to Wooster...Claude Sucks".

"Claude Sucks" flashes on and off on the Goodyear blimp.

"Claude Sucks" were the first words transmitted via the telegraph.

When Stanley met Livingston, Stanley's first words were "Claude Sucks", to which Livingston replied, "I know".

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Claude Whitacre

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

It's hardly a secret. During the Super Bowl half time show, marching bands form the words "Claude Sucks".

The sign just outside town says, "Welcome to Wooster...Claude Sucks".

"Claude Sucks" flashes on and off on the Goodyear blimp.

"Claude Sucks" were the first words transmitted via the telegraph.

When Stanley met Livingston, Stanley's first words were "Claude Sucks", to which Livingston replied, "I know".

When Adam, Eve, and the snake were in the garden......and Eve took a bite of the apple, the one universal truth that she knew...the secret of all existence...the knowledge of all mankind was whispered in her ear from God above..."Claude sucks".

And the snake said "Claude isn't born yet"

And then the voice said "Sorry, my bad...Claude will suck"

And so the concept of "pre-sucking" was born.

Look it up.

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Kurt

9 years ago

Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre

When Adam, Eve, and the snake were in the garden......and Eve took a bite of the apple, the one universal truth that she knew...the secret of all existence...the knowledge of all mankind was whispered in her ear from God above..."Claude sucks".

And the snake said "Claude isn't born yet"

And then the voice said "Sorry, my bad...Claude will suck"

And so the concept of "pre-sucking" was born.

Look it up.

BTW, Abel said, "Claude won't suck"...so Cain killed him.

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Claude Whitacre 9 years ago

Originally Posted by Kurt

BTW, Abel said, "Claude won't suck"...so Cain killed him.

So...who did Cain and Abel marry?
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- lanfear63 9 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  So...who did Cain and Abel marry?
  
  "The Bible says Adam was one hundred and thirty years old when Seth was born. He then lived another eight hundred years. God had promised Eve that he would greatly multiply her conception (Genesis 3:16). In fact Jewish tradition states that Adam had 33 sons and 23 daughters! Therefore many people could have existed at the time when Cain killed Abel. It has been conservatively estimated that 32,000 people could have been alive at that time this event occurred."
  
  We were all born out of Incestuous relationships. Cain's brother never married on account of being dead, so he was not Abel
  
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  Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre
  
  So...who did Cain and Abel marry?
  
  Lavern and Shirley.
  
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Sanjosh

9 years ago

Welcome to the community mate. Enjoy your best time here. lol

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tagiscom

9 years ago

Originally Posted by lanfear63

You have uttered those most secret words usually only reserved for the inner most trusted members of the Masonic Order Of Claude Insulters Fraternity.

I do not know what the reaction will be when the Worshipful Master returns from his trip to KFC (Klu Food Clan)

I hope you know what you are doing

The usual, he will put a nappy, (probably one of his) onto a family sized roast chicken, place it in a circle of candles, and recite the 11 secret herbs and spices from memory, (well, most).