Hey MYOB

Oh, quit lying! :p You are a big time wild game hunter, I know because I am your favorite prey! I'm not complaining, mind you, just like from that fast food jingle/jungle in your case, "I'm lovin it!"
MissTerraK

Well, Paul -- I would think that being fat is not helping you in any way shape or form. Perhaps you should set your sites on being a lean, mean capitalist pig and you will find yourself attracting more interesting forms of wildlife to lie around with. I'm suspecting that beer might be not such a good idea - either for the "fat" or for the capitalist image. Champagne may be a better choice.

You two are forcing me to reveal my hands and irresistible charm. With one hand and a little beer, I can tame wild animals. And with the other hand, I can drive tame champagne-chugging prima donnas into wild animals.

Champagne can indeed be a nice start to a very pleasurable evening, though. But after three or four glasses, I'm sure both of you would be face down on the table. Switching to much cheaper Bud Lite beer (neither of you would never know the difference at this point), and with a few more glasses, you'd be under the table.

Since I'm 6'3" tall and weigh 296 pounds, (being a big fat capitalistic pig does not necessarily mean that I'm all fat), it would be a simple gesture for me to pour on the charm (and the rest of my beer) all over your bodies. With the lights turned down, and passion turned up, your lithe and beer-soaked bodies would be held with masterfull sensuality within my bear-sized hands.

Animal instincts within you would become almost uncontrollable, but with gentle caress (as I learned from wild animals on my safaris), we lay together in primal form. The mixed taste of champagne and beer on your lips ignites a fire that quivers hotly within us and is not quenched until the morning breaks, and we all lay together exhausted but smiling. No snarling at all.

But I can see instinctively that you would be very expensive dates, requiring a bottle of champagne along with the standard quart of Bud Lite.

Well, if you really must know ... it often comes served with crow.

[quote=HeySal;1341272] Great! Marked it in my daybook and will have bottles of Tosti on ice waiting! After you get settled and all, give me a call and we will make plans! I'll PM you my phone number!
MissTerraK

I have never really been good with names, even in my youth. But when I was in fourth grade, I was the school spelling bee champion for three years in a row.

So I'm not bitching at you for misspelling, per se. As a gentleman and a scholar, I have often noted that one's grammar and spelling are a reflection on the soundness of said one's research and facts.

Careless spelling and grammar correlates with careless factual information. Your careless assumption that David Brown and Dan Brown were either related, acquaintances and/or imbibers specifically of Tosti all based solely on their assumed commonality of sojourning to Italy is most startling. The wildest supposition from the facts does not support this conclusion. Your world spins around Asti, and it soberly explains all of your misspellings, slurs in grammar, and non-sequitur logic.

Dan Brown traveled the world in researching his book "The DaVinci Code", and may just as likely be assumed that as he stopped at many different ports for research and arrayed refreshments, it all finally culminated in a stupor while writing among fellow drunken sailors. Any remote allusion to the specificity of Tosti has never reached literaria.

Nor is there any evidence of David Brown ever even stepping out of the National Museum of New York for a drink much less visiting Italy while researching and writing his masterpiece "Leonardo Da Vinci: Origins of a Genius". It is a highly acclaimed opus magnum of the genius' early development.

Now we come to Toby Clements, author of "The Asti Spumante Code". Therein is much familiarity with the drink in question, and a strong case or more can be made for his sparkling insight into the fallability of "The DaVinci Code" as was so much inspired by so much imbibing.

But, both spelling and the facts really do matter; they matter alot, no matter how so trivial you think them to be. And this is not bitching, nor harping on trivia. As case in point; there were several misspelled words and grammatical errors in "The DaVinci Code", so the correlation with spelling and grammar to factual error is very high.

In this tri-tease (or more properly - treatise) I am only trying to elevate you to a higher standard of responsibility, accuracy, and factual representation for which you may not be accustomed. Butt don't take it the wrong way.

Just being anal.