Superintendent Charged with Pooping !!

by DWolfe
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Superintendent Charged With Pooping On Track You can't make this stuff up !

https://patch.com/new-jersey/holmdel...-holmdel-track
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  • Profile picture of the author Kay King
    Note to self:

    If you want a paid leave from your $147k/yr job in New Jersey....poop on the track.

    Yeah, that makes sense. As punishment, will he be required to carry doggie bags and clean up after himself?

    You are right - can't make this stuff up.
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    • Profile picture of the author OptedIn
      Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

      If you want a paid leave from your $147k/yr job in New Jersey....poop on the track.
      This is a variation on the theme of 'standing-up for what you believe in.'

      This is squatting for what you believe in. (Visualization required for full-effect).

      Cheers.
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    That story is truly a load of crap!

    Happy Sunday morning, everyone!!!
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      Originally Posted by OptedIn View Post

      That story is truly a load of crap!

      Happy Sunday morning, everyone!!!
      More like a Sh*tty story.
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        Originally Posted by DWolfe View Post

        More like a Sh*tty story.
        Well, you're obviously more of a potty-mouth than I am, and - it is Sunday, you heathen! :-)
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        Originally Posted by DWolfe View Post

        More like a Sh*tty story.
        Better than flogging a dead horse, or worse still having a petty party.

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    Banned
    Pooping is illegal.
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  • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
    What's so surprising? He's a track and field expert.

    He was merely practising The Shit Put
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    just when i though there was thinking there wasn't enough shi t to talk about on the off topic forum..

    an for the first and maybe the only tim e.. i will avoid posting my opinion i was going to say analysis but yeah considering the the nature of actions i will pinch off the urge to comment to fludly ..but i may keep an eye ..on the thread ..
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      Originally Posted by Odahh View Post

      i will pinch off the urge to comment
      Don't hold it in.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    A dozen posts about poop and not a single mention of Claude. Slackers.
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      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      A dozen posts about poop and not a single mention of Claude. Slackers.
      Is Claude the new Jared?
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